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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 22:59:06 GMT
16 to 20? Stretch it to 25 at least! I'll extend it to 25 as long as we don't have any fatties, ugliness of any description and body horrors. Hahaha... now that's a diplomatic guy! Nah, nudist beaches are for everyone, beautiful and ugly alike. If you want to be selective, watch porn or pay for sex.
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 23:13:12 GMT
What do you think about these compromising subjects, unomusette? Have you ever been to a nudist beach?
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Post by unomusette on Nov 28, 2014 23:13:40 GMT
Ugh, my hated in-laws are nudists. Imagine how old they are, and my mother-in-law is no Chereene (more like about twelve Chereenes glued together)
I was once treated to a photo of my horrid father-in-law on a nudist beach somewhere in the Caribbean with what looked like a massive brown rock in the background. Turns out it was mother-in-law reclining with her back to the camera *heaves* NO!!! I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!!
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 23:21:39 GMT
Ugh, my hated in-laws are nudists. Imagine how old they are, and my mother-in-law is no Chereene (more like about twelve Chereenes glued together) Hahaha... I was once treated to a photo of my horrid father-in-law on a nudist beach somewhere in the Caribbean with what looked like a massive brown rock in the background. Turns out it was mother-in-law reclining with her back to the camera *heaves* NO!!! I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!! Hahaha! How cheeky you can be when you want, Uno! Better to have you as a friend than as an enemy, no doubt about that. That's what I was trying to tell PowWow: despite the images that may automatically come to your mind at the mention of a nudist beach, the reality is usually way, way less exciting and has more to do with the miseries of human flesh than with sensuality. IS your husband the only one in his family who isn't a nudist?
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Post by unomusette on Nov 28, 2014 23:27:42 GMT
Heh! He doesn't hang around nudist beaches like his dreadful relatives, but he did once sunbathe nude in the garden and get some sensitive parts a bit scorched. I did try not to laugh. But I failed. I am a rubbish wifey.
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 23:30:15 GMT
Haha! Don't worry, I would have done the same.
I cannot imagine how that must hurt though. I hate getting scorched even in the back, I cannot think how uncomfortable it must be in those "sensitive parts" you are talking about.
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Post by unomusette on Nov 28, 2014 23:43:27 GMT
I just wonder, all those nudists who are exposed the whole time - how leathery and tough have their sensitive parts become? Eww. Just saying.
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Post by PowWow on Nov 28, 2014 23:49:26 GMT
You can always construct specialist nudist beaches!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 28, 2014 23:52:41 GMT
Yes, but you can't stop annoying ugly show-off nudists inflicting their holiday photos on you.
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Post by PowWow on Nov 28, 2014 23:55:58 GMT
Yes, but you can't stop annoying ugly show-off nudists inflicting their holiday photos on you. Then they shall be eliminated crossbones I want my nudist beaches to be perfectly done!
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 23:58:15 GMT
You could be at the door filtering who goes in and who doesn't.
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 23:59:51 GMT
I just wonder, all those nudists who are exposed the whole time - how leathery and tough have their sensitive parts become? Eww. Just saying. Some things are better off left in the i-will-never-knowity.
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 29, 2014 0:16:05 GMT
PowWow, will I be allowed in if I present myself wearing only a thong with the shape of a hen (with eyes, beak and comb)?
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Post by PowWow on Nov 29, 2014 0:22:34 GMT
PowWow, will I be allowed in if I present myself wearing only a thong with the shape of a hen (with eyes, beak and comb)? As long as you're not fat then yes
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 29, 2014 0:23:43 GMT
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