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Post by elophile on Jan 26, 2018 19:39:30 GMT
post your forum related limericks here.
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Post by elophile on Jan 26, 2018 19:44:20 GMT
Timeblue & I posted some limericks in the shout box. I'll move mine here. Timeblue should do the same. here's one I wrote about myself elophile's fate was so cruel she slipped and fell in a pool of liquid so thick it swallowed her quick you see, it was actually drool
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Post by unomusette on Jan 26, 2018 21:49:11 GMT
A pianist called Richard Tandy Had a liking for pints of cold shandy Lined them up on his 'boards Whilst he tinkled out chords Which was quite incredibly handy
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Post by elophile on Jan 26, 2018 23:47:27 GMT
A pianist called Richard Tandy Had a liking for pints of cold shandy Lined them up on his 'boards Whilst he tinkled out chords Which was quite incredibly handy
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Post by elophile on Jan 27, 2018 0:35:22 GMT
there was a young girl from Wolverhampton who's presence could always be counted on she wrote 'bout Jeff's pickle but turned out to be fickle that's just how it is when you're twenty-one
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Post by BSJ on Jan 27, 2018 2:58:38 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Jan 27, 2018 8:57:56 GMT
"A tour with my ELO chums?" Fretted Jeff. "What if nobody comes?" But now he and his mates Will play live in the States - To which we can all raise two thumbs!
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Post by vlogdance on Jan 27, 2018 9:03:47 GMT
When Jeff played onstage with Violinski He walked on to the strains of Stravinsky Everyone was agog Except for one Vlog Who was gazing at Mr... um, er, nothing rhymes, does it?
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Post by eloneen on Jan 27, 2018 15:39:04 GMT
Here's one about our Argie friend:
A guy known as Helmut83Was as smart of a chap as can be With over 6000 posts (Some of them about ghosts!) Is there anyone as witty as he? Here's one for BSJ
There's a woman who is called BSJWho just loves Jeff, wouldn't you say? There's just no one cooler But don't mess with the Droolers Or that monster will be coming your way! And one I wrote about me:A lady who was called eloneen Just didn't want her face to be seen. So she covered her face As she went place to place And wrote about apple pie dreams.
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Post by elophile on Jan 27, 2018 15:46:05 GMT
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Post by Horacewimp on Jan 27, 2018 16:22:49 GMT
There was a old man from Birmingham Wilf Gibson mode he was not a fan He started a forum ELO nutters did join him And a party with cheap white they did plan.
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Post by Helmut83 on Jan 27, 2018 19:11:21 GMT
Wow, how inspired everyone is these days! Lots of quality limericks! Thanks for that particular one about me, eloneen! There's even some truth in it, particularly the part about the 6,000 posts.
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Post by Helmut83 on Jan 27, 2018 19:20:14 GMT
I've got a friend called unomusette In Cardiff one day we both met But she seems to like more The bright Frenchie shores either that or she likes to eat baguette
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Post by unomusette on Jan 27, 2018 21:08:22 GMT
Ooh La La! Thanks for the dedication Helmut83, loving all these limericks, what a talented bunch we are
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Post by vlogdance on Jan 28, 2018 16:16:04 GMT
Here's a WilBeary limerick for our queenofthehours: Charlie T felt the vibe in the air - "A gig's coming! Wish I knew where. When my friend is abed I shall leap on her head To remind her to "handle with bear"."
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