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Post by Horacewimp on Sept 7, 2014 8:29:42 GMT
Who's taken my tinsel wig? I left it on top of the CD of the week folder.
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Post by BSJ on Sept 7, 2014 17:45:19 GMT
That tinsel wig! How many times have you been told about leaving your things everywhere, H W? It’s ours now. You must learn responsibly. And don’t even try that I’m turning fifty malarkey and I am an adult now*. A stern warning to other members. My question is who raided Liberace closet? His fox fur coat with that 16-foot train was lying on someone’s bed. I stepped back in horror! Uno soared to it.
It’s a creepy feeling being the only one trolling the forum. Most of ya’all is 6 hours ahead of Ohio. For the day’s news when our close buddies are in Italy, I have to be prepared with my cheap bottle(s) of wine and grub for a Skype wine dinner at 9-10am my time, for their dinner time. Poor hubby, he’s always at work.
*You want this for your b'day celebration, don't ya! Uno take it off Lucy er, Lucifer and give it back. Thanks.
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Post by unomusette on Sept 7, 2014 20:59:09 GMT
Take it off...TAKE IT OFF LUCIFER? Woman, are you mad? She's gnawed it into a tinsel mohawk and is wearing it to remind herself of the Lord Dame. If I go within four feet of her the snarling is immense.
And yeah, Mr H W, carelessness with belongings can only lead to this sort of mishap. Leaving it locked inside your trunk with a "Private, Keep OUT!!" sign was really asking for trouble. I can offer you this comedy hat shaped like a birthday cake with candles in recompense if you like. Or this ginger wig with a tartan cap attached? Or this "Kiss Me Quick, Squeeze Me Slow" hat with mysterious bits of candy floss attached. I pinched them all from found them all in the Emergency Cupboard. All I can say is I hope that sort of emergency never happens.
Must go, the fox fur needs feeding.
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Post by Horacewimp on Sept 7, 2014 21:07:29 GMT
It looks like I need a trip out to the £1 shop to stock up on curly wigs and shades for my trip abroad.
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Post by unomusette on Sept 7, 2014 21:33:15 GMT
Good idea, please can you bring me back a glittery stetson and a giant Toblerone? I promise not to use them both at the same time *innocent whistle* Ta
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Post by BSJ on Sept 8, 2014 15:28:56 GMT
You have these horrid $1 stores too? You and your mates will be up to no good so you are right making it imperative that ya’ll are incognito. This is called thinking ahead while your head is a clear head. The hell is a Toblerone?
Whatever.
Sir H W, will you pick me up a little somum, someum from Spain? Don’t go all out. There is a space on our bath wall that needs that little extra touch for the shaving of legs and chinney chin, chins. An El Greco or a Dali would do it, if not too dear.
Anywho – where in Spain are you headed?
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Post by Horacewimp on Sept 8, 2014 15:50:03 GMT
It a chocolate bar, in a triangle shape, I shudder to think what unomusette will do with it Attachment DeletedI'm flying to Malaga and staying somewhere near Torremolinos, its by the sea side It's rather cheap and tacky, the best I can get you will be a straw donkey. Attachment Deleted
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Post by BSJ on Sept 8, 2014 15:55:30 GMT
Maybe it's a prop for Lord Dame?
COOL, I'll TAKE IT! This is a very thoughtful gift! Thank-you!
(You're as bad as that cheap Brummie)
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Post by BSJ on Sept 8, 2014 16:04:08 GMT
OK, PSMU*?
What will your gift be to me from your trip?
*Probie Senior Member Unomusette
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Post by unomusette on Sept 8, 2014 21:49:46 GMT
Oi! I haven't told you where I'm going yet!
And I can't go until all of that Toblerone is either scoffed or worn away. Screaming will be useless. And shuddering for that matter.
Anyway, it's the South of France for me and Mr M. Fancy some snails? I could line them up on a baguette and set them afloat- be bound to fetch up in Ohio, Florida at some point.
I LOVE THE STRAW DONKEY!! *wants one too, waves Toblerone meaningfully*
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Post by BSJ on Sept 9, 2014 19:11:28 GMT
Snails! Yet, another thoughtful gift! (Eye roll)
Bring me back a little Frenchdude.
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Post by unomusette on Sept 9, 2014 21:33:44 GMT
Howabout this one? He was notoriously titchy He doesn't look thrilled at the prospect of a trip to Ohio though.
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Post by BSJ on Sept 10, 2014 14:21:45 GMT
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Post by unomusette on Sept 10, 2014 21:28:32 GMT
Who the devil is THAT! What a hunk. Ahem.
Anyway, wherever you currently call home, Napoleon shall find you. I'll give him some of your discarded sparkly underwear to sniff and he'll be on the trail, like a bloodhound who barks with a french accent. Le Woof.
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Post by BSJ on Sept 10, 2014 22:31:50 GMT
Napoleon Dynamite – movie made in 2004.
from Wikipedia (easier for me) - Napoleon Dynamite is a socially awkward high school student from Preston, Idaho who lives with his older brother Kip, their grandmother, and their pet llama, Tina. Kip, 32, is unemployed and boasts of spending hours in Internet chat rooms with "babes" and training to be a cage fighter; their grandmother leads a secret life involving mysterious boyfriends and quad-biking in the desert. Napoleon daydreams his way through school, doodling ligers and fantasy creatures, and reluctantly deals with the various bullies who torment him. Napoleon frequently makes up fantastic stories about himself and assumes a sullen and aloof attitude.
Famous quote from the movie: "What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"-Kid on bus "Whatever I feel like I wanna do GOSH!"-Napoleon
A wonderful bit twisted movie for you! Wasn't sure if you had seen it.
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