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Post by PowWow on Dec 6, 2014 16:35:48 GMT
Let us settle the score once and for all!
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 6, 2014 16:48:32 GMT
Of course he does, I've sat on his lap
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Post by PowWow on Dec 6, 2014 16:57:26 GMT
Me too! : D
Although it's a real shame you'll always get a crap present from him in shopping malls
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 6, 2014 17:12:27 GMT
The ones in the malls aren't the real one, they are just his helpers I know this for sure as my Dad told me this was the case after a saw a Santa with a very poor false beard
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Post by PowWow on Dec 6, 2014 17:21:40 GMT
The ones in the malls aren't the real one, they are just his helpers I know this for sure as my Dad told me this was the case after a saw a Santa with a very poor false beard Perhaps the beard came from Poundland
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Post by PowWow on Dec 6, 2014 18:09:04 GMT
Besides, Santa bloody well hates his job!
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Post by unomusette on Dec 6, 2014 20:53:56 GMT
Of course he exists, how else could they make all those films without him? *puzzled*
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Post by PowWow on Dec 7, 2014 13:35:37 GMT
How on earth can a supposedly immortal obese old fella deliver presents around the world in just under 12 hours?!
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 7, 2014 14:49:37 GMT
Simples, according to NORAD intelligence reports indicate that Santa does not experience time the way we do. His trip seems to take 24 hours to us, but to Santa it might last days, weeks or even months. Santa would not want to rush the important job of delivering presents to children and spreading joy to everyone, so the only logical conclusion is that Santa somehow functions within his own time-space continuum.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 7, 2014 14:53:42 GMT
Simples, according to NORAD intelligence reports indicate that Santa does not experience time the way we do. His trip seems to take 24 hours to us, but to Santa it might last days, weeks or even months. Santa would not want to rush the important job of delivering presents to children and spreading joy to everyone, so the only logical conclusion is that Santa somehow functions within his own time-space continuum. But what about the countries that don't incorporate him on national holidays?
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 7, 2014 14:59:57 GMT
Santa will visit anyone who believes in him, I'm worried you won't get a visit this year PowWow
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Post by PowWow on Dec 7, 2014 15:02:07 GMT
Santa will visit anyone who believes in him, I'm worried you won't get a visit this year PowWow Pffft. My Santa is better than your Santa, as evident below!
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 7, 2014 16:07:21 GMT
Hahaha... well, I don't know which your sexual orientation is, but in case you are straight, if that's your Santa I can guess which present you would ask her for.
And yes, Santa (the fat, old, ugly one) exists, there's no doubt about it. Horace and Uno have put all the evidence in front of you.
Funniest thing is that when he comes to Argentina he does it with the same thick clothes that he uses for the northern hemisphere, when down here it is usually 30º C at night.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 7, 2014 16:46:21 GMT
That's because my Santa does what she's told and always gives me fantastic gifts
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Post by Buttler on Dec 7, 2014 18:04:04 GMT
My Santa rocks
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