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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 8, 2014 22:00:25 GMT
I knew you would like it! Which face is more beautiful is a debatable subject in my opinion, but in any case, both of them are quite good-looking and it's apparent that if you mess with one of them, you mess with the other one too.
As for my dad's sink plunger, we could borrow it from him too. Just don't let him know it's for artistic reasons. If he asks, tell him that it's... well, for other reasons... nothing to do with art.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 22:00:47 GMT
"shhhh" *stands in corner of room with lampshade on head and whispers*
I'll sort your Dad out, if he gives me any trouble I'll breathe fiery breath at him. I've saved the picture to my special archive, where I can admire it whenever I wish, it's fab!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 8, 2014 22:01:17 GMT
Ok - that does it! I'm tired of her abuse! Where is she Helmut! She has ran somewhere hiding her face behind a sink plunger.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 8, 2014 22:03:49 GMT
I knew you would like it! Which face is more beautiful is a debatable subject in my opinion, but in any case, both of them are quite good-looking and it's apparent that if you mess with one of them, you mess with the other one too. He's trying to destroy us!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 22:04:15 GMT
Thanks, Helmut! *high fives from under the lampshade*
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 22:05:29 GMT
I knew you would like it! Which face is more beautiful is a debatable subject in my opinion, but in any case, both of them are quite good-looking and it's apparent that if you mess with one of them, you mess with the other one too. He's trying to destroy us!
If you think that'll get me out from my hiding place it won't work. So there. I can see that custard pie you have behind your back, you know.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 8, 2014 22:21:10 GMT
Oh, come on! I know your there! Lamps don't drink beer!
And other custardy things! You and all our million zillion fans of Lord Jeff will find out in a week or so!
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Post by Rob 2095 on Oct 9, 2014 0:20:27 GMT
Anyway, do you remember where you were when you first heard it and how you reacted to it? The experience didn't involve flaming arrows, did it? Haha... no, not this time. If I recall correctly, I was at home trying on a self-made Tinman costume for a Wizard of Oz enactment. I got stuck inside and there was no one to help me out. Being forced to wait until someone came to rescue me, I tried to figure how to make the most out of that time. With the tip of the funnel on my head I managed to hit the "play" button on a YouTube suggested video which happened to be BOP. As you can imagine, the acoustics inside that bunch of twisted pipes was not exactly optimal, but despite that and the hard conditions in which I was listening to it I quite liked the album (until "Caught in a trap" came to play, which I interpreted as a mockery and went mad with rage). Brilliant . I should have stopped reading about this ordeal before you mentioned lubricating yourself with peanut butter and placenta oil... on the other hand, you had no choice but to smooth out a sticky situation and should be commended. At least I no longer feel like a fish out of water. You very courageously dress up as the Tin Man on occasion, and I Big Wheel despite warnings from the cops and other motorists... all is right with the world. BTW, what is the etymological origin of the word "milf"? Does it come from a Greek term? Roman? Phoenician? I think you know as well as I that it isn't a proper word, but an acronym. It just so happens to stand for: majestic, intelligent... loving... female. What's inherently tragic (and what remains unsaid) is that most milfs aren't genuine cougars as well, which in and of itself is enough to make any boy depressed and question the purpose of life... even the worth of oxygen.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 9, 2014 6:28:00 GMT
Brilliant . I should have stopped reading about this ordeal before you mentioned lubricating yourself with peanut butter and placenta oil... Don't you think. At that time I used to be young and beautiful, and watching me smeared in tractor oil while trying to slip my way inside a Tinman costume was a sight many girls would have appreciated. Oh, Dorothy... Anyway, I tried to avoid you the scene. Note that it wasn't until I was further asked that I revealed the peanut butter stuff and all that. At least I no longer feel like a fish out of water. You very courageously dress up as the Tin Man on occasion, and I Big Wheel despite warnings from the cops and other motorists... all is right with the world. That's right. You know what we should do? Get on a two-seater Big Wheel, you doing the driving and me wearing the Tinman costume. We could go out to hunt for some cougars for you (given that you seem to have a soft spot for them), and I'll stay with their cubs (provided they are no longer underage). I'm sure after a while we would have to ride the Big Wheels at full speed in order to escape from a crowd of screaming female felines from different ages.
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Post by Rob 2095 on Oct 9, 2014 13:22:24 GMT
That's right. You know what we should do? Get on a two-seater Big Wheel, you doing the driving and me wearing the Tinman costume. We could go out to hunt for some cougars for you (given that you seem to have a soft spot for them), and I'll stay with their cubs (provided they are no longer underage). I'm sure after a while we would have to ride the Big Wheels at full speed in order to escape from a crowd of screaming female felines from different ages. This sounds like a plan if there ever was one. However, I must warn you that it will most likely be us expending great amounts of energy chasing them, and not the other way around. Be sure to modify your costume to maximize flexibility, and to bring a lasso as well as rags dipped in chloroform... even the chicks who occasionally stop running for their (assumed) safety to point and laugh can be difficult to catch. Then again, who knows. Maybe your appearance alone will be all that is needed to reverse the frustrating situation.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 9, 2014 18:26:47 GMT
I guess so, but I'm sure we will end up fighting when trying to decide who goes to the head and who are the other guys that just go inside. Hey, given that by this point both of you seem to have finally acknwledge what a multifaceted artist I am, I want to dedicate a new work of mine to you both, Unomusette and BSJ. The way you seem to appear both at the same time, the level of understanding and the fights you have have inspired me to draw this: ! Pride of place at Command Central! Attachment Deleted
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Post by unomusette on Oct 9, 2014 19:53:17 GMT
Pride of place indeed, it's a rare and beautiful thing, just like us I'm slightly peturbed by the plottings of Helmut and Rob 2095 though. I hope they don't expect us to feel sory for them when their ill-fated girlie chasing ends in disaster. I think we may have given them false hope, reading about our triumphant seduction of The Lord Dame has made them think anyone can do it.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 9, 2014 20:25:39 GMT
Wow, BSJ, you must agree with my idea of you two being a two-headed monster after all if you decided to print the picture and have it at your Command Central! Pride of place indeed, it's a rare and beautiful thing, just like us I'm slightly peturbed by the plottings of Helmut and Rob 2095 though. I hope they don't expect us to feel sory for them when their ill-fated girlie chasing ends in disaster. I think we may have given them false hope, reading about our triumphant seduction of The Lord Dame has made them think anyone can do it. Do you mean that Rob and I are "anyone"? Don't underestimate us, Uno. I'd bet if one day you were walking down the street and all of a sudden you heard the sound of a vehicle rushing downhill (I imagine that the place where you live is full of hills and slopes, like all Wales ), and when you turned your head you saw a guy valiantly piloting a Big Wheels and a Tinman in the passenger's seat, you would immediately fall in love with both of those "anyones". Who wouldn't? Again, who was the Lord Dame?
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Post by unomusette on Oct 9, 2014 20:41:13 GMT
Wow, BSJ, you must agree with my idea of you two being a two-headed monster after all if you decided to print the picture and have it at your Command Central! Do you mean that Rob and I are "anyone"? Don't underestimate us, Uno. I'd bet if one day you were walking down the street and all of a sudden you heard the sound of a vehicle rushing downhill (I imagine that the place where you live is full of hills and slopes, like all Wales ), and when you turned your head you saw a guy valiantly piloting a Big Wheels and a Tinman in the passenger's seat, you would immediately fall in love with both of those "anyones". Who wouldn't? Again, who was the Lord Dame? Who was the...?!!! Only the His Highness the Lord Dame Genius Jeff Lynne, of course! I'm now seriously worried about the punishment BSJ will visit upon you for not knowing this, even if it was a joke. She's his favourite, you see (well, she thinks she is), and defending his honour is her best skill. As for the Big Wheels being launched down a Welsh hillside, oh dear, have you seen how steep they are? I hope you have good brakes or at least extra tough helmets (your father's plumbery funnel sprayed silver simply will not protect you at all from headlong contact with Welsh rocks). I can't speak for BSJ but I've already fallen in love with the Lord Dame and two thirds of Muse, so there's no room for more, however much placenta oil is involved.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 9, 2014 20:52:47 GMT
Pride of place indeed, it's a rare and beautiful thing, just like us I'm slightly peturbed by the plottings of Helmut and Rob 2095 though. I hope they don't expect us to feel sory for them when their ill-fated girlie chasing ends in disaster. I think we may have given them false hope, reading about our triumphant seduction of The Lord Dame has made them think anyone can do it. Amateurs.
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