Llama love stories, as they happen

[BSJ]

This is barbarity! I'm sick with worry! I've not heard from her. When I do I'll let you all know!

[vlogdance]

Don't worry, BSJ . Help is on its way. 

My boy wasn't named after a Violinski album for nothing.  He'll have the power of ELO behind him, and pull a few strings, so to speak. 

For a start, remember, he's friends with Banana Llama, of Cardiff. Who happens to lead a gang of kick-ass mavericks, including a blue whale and a recently-arrived group of fiery expats from Rome. They won't sit quietly and watch while their friends suffer, oh no. 

And then there's the Brummie Llama. Remember, he was important during the Industrial Revolution - he's a man, er, a llama, with iron and steel in his soul. Plus, he's sure to know a few Peaky Blinders. BL will be wetting his bandana by the time they've finished with him. 

And the Norwegian couple? Do you think they've forgotten their dearest friends, who were witnesses at their wedding? They'll send along a couple of kicking friends to sort things out. No strangers to the dark side, those Scandillamas. (Pictured above. Wearing their ready-made woolly jumpers.)

And as if that wasn't enough, No Cause will be able to call on His Honour Judge "Woodeye" Wood to deal with what is a flagrant breach of a restraining order. Wait till Woodeye gets that Message From The Country, it'll be Meet Me At The Jailhouse all right. 

So you see, there really is No Cause For Alarm. 

Plus, don't forget Nieve herself. She's more than capable of sorting out that oafish braggart Lorenzo. BL won't have met anyone like her before.
In fact, I shouldn't wonder if BL falls for Nieve himself, and ends up in a duel with the Rent-a-gob, over her.
Then, with a bit of luck, they'll finish each other off, and Nieve can shake the dust off her hooves as she trots straight back into the arms of her one true love. 

#nieveandnocause4ever 

[Helmut83]

Wow, judging by the looks I would never have suspected Banana Llama's friends were so dangerous! Everything seems to be set up for a great clash between two really heavy and resourceful herds. Where will all this finish up? I fear for the conservation status of the llama species.

By the way, who is the llama on the upper left? That's quite an intimidating fellow. Is it the infamous Dracullama, who is said to drink blood straight out of his victims?

[unomusette]

Eeek! Dracullama? I thought he was just a myth

[BSJ]

Apr 12, 2018 14:41:43 GMT vlogdance said:

Don't worry, BSJ . Help is on its way. 

My boy wasn't named after a Violinski album for nothing.  He'll have the power of ELO behind him, and pull a few strings, so to speak. 


And then there's the Brummie Llama. Remember, he was important during the Industrial Revolution - he's a man, er, a llama, with iron and steel in his soul. Plus, he's sure to know a few Peaky Blinders. BL will be wetting his bandana by the time they've finished with him. 


And as if that wasn't enough, No Cause will be able to call on His Honour Judge "Woodeye" Wood to deal with what is a flagrant breach of a restraining order. Wait till Woodeye gets that Message From The Country, it'll be Meet Me At The Jailhouse all right. 

 

lol

No Cause will need all their good buddies a little later. I think Nieve has it in hand right now.

[vlogdance]

Nieve, in happier times

[vlogdance]

After No Cause and friends descend on BL's hideout

[Helmut83]

Llamageddon! 

Brace yourselves, people! And don't throw away your old sweaters and blankets, the worldwide production of wool could suddenly hit historic lows if things go as they seem to be headed right now.

[Helmut83]

Bandana Llama's thugs won't be intimidated:



"Bandy! Bandy! What are you doing there? Come back with Pappa immediately, I told you this is not a game!".



A closer look:

[vlogdance]

Does anyone know what's happening in our llama drama? 

Shakespeare himself couldn't have created greater suspense. (Well, he came close, in one famous play. I quote:)



(King Lear adaptation screened by the BBC, two nights ago. Heard this line. Was tickled. My boy inspired the Bard!)

[Helmut83]

vlogdance : I guess it must be the calm that precedes the storm. With Banana Llama and Bandana Llama's troupes already in line and Nieve in the hands of her kidnappers I have a feeling that something really strong is about to happen. Maybe Shakespeare knew that this event would some day happen and cryptically tried to warn us.

I'm going to try and contact Lorenzo to see what's been of his life...

[BSJ]

Nieve thinks you should wait a bit before you try to contact LR.

[unomusette]

[Helmut83]

Jun 5, 2018 18:30:13 GMT BSJ said:

Nieve thinks you should wait a bit before you try to contact LR.

 How did you get Nieve's opinion? She's kidnapped somewhere in Europe!



I'll wait, I'll wait...

[BSJ]

You have no idea what's going on do you?