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Helmut83 Supergiant Posts: 8,658	Forum limericks Feb 25, 2018 2:47:32 GMT BSJ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Helmut83 on Feb 25, 2018 2:47:32 GMT Feb 25, 2018 0:10:21 GMT BSJ said: Someone talkin' 'bout me? lol Looking good, Pat! Seems like the LA sun worked wonders for your tan.
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Forum limericks Feb 25, 2018 11:05:38 GMT queenofthehours, Helmut83, and 4 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Feb 25, 2018 11:05:38 GMT

More lines inspired by Patrice:

A bassist named Mike de Albuquerque
Used to wear a tweed jacket to work. He
Once dressed in satin,
But the band all laughed at him:
"You look like a militant turkey!"

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,172	Forum limericks Feb 25, 2018 19:08:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Feb 25, 2018 19:08:23 GMT Genius!
	Last Edit: Feb 25, 2018 19:09:05 GMT by unomusette It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Feb 28, 2018 11:29:25 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Feb 28, 2018 11:29:25 GMT Olivia had worries galore: "Will my film, Xanadu, be a bore? Could it be a success? I can't consult Jeff Because he only knows half the score!"

elophile Megastar Posts: 2,452	Forum limericks Feb 28, 2018 13:14:25 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elophile on Feb 28, 2018 13:14:25 GMT Feb 28, 2018 11:29:25 GMT vlogdance said: Olivia had worries galore: "Will my film, Xanadu, be a bore? Could it be a success? I can't consult Jeff Because he only knows half the score!" clever! clever!
	You diss Jeff. You die. Seems fair to me.

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Mar 3, 2018 11:16:14 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Mar 3, 2018 11:16:14 GMT When recording Big Wheels Jeff said: "Eh? This, our next British single? No way! I'm not 'avin' it cropped For Top Of The Pops - I'll save it for a Rainy Day."

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Mar 4, 2018 13:58:51 GMT Helmut83, BSJ, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Mar 4, 2018 13:58:51 GMT "Ahem! I don't just do pink, you know..."
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BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Mar 4, 2018 22:48:42 GMT Helmut83 and unomusette like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Mar 4, 2018 22:48:42 GMT Patrice is steppin out!

Helmut83 Supergiant Posts: 8,658	Forum limericks Mar 5, 2018 18:48:56 GMT BSJ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Helmut83 on Mar 5, 2018 18:48:56 GMT I've heard he's looking for a job in NBC and he's being a suckup to them in order to get hired.
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Forum limericks Mar 6, 2018 8:34:54 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Mar 6, 2018 8:34:54 GMT

When Roy left, the band all felt listless
Till Jeff told them: "Hey, that's show business.
And all things considered,
He's happy with Wizzard,
Perhaps we'll hear from him at Christmas...?"

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Mar 7, 2018 11:57:41 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 4 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Mar 7, 2018 11:57:41 GMT Hugh McDowell set stages alight With his leaps, an incredible sight. He joked: "Maybe next year Jeff will be made a Sir - But I was the first Mr Night!"

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Mar 8, 2018 11:58:22 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Mar 8, 2018 11:58:22 GMT When the band's main recording was done Jeff would add backwards messages, for fun. But Confusion would reign When their latest refrain Had the intro: "8-3-5-0-1."

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Mar 8, 2018 11:58:22 GMT vlogdance said:

When the band's main recording was done
Jeff would add backwards messages, for fun.
But Confusion would reign
When their latest refrain
Had the intro: "8-3-5-0-1."

Vlogy one Nice!

unomusette ELO Spaceship Brenhines of the Chwyrligwgan Other Ninja Groupie Twiin Posts: 10,172	Forum limericks Mar 8, 2018 19:36:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by unomusette on Mar 8, 2018 19:36:07 GMT Every one a winner vlogdance, total brilliance
	It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,961	Forum limericks Mar 8, 2018 19:38:52 GMT Helmut83 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Mar 8, 2018 19:38:52 GMT Mar 8, 2018 19:36:07 GMT unomusette said: Every one a winner vlogdance , total brilliance Ah, bach, you're very kind cheeks turn the colour of Helmut's shirt

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BIuebird: Is anyone else enjoying a rare southern display of the northern lights tonight? So glad I got to see them this time, it was all cloudy skies in Delaware last time they were visible! Oct 11, 2024 0:09:18 GMT

Horacewimp: I’ve looked a few times in the U.K., but never seen them. The horrible light pollution from Birmingham centre doesn’t help. Oct 11, 2024 16:28:12 GMT

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unomusette: I'd love to experience them too but never been lucky even when others nearby have spotted them

Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens? Oct 12, 2024 20:17:04 GMT

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