Llama love stories, as they happen

[Helmut83]

Jun 18, 2018 18:09:05 GMT unomusette said:

I've seen the ginger llama in passing but it doesn't ring a bell with me in terms of the epic love story. They've tried to make it look too cute, it's more like a cat than a camellid

I think it's an alpaca. Alpacas are smaller and have a face more similar to that of a cat. 

[Helmut83]

Our own vlogdance told us in the Tourism Thread about her adventures at the London Zoo by late afternoon, and she wondered if this did have anything to do with Lorenzo Llama:

Jun 23, 2018 15:37:49 GMT vlogdance said:

The zoo even showed us what comes out of a llama's rear end. (Or is it a framed speech by Lorenzo...?)

The Renegade has contacted me, and he confirms what's in that frame is his work. He says time ago he travelled to the London Zoo to visit some relatives, and when the zoo authorities found out that the famous Lorenzo Llama was visiting their premises they asked him if he could donate something of his ownership so they would be able to expose it and commemorate the occasion. As you all know, Lorenzo is quite attached to his things; and on top of everything he had just eaten some cookies and was suddenly caught short as the authorities were talking to him, so he killed two birds with one stone: he proceeded to do his business in the cookies tray, and that's what he gifted to the zoo and what you can see exposed in that frame.


When asked if he didn't think such a "souvenir" could have offended the zoo authorities, Lorenzo replied "I don't give a shit... wait a minute; technically, that's kind of what I did actually, isn't it?... huh, well... what I meant is: I don't care".

He's indignant, though, at the way his gift is being treated, because by acts of vandalism the word "Lorenzo" was erased from the tag and only a generic "llama" was left, as if any irrelevant llama had dropped those droppings. "Next time I'll go to the toilet", he threatened.

[BSJ]

So good!

Lorenzo claiming that those unremarkable pellets are his? How can anyone believe a word of this!?! Nope. It doesn't fit in with his delusional mind that makes him think everything he says, does, including poop, is pure gold! Vlog is right on with what really comes out of his big mouth.

Lorenzo Renegade is once again giving us a look at his true colors by his out of control egotism for something he didn't dodo.

                                                                                                                                                                                 

[unomusette]

Ah, I've missed Lorenzo's ravings - it's plain he still has no problem with self esteem

[queenofthehours]

There's no better love story than that of a camellid birth -

[BSJ]

So skinny.

[queenofthehours]

A new career for any llamas at a loose end -

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6029505/Drama-farmers-turning-LLAMAS-act-burglar-alarms-figures-13-rise.html

[unomusette]

I missed the alpaca birth clip when it was posted, who'd have thought such a huge baby could be inside there? I'm not surprised the mum was flat out afterwards and giving it such an accusing stare later.

As for llama security, I have the feeling Bandana Llama might easily be cornering the market hiring out his woolly thugs....or actually be behind a lot of the thefts to drum up business...

[Helmut83]

Meanwhile, in Acapulco, Mexico, Banana LLama and Bandana LLama were caught on tape having dinner together.

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Despite them insisting on barely knowing each other, the rumors that they are twins have only grown stronger since this footage was made public.

[BSJ]

Golden.

[Horacewimp]

May 3, 2020 17:11:53 GMT Helmut83 said:

( Horacewimp , how could I embed this video?)

I’ve had a play around and can’t get it to embed at all, I’ve searched the internet and found people have the same problem with instagram videos especially on the proboard platform....sorry.

[unomusette]

Fantastic footage Helmut83, love the Welsh soundtrack too

[Horacewimp]

May 3, 2020 18:27:00 GMT Horacewimp said:

May 3, 2020 17:11:53 GMT Helmut83 said:

( Horacewimp , how could I embed this video?)

I’ve had a play around and can’t get it to embed at all, I’ve searched the internet and found people have the same problem with instagram videos especially on the proboard platform....sorry.

I haven’t got a Instagram account so can’t test this but apparently you can generate an embed URL.

www.dummies.com/business/marketing/social-media-marketing/embed-instagram-photo-video-web-page/

[Helmut83]

May 3, 2020 19:02:36 GMT unomusette said:

Fantastic footage Helmut83, love the Welsh soundtrack too

Not that surprising that Banana Llama acquired the taste for Welsh music since he's been living in the Penarth with all that bunch of weird animals for a while now. Innit, mun?

[queenofthehours]

Llamas featured in a recent episode of The Great British Sewing Bee. When one contestant decided to use llama-patterned fabric in a shirt design she was asked what she liked about llamas, "is it the spitting?".

The contestant admitted she preferred alpacas but could not find alpaca-patterned material and llamas were the "next best thing".

Because pattern matching might be an issue, concerns were raised over "headless llamas" and "two-headed llamas" but crisis was averted when the finished shirt featured all "whole llamas".