Forum limericks

new

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Jul 5, 2020 16:52:31 GMT tremblinwilbury likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Jul 5, 2020 16:52:31 GMT

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Aug 30, 2020 21:36:26 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Aug 30, 2020 21:36:26 GMT Bev's been drumming for decades, it's true, With no thought of saying adieu: "Hang up my drumsticks? I'd be missing a trick - I'll sell them instead to Timeblue!"

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Oct 13, 2020 7:51:33 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Oct 13, 2020 7:51:33 GMT "Jeff, a medal is here, with your name," Wrote the Queen. "So get on that Last Train. One of our maids Will polish your shades Just don't perform Down Came The Reign!"

Timeblue Supergiant I wish I was back in 1981... Posts: 9,950	Forum limericks Oct 13, 2020 8:30:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Timeblue on Oct 13, 2020 8:30:45 GMT Brilliant as usual...
	"The most outstanding rock group in the world today, my friends,the Electric... Light... Orchestra" TC '78

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,171	Forum limericks Oct 13, 2020 20:23:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Oct 13, 2020 20:23:39 GMT Yes, absolutely perfect!
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Oct 23, 2020 9:05:47 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Oct 23, 2020 9:05:47 GMT All the autographs Horace has got Behind glass he is going to slot. He says: "Must get those names Enclosed in their frames Or else Gus will be shredding the lot!"

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Oct 23, 2020 13:50:06 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Oct 23, 2020 13:50:06 GMT Covid-19 is spreading so far Closing restaurants, sports halls and bars. But, when forum pub-going, The cheap keeps on flowing - It's truly our own Shangri-La.
	Last Edit: Oct 23, 2020 14:03:25 GMT by vlogdance

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Oct 23, 2020 19:39:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Oct 23, 2020 19:39:12 GMT

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,171	Forum limericks Oct 23, 2020 20:10:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Oct 23, 2020 20:10:18 GMT You're on FIRE, vlogdance!
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Nov 19, 2020 20:57:02 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Nov 19, 2020 20:57:02 GMT With musicians locked down in their rooms And rehearsals now scheduled via Zoom Jeff has taken this time To improve and refine His technique for playing... the spoons!
	Last Edit: Nov 19, 2020 20:57:57 GMT by vlogdance

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Nov 19, 2020 21:04:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Nov 19, 2020 21:04:27 GMT

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Jan 13, 2021 10:45:34 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Jan 13, 2021 10:45:34 GMT Bev is using his literary skills, A new book coming out! Fans are thrilled. But it's going to take ages To finish those pages If he's writing the work with his Quill.
	Last Edit: Jan 13, 2021 10:47:36 GMT by vlogdance

orioles70
Global Moderator

when I was a boy, I heard a band

Posts: 1,901

Forum limericks Jan 26, 2021 17:13:50 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 3 more like this

Quote

Post by orioles70 on Jan 26, 2021 17:13:50 GMT

The Wild West Zero was a grumpy resident
but he was desperate to remain president
I hate the idea of a leaving do,
instead I'll plot a high coup
Losing!?! this day is going to leave a dent

vlogdance
Pulsar

Queen of Factual Fascination

You can't say fairer than an instant llama.

Posts: 6,961

Forum limericks Jan 27, 2021 22:50:07 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this

Quote

Post by vlogdance on Jan 27, 2021 22:50:07 GMT

Dedicated to BSJ , always an inspiration

Jeff said: "True, I could tour, with no trouble
If I sealed all me fans up in bubbles.
But a ninja might show,
Fresh from clearing her snow -
And she'd pop the whole lot with her shovel."

Last Edit: Jan 27, 2021 23:07:09 GMT by vlogdance

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,171	Forum limericks Jan 27, 2021 22:54:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Jan 27, 2021 22:54:11 GMT Spot on!
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

Shoutbox

Horace Wimp's Forum Shoutbox

Timeblue: Was Tom Daley 'Takin' a dive'? Aug 9, 2024 9:02:23 GMT

Eloise: unomusette, you are so right about all of us being a tiny bit from Birmingham. I can't tell you how many times I have had the Birmingham blues and wished I could be there. Aug 29, 2024 15:01:23 GMT

Horacewimp: Livin’ in Birmingham we are usually blue, it’s from the cold weather 🌦️ Aug 29, 2024 20:21:46 GMT

Eloise: Horacewimp, do you get a lot of snow? Aug 29, 2024 20:50:10 GMT

Horacewimp: No not really, usually get some snow once or twice a year, plenty of nights with a frost though. Aug 29, 2024 20:53:29 GMT

eloneen: We've got nasty weather here in Central NC- rain, high winds, possibility of tornadoes until 6PM - nothing dangerous so far here. There are tens of millions of people affected by this storm. Stay safe! ::animated-smileys-hug-008:: Sept 27, 2024 14:34:21 GMT *

eloneen: Lots of devastation elsewhere in our state and across the Southeastern US

, but we're OK.

Sept 28, 2024 17:32:11 GMT *

Horacewimp: Glad you are okay eloneen stay safe and I hope the situation improves soon. Sept 28, 2024 18:09:43 GMT

BIuebird: I'm so glad you're okay eloneen! I still have yet to hear from some of my friends in Georgia and Florida, I'm worried about them.

Sept 28, 2024 19:30:26 GMT

eloneen: Thanks Horacewimp and BIuebird. BIuebird Let's hope they're all safe. 🙏 Sept 28, 2024 23:51:56 GMT *

Eloise: Glad you're OK, eloneen! Oct 1, 2024 18:28:07 GMT

vlogdance: Thank heaven you're all OK, eloneen. These Helenes, nothing but trouble... Oct 2, 2024 10:36:39 GMT

eloneen: ::m1822::I know, right? Oct 2, 2024 17:25:31 GMT

BIuebird: Is anyone else enjoying a rare southern display of the northern lights tonight? So glad I got to see them this time, it was all cloudy skies in Delaware last time they were visible! Oct 11, 2024 0:09:18 GMT

Horacewimp: I’ve looked a few times in the U.K., but never seen them. The horrible light pollution from Birmingham centre doesn’t help. Oct 11, 2024 16:28:12 GMT

BIuebird: Aww, I'm sorry to hear that! Light pollution will certainly obscure it. We are fortunate to live in a more rural area where there isn't too much light pollution. Oct 11, 2024 17:07:03 GMT

BIuebird: It's a trade off, though, because the nearest grocery store is about a 20 minute drive away! We just got a new Target on Main Street, and everyone is so excited, you would think it was some earth-shattering event. m0168

Oct 11, 2024 17:14:20 GMT

unomusette: I'd love to experience them too but never been lucky even when others nearby have spotted them

Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens? Oct 12, 2024 20:17:04 GMT

BIuebird: Yes, it's definitely easier to see it with a camera or your phone. We were lucky here in that it was bright enough for me to see the pinks with the naked eye, so I knew where to point my phone! Oct 12, 2024 20:56:31 GMT

billywol: Saw Carole King there some years ago. After that I swore never again. Unless you are minted you cant see a thing. Standing, expensive and rain- not for me. Just praying that more Uk dates are announced. Any rumours ? Oct 28, 2024 14:43:06 GMT