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Post by vlogdance on Dec 3, 2017 8:29:03 GMT
While everyone else enjoys lights, bad songs, cake and Roy... No Cause says there's just one thing he wants at Christmas.  |
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Post by BSJ on Dec 4, 2017 19:27:43 GMT
The photo on Command Central's monitor has been switched out from Jeff at Wembley to this -
 Can't say I blame Nieve for dong it. Hell of a Christmas gift. Thank you, vlogdance . 
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 6, 2017 6:00:31 GMT
The photo on Command Central's monitor has been switched out from Jeff at Wembley to this -
Can't say I blame Nieve for dong it. Hell of a Christmas gift. Thank you, vlogdance . Alright, enough with the romanticism already! Lorenzo Llama, the Renegade, the bad boy from South America, the camelid desperado, says he let No Cause be Nieve's hero for far too long and has decided to do now what he should have done a long time ago. He has just picked his Harley Davidson FL and is starting his journey from the Andean high plateau to the shores of lake Erie, determined to conquer Nieve's love. 
He excused himself for the commercial aspect of this poster and the ads on it, stating that he needed to raise funds for the fuel, but make no mistake, deep inside he's still an anti-system outlaw who will soon show his beloved the wild side of life. |
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 6, 2017 16:37:42 GMT
The photo on Command Central's monitor has been switched out from Jeff at Wembley to this -
Can't say I blame Nieve for dong it. Hell of a Christmas gift. Thank you, vlogdance .
Alright, enough with the romanticism already! Lorenzo Llama, the Renegade, the bad boy from South America, the camelid desperado, says he let No Cause be Nieve's hero for far too long and has decided to do now what he should have done a long time ago. He has just picked his Harley Davidson FL and is starting his journey from the Andean high plateau to the shores of lake Erie, determined to conquer Nieve's love. Pah! Tell Lorenzo to save his petrol money, he doesn't stand a chance. He'd be better off staying at home and buying a pink shirt instead. |
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 6, 2017 17:15:15 GMT
Alright, enough with the romanticism already! Lorenzo Llama, the Renegade, the bad boy from South America, the camelid desperado, says he let No Cause be Nieve's hero for far too long and has decided to do now what he should have done a long time ago. He has just picked his Harley Davidson FL and is starting his journey from the Andean high plateau to the shores of lake Erie, determined to conquer Nieve's love. Pah! Tell Lorenzo to save his petrol money, he doesn't stand a chance. He'd be better off staying at home and buying a pink shirt instead. I think he already has Patrice’s beach towel on his handlebars. |
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Post by BSJ on Dec 6, 2017 19:36:37 GMT
Alright, enough with the romanticism already! Lorenzo Llama, the Renegade, the bad boy from South America, the camelid desperado, says he let No Cause be Nieve's hero for far too long and has decided to do now what he should have done a long time ago. He has just picked his Harley Davidson FL and is starting his journey from the Andean high plateau to the shores of lake Erie, determined to conquer Nieve's love.
He excused himself for the commercial aspect of this poster and the ads on it, stating that he needed to raise funds for the fuel, but make no mistake, deep inside he's still an anti-system outlaw who will soon show his beloved the wild side of life. [img alt="lol" src=" " class="smile"]
One of the greatest love story's of all time will not be messed with by this punk Lorenzo Llama! Before Nieve shipped herself as a Christmas gift to her beloved, she wrote Lorenzo a note. "Lorenzo, a romance between us will never be. I need No Cause's love. I love him sincerely. You can hunt me down all over the world. You might as well buy a ticket to moon for all the good this will do you. I go a long way across the water just for No Cause's love. I'm telling you this has got to be the end!" Nieve
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Post by unomusette on Dec 6, 2017 20:46:11 GMT
Sniffle, it's like something Shakespeare might have written. Only better.
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 6, 2017 20:50:00 GMT
He'd be better off staying at home and buying a pink shirt instead. Lorenzo Llama says "don't think that just because my 'owner' (to call it so, because I respond to no authority) has those dubious wardrobe choices I'm of the same kind -not at all!" Before Nieve shipped herself as a Christmas gift to her beloved, she wrote Lorenzo a note. " (...) You can hunt me down all over the world. (...)Lorenzo says: "that's exactly what I was going to do!". He followed: "if she wants to ship herself as a mere object to that other llama guy in London, well, then the journey will be a bit longer, but it won't stop me from re-conquering what should have always been mine". After this bravado he wondered: "I'm no expert in geography, but you had to cross kind of a lake or something to get from here to London, right? Is it too deep for the bike?". As for the other words Nieve said, Lorenzo thinks she is vastly underestimating the sex appeal that a llama renegade can have when just arrived from a long trip, all sweaty, his wools swinging in the wind, his strong limbs dirty with motorcycle oil. All of those words will turn to dust once Lorenzo's Davidson appears in the horizon. Love the way Nieve holds the top of the box with her ears (her fine front ears). |
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Post by unomusette on Dec 6, 2017 21:13:16 GMT
Woah, from that description I could almost fancy Lorenzo myself *swoons*
Nieve is a lucky lady llama, can't wait for the next instalment.
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 7, 2017 0:38:19 GMT
Ahem! Lorenzo might fancy himself as a motorbikin' bad boy...but after riding all that way, he'll look a right sight when he staggers in, belching fumes and bursting out of his leathers like a badly-stuffed sofa.
Not all of us girls go for the bad boys. I get the feeling Nieve is savvy enough to appreciate the shy, sensitive, creative gentleman, er, gentlellama. Just look at the way she's expressed her feelings for No Cause. A heart like that won't be won by some show-off with oil stains on his snout. #nieveandnocause4ever
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Post by BSJ on Dec 8, 2017 1:31:09 GMT
Where to begin? Lorenzo insults Nieve of being a "mere object". He's a sexist pig who has no clue of romance. He prostitutes himself for fuel (in other words, can't hold a steady job). Let's not even start with the bad toupee! At least have the hair colors match. Oil stains on the snout? Unless they've been made by honest work? Nieve is not interested.
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 8, 2017 5:49:04 GMT
He prostitutes himself for fuel (in other words, can't hold a steady job).
The fact that he prostituted himself for fuel and in just a few days earned enough to travel from Argentina to Ohio goes to prove how incredibly attractive Lorenzo is to lady llamas.  And... why would Nieve be the exception? So Lorenzo is on his way. Let's see if in a few days we receive and update on his route. |
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Post by BSJ on Dec 8, 2017 16:36:20 GMT
Did you place a tracking (warning) device on him so we can see where he is on route, like they do with Santa?  |
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 8, 2017 17:42:58 GMT
Yes I did. I can monitor him 24/7 in my notebook thanks to that device. He's going fast.  |
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Post by BSJ on Dec 9, 2017 1:59:34 GMT
To where? Nieve is not in Ohio. More than happy to put Lorenzo up for a few days.
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, but we're OK. 
Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?