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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 0:01:11 GMT
A 60's combo known as The Move Made all the young folk groove Except Harold the Prime Minister Who saw something sinister On a card you wouldn't find in The Louvre
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Post by eloneen on Feb 8, 2018 0:13:31 GMT
Normally, with this kind of time on my hands, I'd be right there with you all writing limericks, but I really don't feel inspired or up to it right now. I'll just enjoy everyone else's creations for now. Keep them coming! They're lots of fun!
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Post by elophile on Feb 8, 2018 0:32:16 GMT
Normally, with this kind of time on my hands, I'd be right there with you all writing limericks, but I really don't feel inspired or up to it right now. I'll just enjoy everyone else's creations for now. Keep them coming! They're lots of fun! eloneen don't worry, the thread will be here for you when inspiration hits.
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Post by elophile on Feb 8, 2018 0:33:32 GMT
A 60's combo known as The Move Made all the young folk groove Except Harold the Prime Minister Who saw something sinister On a card you wouldn't find in The Louvre clever! clever!
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 8, 2018 10:01:36 GMT
On a Big Night the crowds all came milling Saw a spaceship and lasers most thrilling But when risers got jammed So did half of the band - In the "hamburger" they were the filling
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 10:24:45 GMT
On The Third Day the band was amassed When the photographer suddenly asked "Apart from a good tune Do you want to make the girls swoon? If so then get your belly buttons flashed"
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 8, 2018 10:39:58 GMT
When Bev held up his book like a lighter Jeff sniggered and said: "You daft blighter, Who'll read your work?" Bev said with a smirk: "At least I'm a Paperback Writer!"
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 10:51:50 GMT
The back of Face The Music was dark When Jeff was heard to hark "Hey Richard you suck At the camera you must look" Said Rich "it's a little bit stark"
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 10:58:18 GMT
On opening the album ELO2 Initially no-one had a clue On what they first saw Was it a girl in the raw? Jeff then thought of the fans he would accrue
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 8, 2018 11:08:42 GMT
"Time Tour's over," sighed Dave, "Oh, dear, so Now I won't get to work with my hero." But with Richard on board A new song they'd record About their label advance: Zero, Zero!
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 11:45:11 GMT
The eastern guy was seen to examine The discovery of a charm he didn't find in a bin "On eBay this I could sell For a sum so monumental So long as the horsemen don't come a galloping"
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 12:52:23 GMT
A young lady born in Cambridge Said " living here is like being in a fridge" So she upped sticks with ease Went to Oz and starred in Xanadu and Grease A superstar was born without a hitch
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 8, 2018 12:52:54 GMT
Enough,my brain is hurting....
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Post by eloneen on Feb 8, 2018 18:40:47 GMT
Doctor to Eloneen: "Wear a mask." "Oh, wow! Do I have to?" I asked. "If there is a cough, Do not take it off Or your family will have the flu fast!" (Of course, I knew this already, but it makes for a good limerick! )
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Post by eloneen on Feb 8, 2018 19:16:03 GMT
An ELO cellist named Mel Put the ladies under his spell. He turned on the charm Used the "Melvyn Gale arm." He's a cutie, in a nutshell!
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