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unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,168	Forum limericks Feb 8, 2018 21:29:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Feb 8, 2018 21:29:00 GMT Surely this is the bestest thread on the forum, it's rhyme-tastic! Mahoosive praise for all poets who've posted since I was last on
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 9, 2018 10:07:26 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 9, 2018 10:07:26 GMT Mrs Wimp said: "The new car looks great But what is this strange numberplate? Don't all cars on the roads Have area codes? Why does yours say 10538?"
	Last Edit: Feb 9, 2018 10:08:19 GMT by vlogdance

Timeblue Supergiant I wish I was back in 1981... Posts: 9,943	Forum limericks Feb 9, 2018 10:09:47 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Timeblue on Feb 9, 2018 10:09:47 GMT A half naked lady who knew How to guide a spaceship that flew With Bev Kelly and Mik In a band that couldn't make the hits stick Can I mention that this is Part Two?
	"The most outstanding rock group in the world today, my friends,the Electric... Light... Orchestra" TC '78

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 9, 2018 10:29:52 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 9, 2018 10:29:52 GMT We said to our DJ: "Oh, hey, Bill, We need records that have the Jet label!" So he played Violinski And we all turned Nijinsky Spilling tea as we danced round the table

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 0:18:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Feb 10, 2018 0:18:24 GMT Golden, vlogdance
	Last Edit: Feb 10, 2018 0:18:41 GMT by BSJ

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 10:50:31 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 10, 2018 10:50:31 GMT A rock critic said with a glower "On stage, Lynne's not much of a goer No dancing, no grooving..." He himself soon got moving When elophile found her flamethrower.

elophile Megastar Posts: 2,452	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 13:29:53 GMT Horacewimp likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elophile on Feb 10, 2018 13:29:53 GMT Feb 10, 2018 10:50:31 GMT vlogdance said: A rock critic said with a glower "On stage, Lynne's not much of a goer No dancing, no grooving..." He himself soon got moving When elophile found her flamethrower.
	You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 16:52:39 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 10, 2018 16:52:39 GMT Once a truly Magnificent Seven Sang a number about cowboy heaven A horseman rode by, Lassoed Jeff first try, Which greatly amused Mr Bevan

eloneen Global Moderator Multitasking mama Posts: 3,906	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 16:56:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eloneen on Feb 10, 2018 16:56:27 GMT Very cute, very clever, vlogdance! Bravo!!
	In spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. --MLK, Jr.

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,168	Forum limericks Feb 10, 2018 22:06:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Feb 10, 2018 22:06:44 GMT Yee-har! Loads more lovely limericks, nice work!
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 11, 2018 10:12:08 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 11, 2018 10:12:08 GMT Jeff once overdid the eyeliner And looked like a panda from China But his fans thought him lovely As the band launched Discovery And he sang "little love" with a "shiner".

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 11, 2018 13:05:42 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 11, 2018 13:05:42 GMT Hold On Tight has a video bizarre, That stretches the truth much too far. We believe all the drama About Rex and Lana But we all know Mik can't play guitar!

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,168	Forum limericks Feb 11, 2018 19:59:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Feb 11, 2018 19:59:44 GMT
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Feb 11, 2018 23:08:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Feb 11, 2018 23:08:33 GMT Feb 11, 2018 10:12:08 GMT vlogdance said: Jeff once overdid the eyeliner And looked like a panda from China But his fans thought him lovely As the band launched Discovery And he sang "little love" with a "shiner".

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 12, 2018 13:49:33 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 12, 2018 13:49:33 GMT Hugh found a TV show provoking When dry ice swirled and he started choking As he struggled for breath The band teased: "Hey, Jeff, Just tell him it's time he quit smoking!"

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Timeblue: Was Tom Daley 'Takin' a dive'? Aug 9, 2024 9:02:23 GMT

Eloise: unomusette, you are so right about all of us being a tiny bit from Birmingham. I can't tell you how many times I have had the Birmingham blues and wished I could be there. Aug 29, 2024 15:01:23 GMT

Horacewimp: Livin’ in Birmingham we are usually blue, it’s from the cold weather 🌦️ Aug 29, 2024 20:21:46 GMT

Eloise: Horacewimp, do you get a lot of snow? Aug 29, 2024 20:50:10 GMT

Horacewimp: No not really, usually get some snow once or twice a year, plenty of nights with a frost though. Aug 29, 2024 20:53:29 GMT

eloneen: We've got nasty weather here in Central NC- rain, high winds, possibility of tornadoes until 6PM - nothing dangerous so far here. There are tens of millions of people affected by this storm. Stay safe! ::animated-smileys-hug-008:: Sept 27, 2024 14:34:21 GMT *

eloneen: Lots of devastation elsewhere in our state and across the Southeastern US

, but we're OK.

Sept 28, 2024 17:32:11 GMT *

Horacewimp: Glad you are okay eloneen stay safe and I hope the situation improves soon. Sept 28, 2024 18:09:43 GMT

BIuebird: I'm so glad you're okay eloneen! I still have yet to hear from some of my friends in Georgia and Florida, I'm worried about them.

Sept 28, 2024 19:30:26 GMT

eloneen: Thanks Horacewimp and BIuebird. BIuebird Let's hope they're all safe. 🙏 Sept 28, 2024 23:51:56 GMT *

Eloise: Glad you're OK, eloneen! Oct 1, 2024 18:28:07 GMT

vlogdance: Thank heaven you're all OK, eloneen. These Helenes, nothing but trouble... Oct 2, 2024 10:36:39 GMT

eloneen: ::m1822::I know, right? Oct 2, 2024 17:25:31 GMT

BIuebird: Is anyone else enjoying a rare southern display of the northern lights tonight? So glad I got to see them this time, it was all cloudy skies in Delaware last time they were visible! Oct 11, 2024 0:09:18 GMT

Horacewimp: I’ve looked a few times in the U.K., but never seen them. The horrible light pollution from Birmingham centre doesn’t help. Oct 11, 2024 16:28:12 GMT

BIuebird: Aww, I'm sorry to hear that! Light pollution will certainly obscure it. We are fortunate to live in a more rural area where there isn't too much light pollution. Oct 11, 2024 17:07:03 GMT

BIuebird: It's a trade off, though, because the nearest grocery store is about a 20 minute drive away! We just got a new Target on Main Street, and everyone is so excited, you would think it was some earth-shattering event. m0168

Oct 11, 2024 17:14:20 GMT

unomusette: I'd love to experience them too but never been lucky even when others nearby have spotted them

Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens? Oct 12, 2024 20:17:04 GMT

BIuebird: Yes, it's definitely easier to see it with a camera or your phone. We were lucky here in that it was bright enough for me to see the pinks with the naked eye, so I knew where to point my phone! Oct 12, 2024 20:56:31 GMT

billywol: Saw Carole King there some years ago. After that I swore never again. Unless you are minted you cant see a thing. Standing, expensive and rain- not for me. Just praying that more Uk dates are announced. Any rumours ? Oct 28, 2024 14:43:06 GMT