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Post by BSJ on Aug 10, 2018 22:03:31 GMT
Of course the BSJ's are posh people! Sheesh.... the outrageous quote I received for the tiling job is not seeming so bad after all! You two goofs will cost me that quote and then some. One plans on doing nothing but eat and drink, and the other is a 5 year old wrecking ball.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 10, 2018 22:13:58 GMT
Nah, you've got to trust us, we are professionals who know what they are doing. You'll just have to wear a very comfortable helmet and fashionable Roman breastplate for a couple of days.
I thought you were going to answer the mention of not-so-transparent business I made in my EAO briefing... smileys-whistling-823718
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Post by unomusette on Aug 10, 2018 22:25:07 GMT
I must say I look back on BSJ and I managing the EAO with much affection and interest (interest on our bank account that is) Can't believe it was 4 years ago though, surely it's time for a reunion gig? Two Headed Monster Management Inc. would be ready to promote it for the usual exorbitant and probably illegal reasonable fees.
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Post by BSJ on Aug 10, 2018 22:32:08 GMT
Lovely story, Helmut83 . You put your time in researching, that’s for sure. Well done! But a remark like this “... unomusette and BSJ were the band managers and they cashed in quite succulently too, often involving methods which up to this day are not 100% clear”. Has me I’m a little offended by this accusation. You may look at the books anytime. In order to do so, you will need to fill out “Unomustte and BSJ Two Headed Monster Management” pain in the butt forms. Our chief money launder financial officer Patrice, who took care of the over-valuing of invoices and all our offshore banking and shell companies (casinos) will show you the cooked books when she receives the completed forms.
Not too sure what Patrice's sex is. But they are a champion of all non-binary genders, transgender, queergender, gay, lesbian and homosexuals and yes, straight people. All the spectrum of the “Rainbow”. (If I left a people out, I do apologize.)
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Post by BSJ on Aug 10, 2018 22:35:36 GMT
I can't believe it's been four years!
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Post by unomusette on Aug 10, 2018 22:37:12 GMT
I would like to endorse everything me partner in crime BSJ says in her last but one post.
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Post by BSJ on Aug 10, 2018 22:40:40 GMT
Hugs to my co-conspirator colleague. You're the bestest!
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Post by unomusette on Aug 10, 2018 22:43:54 GMT
Back atcha!
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Post by BIuebird on Aug 11, 2018 3:21:29 GMT
Helmut83 Oh my, that's epic! I love it. I appreciate the full explanation. That video is hilarious, who put all of the images together? PS: I think I found a real life Patrice, check out this ocellated turkey:
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 11, 2018 4:55:04 GMT
Whoa! Patrice the Turkey himself, what a find! The egomaniac, back when he was a poor farm turkey he used to say that when he gathered some money he'd wear red contact lenses to look excentric. And all that dyeing with the gay colours, anything to call the attention! That video is hilarious, who put all of the images together? Your humble servant. It was my cinematographic debut ... yeah, OK, debut and farewell.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 11, 2018 5:11:12 GMT
But a remark like this “... unomusette and BSJ were the band managers and they cashed in quite succulently too, often involving methods which up to this day are not 100% clear”. Has me I’m a little offended by this accusation. You may look at the books anytime. In order to do so, you will need to fill out “Unomustte and BSJ Two Headed Monster Management” pain in the butt forms. Our chief money launder financial officer Patrice, who took care of the over-valuing of invoices and all our offshore banking and shell companies (casinos) will show you the cooked books when she receives the completed forms. So that goddamn turkey was in bed with you two? All along? And he was the one who laundered the money for you? I should have know it was no coincidence that all 3 of you suddenly owned private jets, luxury yachts and real estate in Beverly Hills, all while Horacewimp, me and the other guys were busting our asses to write another hit because the THM management told us that one was not enough, not even to abbandon our tiling jobs. Now I want to have a look at those books. And when I read unomusette's post I got all excited thinking the reason she wanted a reunion was all about the music and the good ol' times, fool of me... And given that we are going to get offended so easily, in your ennumeration you forgot to mention asexuals, so I'm feeling most offended by your omision now.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 11, 2018 5:16:10 GMT
Lovely story, Helmut83 . You put your time in researching, that’s for sure. Well done! Not at all, just the time it takes to find those 2 threads. The rest I remembered all of it. By the way, BSJ and unomusette, if you want to have a laugh, I'd recommend you to read a bit of the "make a song with Helmut" thread, it's brilliant. You two were already pretty sharp back then. Start like 4 or 5 pages before the last one.
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 11, 2018 8:20:38 GMT
The rest I remembered all of it. How could you forget, those wounds run pretty deep.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 11, 2018 17:07:51 GMT
'sactly! We were heartbroken in so many aspects... For example, and related to Uno's idea of a band's reunion, I think it would be more likely to get the Gallagher brothers together again than to reconcile Horace and Patrice.
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Post by BSJ on Aug 11, 2018 18:08:14 GMT
Lovely story, Helmut83 . You put your time in researching, that’s for sure. Well done! Not at all, just the time it takes to find those 2 threads. The rest I remembered all of it. By the way, BSJ and unomusette , if you want to have a laugh, I'd recommend you to read a bit of the "make a song with Helmut" thread, it's brilliant. You two were already pretty sharp back then. Start like 4 or 5 pages before the last one. BACK THEN?
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