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Post by BSJ on Jan 30, 2018 18:58:20 GMT
BSJ : "We've a contract! (Non-verbal)..." "Oh, I've filled in my forms," I did burble "But when the plane was aloft The whole lot got scoffed By a wild bunch of ravenous.... no, she'll never believe it..." lol
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Post by BSJ on Jan 30, 2018 19:01:58 GMT
Timeblue . eloneen is correct. Before you go on a trip you have to fill out “Horace Wimps ELO Fan Forum Travel Forms” for approval. I think there are around 72 pages? Members claim they do fill out the forms. But, unfortunately, it seems, gerbils are always getting ahold of them ripping them up for nest making. Well, that’s the story. I thought them cleverer than using this lame excuse over and over again (Started with Uno, the worst offender). I don’t think anyone has ever attempted to fill them out, much less download them to do so. And, pleading ignorance of these forms doesn’t absolved you from filling them out. It just shows you up as being too lazy to read the impossible to find minuscule fine print when you joined the forum.
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Post by Timeblue on Jan 30, 2018 22:00:08 GMT
In that case,I'll need two forms to fill out this year. eek!
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Post by Timeblue on Jan 30, 2018 22:03:05 GMT
er...I keep my writing implements on top of the aquarium,I wouldn't think that Muk would try anything silly would he?......
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Post by unomusette on Jan 30, 2018 22:23:33 GMT
Timeblue . eloneen is correct. Before you go on a trip you have to fill out “Horace Wimps ELO Fan Forum Travel Forms” for approval. I think there are around 72 pages? Members claim they do fill out the forms. But, unfortunately, it seems, gerbils are always getting ahold of them ripping them up for nest making. Well, that’s the story. I thought them cleverer than using this lame excuse over and over again (Started with Uno, the worst offender). I don’t think anyone has ever attempted to fill them out, much less download them to do so. And, pleading ignorance of these forms doesn’t absolved you from filling them out. It just shows you up as being too lazy to read the impossible to find minuscule fine print when you joined the forum.
I can't help being the worst offender, the gerbil population round these parts is intergalactic and bedding highly prized I'll have you know
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Post by BSJ on Jan 30, 2018 23:46:46 GMT
er...I keep my writing implements on top of the aquarium,I wouldn't think that Muk would try anything silly would he?...... I'd start working on those forms now. Besides the usual routine questions like, where are you going, for how long, what presents will the members be expecting from you, will be history quizzes for where you're going, a test on your photography know how (The quality of your selfies). And not too intrusive information we need. References from past airlines (Do you hog up all the carry on luggage space? Kick the seat in front of you?) and out of town hotels (TV's thrown through windows? Do you steal other guest newspapers and finish off their dinner from the trays they leave in the hall from the night before?) and restaurants (How are your table manners? Do you eat with your hands? Or use utensils? (you know what these are, right?) Are you vulgar and ask for a straw when drinking cheap red so you don't discolor your front teeth? Do you eat the offered cake?). Will the clothes you pack not embarrass us (Socks with sandals? Not being loud and proud because you didn't pack an ELO t-shirt?) The list is long. You fail any of these and other questions, you don't go. And, if you change your itinerary you’re ban from future trips. Beautiful, just beautiful, and for shame, already concocting a situation involving Muk and making him an equal to those evil gerbils.
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Post by Timeblue on Jan 30, 2018 23:54:47 GMT
er...I keep my writing implements on top of the aquarium,I wouldn't think that Muk would try anything silly would he?...... I'd start working on those forms now. Besides the usual routine questions like, where are you going, for how long, what presents will the members be expecting from you, will be history quizzes for where you're going, a test on your photography know how (The quality of your selfies). And not too intrusive information we need. References from past airlines (Do you hog up all the carry on luggage space? Kick the seat in front of you?) and out of town hotels (TV's thrown through windows? Do you steal other guest newspapers and finish off their dinner from the trays they leave in the hall from the night before?) and restaurants (How are your table manners? Do you eat with your hands? Or use utensils? (you know what these are, right?) Are you vulgar and ask for a straw when drinking cheap red so you don't discolor your front teeth? Do you eat the offered cake?). Will the clothes you pack not embarrass us (Socks with sandals? Not being loud and proud because you didn't pack an ELO t-shirt?) The list is long. You fail any of these and other questions, you don't go. And, if you change your itinerary you’re ban from future trips. Beautiful, just beautiful, and for shame, already concocting a situation involving Muk and making him an equal to those evil gerbils.
These questions and many more will be answered in the next episode of Soap Timeblues round the world travels....
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Post by BSJ on Jan 31, 2018 0:06:20 GMT
I can't help being the worst offender, the gerbil population round these parts is intergalactic and bedding highly prized I'll have you know
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Post by vlogdance on Jan 31, 2018 13:24:39 GMT
Surely the day must be nigh When Jeff at the Palace drops by, The Queen taps him deftly, Says "Arise Sir Jeffrey" And we all celebrate Sir Blue Sky!
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Post by unomusette on Jan 31, 2018 22:48:09 GMT
To everyone who's posted in this thread since I was last here
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 1, 2018 10:19:21 GMT
If you're visiting Brum for a week Mr Wimp's Guided Tour you must seek. Who'd have thought a bronze nymph Could have been such a lynch- Pin of Britain's industrial peak?
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 1, 2018 10:45:25 GMT
An Argie once came to these shores Of Britain he did a full tour When he minded the gap The passers-by clapped: "He's the star from the band Street Next Door!"
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Post by unomusette on Feb 1, 2018 23:26:40 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 2, 2018 10:50:32 GMT
One for those forumheads with furry (or fishy) friends:
Such animal lovers are we With our doggies and Monkeys of Sea Nos chats sont tous mignons, And Muk rules his kingdom - But the real star was Bibble (RIP)
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 2, 2018 13:46:26 GMT
That majorette's legs - fans adore 'em. Jeff knew it as soon as he saw them. He said: "She'll be a star And a great avatar For an elophile on a Web forum!"
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