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Post by unomusette on Oct 10, 2014 22:58:26 GMT
Well, I'm extremely pleased to hear you're feeling good and have invested (and it is an investment) lots of time reading our epic tale. However I do feel a lot of it has probably escaped you because you made the common error of not wearing eyeliner whilst reading it. Plus it's a bit like the old Kung Fu series. Enlightenment doesn't come easily, you have to earn it through suffering and studying the text (both at the same time obviously). If I was to explain it to you it wouldn't have the same deep meaning, trust me. In the meantime, Scarecrow Costume!!!! This is the best news I've heard all day, please keep me updated and let me know if I can help with supplies of straw or carrots or old clothes. Hope you have enough time before Halloween to make it perfect
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Post by Rob 2095 on Oct 10, 2014 23:41:01 GMT
You heard (or read) the lady, Helmut. She's under the impression that you don't wear eyeliner.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 10, 2014 23:52:01 GMT
You heard (or read) the lady, Helmut. She's under the impression that you don't wear eyeliner. Not usually, but once I wore, if even for a couple of minutes. But don't get me started yet again with another of my boring tales about personal experiences... just be happy to know that it was quite traumatic but totally worth it. I'd better wast... I mean, invest my time in puzzling out that Jeff Lynne seduction story by the ladies.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 18:30:37 GMT
We won't be bored, tell all! But I'm sure BSJ will agree you can postpone further study of our memoirs to make sure the scarecrow costume is finished in time. Not to mention, of course we are expecting Rob to turn up dressed as Dorothy, or the Wicked Witch, or one of those evil monkeys
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Post by Rob 2095 on Oct 11, 2014 18:54:36 GMT
We won't be bored, tell all! But I'm sure BSJ will agree you can postpone further study of our memoirs to make sure the scarecrow costume is finished in time. Not to mention, of course we are expecting Rob to turn up dressed as Dorothy, or the Wicked Witch, or one of those evil monkeys If you wouldn't mind waiting until it becomes cooler in this area of the world, I would happily turn up resembling one of the theater usher evil monkeys. I'll need quite a lot of time to figure out how to fly, though... even if it just involves cranes and wires.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 19:19:05 GMT
You're going to fly? In that case, take all the time you need - this is beyond the call of duty and I am thoroughly impressed
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 11, 2014 19:46:20 GMT
You're going to fly? In that case, take all the time you need - this is beyond the call of duty and I am thoroughly impressed Flying.... I had better check the forum insurance is fully paid up.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 20:36:34 GMT
We have insurance? Mmm, the possibilities are endless *schemes*
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Post by BSJ on Oct 11, 2014 20:40:57 GMT
And Uno, I tried to read the story of the seduction of Mr. Jeff Lynne by BSJ and you on the "Unomusette inch of 7-bunchers" thread and, despite investing a whole lotta time in it, I got mixed up in a confusion of reality, fantasy, letters and eyeliner, and wasn't able to exctract many conclussions out of it. Would you (or both you and the other head of the monster) be so kind to retell the story for me? Other head monster here. I am now patch working the newest installment of Highness Lord Dame Jeff, Genius. But, reading comments from Helumt hoping for Cliff Note’s (you are the one making a scarecrow costume, correct?) for this grand story is a bit of a downer. We two heads have squandered a lot of time toward these true and amazing stories about Our Hero and his ninja groupies and expect others to do same. Dictionaries and, or, Thesaurus are not needed. We on purpose kept it simple and straight forward. Try placing eye liner and mascara on other less obvious places. This should help smarten you up!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 11, 2014 20:59:23 GMT
I'm not sure. Those of us who are born daft can't be "smartened up" just like that, and much less by means of a reprimand.
In any case, I'll make another try to see what that story is about. It better be worth at least by the middle of the thread, or I'm going to give up and dedicate my time to the much worthy task of designing my Scarecrow's costume.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 21:03:39 GMT
I would say that once you've constructed the Scarecrow you'll find yourself more in the frame of mind to appreciate our totally true tales. But do feel free to experiment with eyeliner and mascara, it's done us the world of good
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Post by BSJ on Oct 11, 2014 21:05:07 GMT
Thank-you for going back in! It’s all Unomusette and I want. ROOOAAARRRR!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 11, 2014 21:06:53 GMT
We won't be bored, tell all! But I'm sure BSJ will agree you can postpone further study of our memoirs to make sure the scarecrow costume is finished in time. Not to mention, of course we are expecting Rob to turn up dressed as Dorothy, or the Wicked Witch, or one of those evil monkeys If you wouldn't mind waiting until it becomes cooler in this area of the world... I think that answer can be interpreted in two different senses: 1- If you wouldn't mind waiting until the weather becomes a bit more cold (by virtue of the annual seasons) in there. 2- If you wouldn't mind waiting until dressing up as Dorothy or the evil monkeys becomes a bit more of a cool thing (as in fashionable, trendy, socially accepted, etc...) in that area. Having in mind the strict way in which Rob sticks to fashion, I'm sure he was talking about option Nº 2.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 21:08:34 GMT
Also, speaking of scarecrows, if anyone gets the chance I can heartily recommend going to see the extremely daft thrash band known as Evil Scarecrow. Mr Musette and I went to see them a few months ago, I drank rather a lot of cider and I do recall thoroughly enjoying myself. They're a hoot! www.evilscarecrow.co.uk/
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Post by unomusette on Oct 11, 2014 21:18:30 GMT
If you wouldn't mind waiting until it becomes cooler in this area of the world... I think that answer can be interpreted in two different senses: 1- If you wouldn't mind waiting until the weather becomes a bit more cold (by virtue of the annual seasons) in there. 2- If you wouldn't mind waiting until dressing up as Dorothy or the evil monkeys becomes a bit more of a cool thing (as in fashionable, trendy, socially accepted, etc...) in that area. Having in mind the strict way in which Rob sticks to fashion, I'm sure he was talking about option Nº 2. I think you're right. Rob strikes me as a total slave to fashion and is probably even now contemplating his spring collection. This is because he knows we'll all be watching and helplessly copying him, it's a big responsibility *nods*
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