Forum limericks

[vlogdance]

Helmut, at a concert elite,
Achieved an incredible feat.
He held up his phone
To record Turn To Stone
All the while hiding under his seat.

[Timeblue]

One day whilst sat on the beach
Jeff thought "these gulls I will teach"
"how to look cool and not care
I'll use an armchair"
"I just wish the birds wouldn't screech"

[Helmut83]

Nice one, vlogdance! You still remember that incident! I had to do something to distract myself.

Now I'll make an attempt at returning the courtesy:


I know a lady who hails from Blaenavon,
for her, shops with letters are heaven,
In a minute she'll stop
and rearrange your whole shop
with the names of Mik, Jeff and Bev Bevan

[Timeblue]

5 ladies in the desert one day
Decided albums by ELO they would play
Although in wide open spaces
They decided to cover their faces
Just in case they led men astray

[Timeblue]

On the 'Jeff Lynne Song Database' site,there are a whole lot more limericks
www.jefflynnesongs.com/jllimericks.htm

[BSJ]

Who's going to submit theirs?

[BSJ]

Feb 12, 2018 20:33:09 GMT Helmut83 said:

Nice one, vlogdance ! You still remember that incident! I had to do something to distract myself.

Now I'll make an attempt at returning the courtesy:


I know a lady who hails from Blaenavon,
for her, shops with letters are heaven,
In a minute she'll stop
and rearrange your whole shop
with the names of Mik, Jeff and Bev Bevan

[vlogdance]

Feb 12, 2018 20:33:09 GMT Helmut83 said:

Nice one, vlogdance ! You still remember that incident! I had to do something to distract myself.

Now I'll make an attempt at returning the courtesy:


I know a lady who hails from Blaenavon,
for her, shops with letters are heaven,
In a minute she'll stop
and rearrange your whole shop
with the names of Mik, Jeff and Bev Bevan

Heh, brilliant, Helmut83 bach. 
And Mik first on the list, quite right too. 

[vlogdance]

In a poll, Horace "group pics" has shared -
Now make your choice, if you dare. 
Are the poses inviting?
The background? The lighting? -
And then vote for the one with tight flares.

[vlogdance]

Critics said: "Mr Clark, please do tell
How you got the nation Hooked so well.
Who inspired what you've written?
Puccini or Britten?"
Lou: "A two-album deal with K-Tel!"

[Timeblue]

The ladies faces were aglow
Crotchal regions were on show
From vlog to bsj and elophile
All had to lie down for a while
With all the drool,a boat you could row

[vlogdance]

A French teacher really liked Jeff
(As well as Mel, Kelly and Bev.)
Told her class: "I'm Alive!
Now, how best can I thrive?"
They said: "Accroche-toi à ton rêve!"

[eloneen]

Merci, merci vlogdance!    Bravo! It is so lovely to see that phrase written (and I'm sure, pronounced) correctly!!

Not feeling like I'm thriving quite yet... still very tired, but glad to be back at work and seeing their (mostly) eager faces.  It will take a few more days for me to feel back to normal. Patience, patience, I know, but school waits for no one!

[vlogdance]

Fans cheered from the Bronx to the Blorenge
When Mike E played his solo with an orange.
But he walked out, one day
Causing great disarray
To the band as well as to anyone else who might have wanted to write a limerick about him. (RIP Mike)

[vlogdance]

Here's one especially for Valentine's Day:

Which Valentine's gift should we pik?
Maybe melt at a heartwarming flik?
Wine and dine out at Minsky's?
Purchase art by Kandinsky?
Or just each send good wishes to our favourite ELO member?

Happy Valentine's Day, all ❤️