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elophile Megastar Posts: 2,452	Forum limericks Feb 2, 2018 13:50:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elophile on Feb 2, 2018 13:50:41 GMT Feb 2, 2018 13:46:26 GMT vlogdance said: That majorette's legs - fans adore 'em. Jeff knew it as soon as he saw them. He said: "She'll be a star And a great avatar For an elophile on a Web forum!" fantastic!! brilliant!!
	You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 2, 2018 13:55:40 GMT via mobile elophile and eloneen like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 2, 2018 13:55:40 GMT Heh, you're very kind. Now please don't applaud, just throw money ;-)

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,168	Forum limericks Feb 2, 2018 21:38:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Feb 2, 2018 21:38:07 GMT More, more!
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 3, 2018 13:21:30 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 3, 2018 13:21:30 GMT Our leader once left his small flock, To Gibraltar he went, to take stock. The apes (sort of chimps) Cheered: "Hey, Mr Wimp! Here's a man who knows his classic Rock!"

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Forum limericks Feb 3, 2018 13:35:23 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 6 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Feb 3, 2018 13:35:23 GMT

(Written while standing on a railway station platform, just to give it that extra touch of authenticity:)

When recording in London sometimes
The band had to take the train line.
Bev would shout to the strings:
"Have you packed all your things?
Get a Move on - it's 9.29!"

Last Edit: Feb 4, 2018 12:42:37 GMT by vlogdance

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Forum limericks Feb 3, 2018 14:38:54 GMT unomusette and eloneen like this

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Post by elophile on Feb 3, 2018 14:38:54 GMT

Feb 3, 2018 13:35:23 GMT vlogdance said:

(Written while standing on a railway station platform, just to give it that extra touch of authenticity:)

When recording in London sometimes
The band had to take the train line.
Bev would shout to the strings:
"Have you packed all your things?
Get a move on - it's 9.29!"

vlogdance ruler of the kingdom of words!!!

You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

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Forum limericks Feb 3, 2018 17:50:25 GMT eloneen likes this

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Post by vlogdance on Feb 3, 2018 17:50:25 GMT

Feb 3, 2018 14:38:54 GMT elophile said:

Feb 3, 2018 13:35:23 GMT vlogdance said:

(Written while standing on a railway station platform, just to give it that extra touch of authenticity:)

When recording in London sometimes
The band had to take the train line.
Bev would shout to the strings:
"Have you packed all your things?
Get a move on - it's 9.29!"

vlogdance ruler of the kingdom of words!!!

Ah, once again, most kind, elophile bach.

But to be honest, that last line should have had Bev saying: "Get a Move on..."

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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Forum limericks Feb 3, 2018 21:03:47 GMT unomusette, vlogdance, and 1 more like this

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Post by elophile on Feb 3, 2018 21:03:47 GMT

Feb 3, 2018 17:50:25 GMT vlogdance said:

Feb 3, 2018 14:38:54 GMT elophile said:

vlogdance ruler of the kingdom of words!!!

Ah, once again, most kind, elophile bach.

But to be honest, that last line should have had Bev saying: "Get a Move on..."

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

vlogdance oh, go in and change it! I won't tell.

You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

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Forum limericks Feb 4, 2018 12:44:44 GMT elophile, unomusette, and 2 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Feb 4, 2018 12:44:44 GMT

Feb 3, 2018 21:03:47 GMT elophile said:

Feb 3, 2018 17:50:25 GMT vlogdance said:

Ah, once again, most kind, elophile bach.

But to be honest, that last line should have had Bev saying: "Get a Move on..."

Hindsight is a wonderful thing.

vlogdance oh, go in and change it! I won't tell.

Pssst! elophile! I've changed it!

No one will notice, will they?

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Forum limericks Feb 4, 2018 18:58:14 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this

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Post by unomusette on Feb 4, 2018 18:58:14 GMT

We're a brilliant bunch on the forum
We behave with the utmost decorum
If another site tried
To tempt Jeff to their side
They'd soon find that we'd done that before 'em

Because Jeff can spot class and good taste
So he's joined and lurks, secretly placed
But if he ever strays
From our strictly ruled ways
He'll still find himself spankingly chased

Last Edit: Feb 4, 2018 19:00:54 GMT by unomusette

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BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Feb 4, 2018 23:28:21 GMT unomusette likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Feb 4, 2018 23:28:21 GMT Damn straight. Rules, is rules.

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Forum limericks Feb 5, 2018 1:53:42 GMT vlogdance likes this

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Post by elophile on Feb 5, 2018 1:53:42 GMT

Feb 4, 2018 12:44:44 GMT vlogdance said:

Feb 3, 2018 21:03:47 GMT elophile said:

vlogdance oh, go in and change it! I won't tell.

Pssst! elophile ! I've changed it!

No one will notice, will they?

nah! i'm sure no one did smileys-whistling-823718

You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 5, 2018 9:56:14 GMT queenofthehours, elophile, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 5, 2018 9:56:14 GMT A photographer said, his heart sinking: "Mr Tandy, please smile! Or try winking!" Richard answered: "My Mission Is a caption competition Where the fans can guess "What is he thinking?"
	Last Edit: Feb 5, 2018 10:01:48 GMT by vlogdance

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,960	Forum limericks Feb 5, 2018 11:31:22 GMT queenofthehours, BSJ, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 5, 2018 11:31:22 GMT A Welsh lass with an ELO addiction Gave her cactus the name of "Wilf Gibson". This inspired christening Got everyone listening To a musical genre of fanfiction.

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Forum limericks Feb 5, 2018 14:49:00 GMT queenofthehours, BSJ, and 3 more like this

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Post by elophile on Feb 5, 2018 14:49:00 GMT

Feb 5, 2018 9:56:14 GMT vlogdance said:

A photographer said, his heart sinking:
"Mr Tandy, please smile! Or try winking!"
Richard answered: "My Mission
Is a caption competition
Where the fans can guess "What is he thinking?"

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