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Post by nickheynes on Nov 17, 2021 14:19:05 GMT
Thanks everyone I had fun with this one!! lol
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Post by orioles70 on Dec 20, 2021 17:21:43 GMT
10539 Outro
Did you see that man running through the yards today? out of breath and so eager to get away seems the dogs had his scent running man was nearly spent
Someone found him in a house then up on the roof with a copter overhead, that was surely a goof came to the end of his trail now he's cuffed for jail
Ho-ho-ho?, uh-oh-no-no
did you hear the neighborhood news across the fence today? was running man caught or did he get away? he's charged with many a crime and now he’s 10539
Christmas may be coming, but he can't make bail his holiday is such an epic fail!
Ho-ho-ho?-No-no-noooo!
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Post by BSJ on Dec 20, 2021 17:42:44 GMT
This is great, orioles70! Love this line - did you hear the neighborhood news across the fence today?
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Post by orioles70 on Dec 20, 2021 18:00:14 GMT
I actually saw 10539 hop the fence and run toward a neighbor's house. those neighbors are elderly but quite tech saavy they had camera footage of running man trying to get into their home and then they posted the story on an app called Next Door (or something like that) my wife read the post to me
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Post by orioles70 on Jul 1, 2022 20:09:52 GMT
10539 Outro Did you see that man running through the yards today? out of breath and so eager to get away seems the dogs had his scent running man was nearly spent Someone found him in a house then up on the roof with a copter overhead, that was surely a goof came to the end of his trail now he's cuffed for jail Ho-ho-ho?, uh-oh-no-no did you hear the neighborhood news across the fence today? was running man caught or did he get away? he's charged with many a crime and now he’s 10539 Christmas may be coming, but he can't make bail his holiday is such an epic fail! Ho-ho-ho?-No-no-noooo! 10539 came back to haunt me yesterday. The county sheriff pulled into my neighbor's driveway. His troublesome middle son had just moved back in the day before and I thought "uh oh". Then the Sheriff turned and handed me a summons - asking me to testify against 10539 (name withheld to protect the guilty). Running man tried to break into at least 3 homes before he finally succeeded in getting into one and was promptly trapped. The Sheriff was stopping at each home to deliver the county's paperwork. Oh well, they tell me these things usually settle before trial.
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Post by BSJ on Jul 5, 2022 17:36:24 GMT
Keep us posted on how this turns out.
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Post by vlogdance on Jul 6, 2022 19:37:45 GMT
Here's a tribute to our recent forum poll, run by Chippa , to find the Ultimate ELO Universe Song. To be sung to the tune of Rock 'n' Roll is King: Rock 'n' Pollin' ThingListen everybody let me tell you 'bout the forum poll, See what Chippa's doing so we're really gonna reach our goal, He said "Vote along with me, for the band's top grade release." He said, come and name a banger in the rock and polling thing. We love that rocking poll and we name our favourite songs, That's all we ever tell him, Rain Is Falling or the Telephone, Has Twilight got them beat? Can Breakup pip Cold Feet? He said, come and name a banger in the rock and polling thing. Oh, let those voters say They're with me, think like me, Oh, let that song win out, That's how it's meant to be.... Tightrope rolls like a train, what a fabulous album track, Crushed Roll Over Beethoven and the other songs on Flashback, We love its driving beat, it's advancing to the eight elite, We said, could it be the winner of the rock and polling thing? Oh let those voters say They're with me, think like me Could my fave song win out? Oh, say it's meant to be... Final came around and we listened to that piano, We said, we can't lose that, cos all we want is classic rock 'n' roll, So now we've had our say, when Tightrope starts to play, We say, come and hear the winner of the rock and polling thing. Oh, yeah, come and hear the winner of the rock and polling thing. Oh oh, what a banging winner of the rock and polling thing. Oh yeah, Tightrope is the winner of the rock and polling thing! We say, thanks for all the drama of the rock and polling thing!
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Post by unomusette on Jul 10, 2022 22:50:59 GMT
This is simply brilliant, I forgive you for telling me the outcome before I visit the thread
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Post by vlogdance on May 7, 2023 20:10:35 GMT
Here's a tribute to BSJ and unomusette , the Two-Headed Monster, also known as the Ninja Twins. They maintain discipline on this forum. Usually with the help of a Spanking Slipper, or Shoe. To be sung to the tune of So Fine. In LineOoh, la, ooh la la - Shoe, ah! Ooh la la, oww!
Two Ninjas on the forum site Two Ninjas training wary eyes When someone teases, Steppin' Out of line These two - they will thwart the crime (Chorus)They wallop so fine (ooh! ooh!)They wallop big time (Shoe! Shoe!)It's wounded bum time (Ow! Ow!)
People sharing files and scans Everybody's talking 'bout the band You want to see true Ninja speed of light? Just diss Jeff's music on our Damey site. They wallop so fine (Shoe! Shoe!)They keep us in line (Ow! Ow!)They're swigging (cheap) red wine (Toots! Snooks!)
Some doubters will go On The Run - They'll find a whack on their injured bum. And when we look, we'll see the Ninjas proud, We'll see, a shovel in their hand. (Chorus)Oh, BSJ, Uno, just what we want - You keep us in line...
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Post by unomusette on May 7, 2023 21:28:32 GMT
Hurray! At last, a proper recognition of all our hard spankings work keeping order on this forum I really do think that these should replace the original lyrics, and that the Lord Dame himself should sing them at the top of his voice at his very next concert...sometime soon.... {Spoiler} or more likely, never, tsk
A thousand thanks to vlogdance for creating this anthem And a thousand spanks for anyone who disagrees
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Post by BSJ on May 9, 2023 10:01:46 GMT
Awwwww... Many thanks for your terrific tribute, vlogdance ! "Ooh, la, ooh la la - Shoe, ah! Ooh la la, oww!" And, right on me Toots! Dibs on the first sourpuss!
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Post by unomusette on May 9, 2023 21:40:22 GMT
Polishing the Shoe of Doom for you as we speak, me Snooks!
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Post by BSJ on May 10, 2023 15:48:35 GMT
Thanks, me Toots! Careful you don't wear down those handy sharp edges!
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Post by unomusette on May 11, 2023 21:13:56 GMT
Of course! The spikes are always sharpened before the polish is applied - you should see the shredded dusters by the time I've finished
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Post by orioles70 on Jul 31, 2023 22:07:47 GMT
When the song titles for FOON were announced, this is what I imagined for Wi-Fi woman. Sort of a mash up of Evil Woman, Sweet Talking Woman, Yours Truly, Birmingham Blues and a wee bit of Sci-Fi woman)
Wi-Fi Woman (if you can bend it into the melody of STW, then you're a musical genius)
I was watchin’ football, on the telly Goin’ crazy, couldn’t find my Blues But how the world has changed Since you followed my clues
I was searchin' (searchin') on the inter-net I was hopin' (hopin') for a chance to meet I was waitin' for Alexa on the wi-fi stream (She knows me so well) what can I do?
Oh Wi-Fi Woman Can you even be human? You seem so perfect No defects to detect
Hey Alexa, how can I watch the Blues? She said I’m sorry, I’m not into them Wouldn’t you rather spend some time with me You know I have an IQ of one thousand and three
Ha, I sincerely doubted that But as we talked I sensed it was true knew all my dreams and her favorite color was blue she said let’s take a trip to your favorite place
She sent me pictures of herself in a jumpsuit told me dirty jokes that were kind of funny So I sent her some money To buy her air fare and something cute
Oh Wi-Fi Woman Are you really human? You seem too perfect No defects I can detect
She’s sounds too good for you, my buddy quipped So I went on a diet and read all her favorite books Head over heels I had tripped
But then she went kinda quiet when I checked the connection Insufficient data coming through Rebooted my modem, didn’t work one bit
Oh Wi-Fi Woman Are you really human? Your signal was so strong Where did we go wrong?
Communication breakdown all around (She's gone so long) what can I do? (Where could she be now?) No, no, no Don't know what I'm gonna do
I tried so hard to get through to you There's nothin' more that I can do My wi-fi woman, was it all a game or all in my head so I’m to blame?
Oh Wi-Fi Woman You made me pay my dues Was that all you really wanted? Well at least I finally found my Blues
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