Forum limericks

[unomusette]

Credit where it's due, bach, and nobody will argue about it being very due to you

[Helmut83]

Mar 8, 2018 19:38:52 GMT vlogdance said:

Mar 8, 2018 19:36:07 GMT unomusette said:

Every one a winner vlogdance , total brilliance

Ah, bach, you're very kind *cheeks turn the colour of Helmut's shirt*

This makes me feel like the colour of the smurfs.  smileys-whistling-823718

[Helmut83]

Feb 1, 2018 10:45:25 GMT vlogdance said:

An Argie once came to these shores
Of Britain he did a full tour
When he minded the gap
The passers-by clapped:
"He's the star from the band Street Next Door!"

Ooohhh, how did I miss this?! Shame on me! Great limerick, Vlog bach, thank you! I still laugh when I recall that extremely fast sequence of weird and funny situations that happened to us and that had people believing we were some kind of music stars.

If I had known back then about your talent for limericks I would have asked you to recite a few for the crowd. At least we would have stretched our short stint of fame to last a bit longer than 1 minute...

[vlogdance]

Some concerts are much of a muchness,
But Wembley required special touches.
Jeff ran through all the points:
"No swearing. No joints,
And Mel, keep your hands off the Duchess!"

[vlogdance]

ELO fans looked up from their sofa,
Heard a tune by their favourite composer. 
Seeing Jeremy gloat,
They soon grabbed their remote:
"Mr Kyle, yes, we WILL turn you over!"

[vlogdance]

When yom visiten Burminum town
Strange accents yaouw moy hear around
A translayta online
An invention So Fine
Helps yaouw answer with: "Doy bren me dowl!"

[unomusette]

Bostin 'un vlogdance, it's loike magic

[vlogdance]

In the Munich Bierkeller where they sat
Jeff explained: "In German I can't chat,
But I've learned to say 'Groosss'."
Bev laughed: "That's not much use!
When will you ever need to shout that?"

[vlogdance]

At a smart Swiss hotel, Jeff said flatly:
"Now, no one behave at all daftly.
Don't play tricks on the staff
Or mislead them, for laughs - "
And his bandmates replied: "OK, Spratley."

[vlogdance]

Since his Doctorate, Jeff can be found
In hallowed University grounds.
He says: "I like comin' 'ere,
But in normal gear - 
OK if I Don't Bring Me Gown?"

[unomusette]

[queenofthehours]

Mar 18, 2018 12:02:21 GMT vlogdance said:

Since his Doctorate, Jeff can be found
In hallowed University grounds.
He says: "I like comin' 'ere,
But in normal gear - 
OK if I Don't Bring Me Gown?"

Wonderful , I always love this picture too. Dr Jeff. Dr Blue Sky.

[vlogdance]

(A limerick in honour of a certain picture that has proved a favourite among discerning forumheads)

While the band showed off their muscle tone
Jeff hid a small grin of his own.
Before they were pictured,
He'd told Kelly and Richard
That the beach was a naturist zone...

[elophile]

Mar 21, 2018 11:49:12 GMT vlogdance said:

(A limerick in honour of a certain picture that has proved a favourite among discerning forumheads)

While the band showed off their muscle tone
Jeff hid a small grin of his own.
Before they were pictured,
He'd told Kelly and Richard
That the beach was a naturist zone...

Jeff was all in a funk
you see, he'd forgotten his trunks
his solution it seems
was cut off blue jeans
now we all get to stare at his junk 

[BSJ]

BRAVO!!!!!