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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 13, 2015 7:32:31 GMT
Horacewimpsounds good to me,start off in the Shakespeare by the station Good idea the Shakespeare can get packed so get there early doors, then up the hill to the Wellington.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 13, 2015 15:18:25 GMT
Hey Hoo Doo Man! Give your ball a twinkly shine for this might be a real toughie!
For sometime there has been whispers in the ninjas collective that Uno, my ninja twin, and I, are not just Lord Dameys aviator shade wearing groupies, BUT his love children! This just might be coming from jealously - that Vela woman! Oooo... besides the disgrace, think of the tell-all books we'll write if this is true (think of the back child support!!!) I checked on Google and Wikipedia, Bevan's Biography, Dameys, and Ringo's Facebook, with no results.
You're our only hope, Oh Mighty One!
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Not sure of your shoe size but didn't think it'd make a diff, you'll just pawn them anyway and purchase something more ridiculous than a bathtub made of beer cartons. Heineken no less!
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 13, 2015 15:48:06 GMT
Paternity issues, this should be an easy one for mystic Horace, he has watched Jeremy Kyle a few times. Lets wheel over the cook pot. " style="max-width:100%;"] First lets start with BSJ, throws in three cut up letters, the pot splutters and emits a terrible smell, sorry that was the curry, but one letter rises to the surface it is a S, what can it mean? Deep in thought Horace throws three more letters into the pot U,N,O, again the cook pot splutters for a second a dragons head can be made out in the vapours but disappears leaving the single letter O. So the all knowing pot has given us the letters O and S, but what is their significance, Horace ponders O and S, O and S, O and S, S and O, wait , Noooooo it can't be, Jeff tell us it's not true, you didn't have a fling with her did you, BSJ and unomusette can't be the children of.....
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 13, 2015 15:48:46 GMT
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 13, 2015 20:23:29 GMT
I reckon they are in shock right now..
Hey, Horace, I'm afraid you won't be needing the crystal ball to answer these couple of related questions: 1) how do you feel when you see that your ex bandmate Patrice the Turkey has grown to be such an iconic worldwide figure since leaving the farm? Do you resent him? 2) Talking about Patrice and yourself, is there any possibility that you might go back to working together at some point in EAO or do you consider your situation to be of the "Jeff-Bev" kind?
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 13, 2015 20:39:44 GMT
I reckon they are in shock right now.. Hey, Horace, I'm afraid you won't be needing the crystal ball to answer these couple of related questions: 1) how do you feel when you see that your ex bandmate Patrice the Turkey has grown to be such an iconic worldwide figure since leaving the farm? Do you resent him? 2) Talking about Patrice and yourself, is there any possibility that you might go back to working together at some point in EAO or do you consider your situation to be of the "Jeff-Bev" kind? 1) I don't really resent Patrice even though I taught him everything he knows, once he got all the information from me he soon flew the nest and went solo. I see he has been spotted at some recent gay pride marches, I expect this is a publicity stunt by him. 2) The only time I would have him back would be at Christmas when he could be the centre piece of the Wimps Xmas meal, I'll have a wing from him anytime, yum yum.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 13, 2015 20:43:45 GMT
Wouldn't be too surprised - no not really, a touch of unstable breeding could explain a lot. Better than the thought of possible inbreeding.
tk6? Need add another spot for our wine tasting party next month. *packs suitcase and makes a mad crateaway*
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I see she's wearing your wizzard coat of many colors.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 13, 2015 21:00:49 GMT
Wow, Patrice is such an unscrupulous individual! Learning all he could from you and then betraying you, I don't blame him for that -who knows, maybe I would have done the same!-, but attending gay parades just for publicity, that's low. In any case, you could extort him with that dark little secret of his -the community will be furious if they find out they have been used...
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Post by unomusette on Oct 13, 2015 21:03:25 GMT
Pah! Mrs O has based all of her diva-ish ways upon the tales she's heard on the LA grapevine of our ninja doings, and we could still out-flounce and out-glam her any day of the week. Have a fling with Damey? In her dreams!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 13, 2015 21:06:09 GMT
Wow, Patrice is such an unscrupulous individual! Learning all he could from you and then betraying you, I don't blame him for that -who knows, maybe I would have done the same!-, but attending gay parades just for publicity, that's low. In any case, you could extort him with that dark little secret of his -the community will be furious if they find out they have been used... To be fair, it's not much of a surprise that Patrice has gay leanings. Displaying that tail of his and strutting about making gobbling noises always struck me as rather camp
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Post by BSJ on Oct 13, 2015 21:22:10 GMT
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 13, 2015 21:22:57 GMT
To be fair, it's not much of a surprise that Patrice has gay leanings. Displaying that tail of his and strutting about making gobbling noises always struck me as rather camp Good point. He used to say it's the way their species' males seduce females, but if I wore a pink tutu and sang Britney Spears' songs in falsetto would you believe me I'm trying to get the girl next door's attention?
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Post by BSJ on Oct 13, 2015 21:26:13 GMT
Mr Hoo Doo Man? Can you try again? Why don't you try cheap wine in the bucket, plenty of it opens my vaults of truth.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 13, 2015 21:27:15 GMT
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Post by unomusette on Oct 13, 2015 21:31:13 GMT
Good point. He used to say it's the way their species' males seduce females, but if I wore a pink tutu and sang Britney Spears' songs in falsetto would you believe me I'm trying to get the girl next door's attention? Exactly. Unless the "girl next door" had a Freddie Mercury moustache and matching patent leather biker gear, of course
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