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Post by vlogdance on Feb 24, 2020 13:04:30 GMT
Jeff told Mr Stevens: "See Michael,
All My Love will boost our revival.
And it won't take too long
To learn this new song -
Yer just keep repeating the title!"
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Post by vlogdance on Mar 12, 2020 19:03:53 GMT
Forumheads have exchanged bemused looks:
Is Uno a "Snooks" or a "Spooks"?
Whichever this Twin is,
She's still our brenhines,
Reigning over a forum of kooks.
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Post by unomusette on Mar 12, 2020 21:58:06 GMT
Excellent! I predict another damehood being bestowed around here soon....
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 21, 2020 11:07:54 GMT
Here's a lockdown limerick: Jeff's hair's getting down to his shoulders He sighs: "Dyeing it makes me look older. And now that it's grown I'll look like a clone Of Roy on the cover of Boulders!"  |
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Post by unomusette on Apr 21, 2020 21:10:05 GMT
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Post by BSJ on Apr 21, 2020 22:09:01 GMT
Bravo!
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 25, 2020 13:23:07 GMT
Inspired by unomusette 's post in Sights And Sounds yesterday: To mark the disturbing incident when BBC Radio 2 DJ Ken Bruce mentioned "the late Mik Kaminski" on his show, only to have to apologise later for his mistake. Ken Bruce had to use all his charm Outraged ELO fans to disarm. To relieve their distress, Mik should now be his guest Just to show there's No Cause For Alarm.  |
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Post by BSJ on Apr 25, 2020 17:46:53 GMT
Hear! Hear!
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 28, 2020 15:10:24 GMT
More lyrical lockdown levity:
Jeff sighed: "Now I'm stuck in my room, I'd like to rehearse - but with whom? Since the band's been confined,
To ease my State Of Mind
We'll have to perform using Zoom!"
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Post by vlogdance on May 5, 2020 13:48:50 GMT
In honour of Timeblue's new favourite radio station: A station called Union Jack Likes to play lots of ELO tracks. When he listened at work Timeblue went berserk - Too much "Blue Sky" can cause these attacks! |
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Post by Timeblue on May 5, 2020 14:10:12 GMT
In honour of Timeblue 's new favourite radio station: A station called Union Jack Likes to play lots of ELO tracks. When he listened at work Timeblue went berserk - Too much "Blue Sky" can cause these attacks! Haha, brilliant! and since I last mentioned it, Livin' Thing and Sweet Talkin' Woman have been played...
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Post by vlogdance on May 6, 2020 10:30:32 GMT
Lockdown cooking has raised a few smiles,
We've adapted our usual styles.
But Horace, don't worry,
You can still eat your curry
In the bathroom - a night on the tiles!
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Post by vlogdance on May 30, 2020 16:21:33 GMT
At the forum pub prices aren't steep - Woody is our dream landlord, who keeps The guests happy with booze Though he does tend to snooze When at night, he starts counting the cheap!  |
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Post by BSJ on May 31, 2020 17:04:42 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Jul 5, 2020 13:55:39 GMT
Forumheads were alarmed and dismayed: "What's on Jeff's bedside table?" they said: "Should he keep them so near? He's addicted, we fear - " Referring of course to his shades.  |
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, but we're OK. 
Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?