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Post by BSJ on Feb 5, 2018 18:59:02 GMT
A photographer said, his heart sinking: "Mr Tandy, please smile! Or try winking!" Richard answered: "My Mission Is a caption competition Where the fans can guess "What is he thinking?" Richard Tandy gives this limerick 5 unfathomable expressions! lol
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 6, 2018 9:46:50 GMT
When a Two-Headed Monster scents trouble The justice dispensed will be double. Face The Music must you - Uno swift with The Shoe, BSJ close behind, with her shovel.
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 6, 2018 13:02:11 GMT
Although a great manager was our Don He never acted with any aplomb Hanging rivals by their ankles Out of windows that still rankles But with him we got the ELO phenomenon
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 6, 2018 13:37:54 GMT
Bev said: "This Civil War song's so glum, Mr Wood, you can play your own drums." Roy answered: "Suits me, But one day it will be A jukebox selection in Brum!"
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Post by unomusette on Feb 6, 2018 21:58:55 GMT
Yet more top-notch limericking from vlogdance and Timeblue, this thread will run and run....
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 7, 2018 12:44:21 GMT
When his robot flashed lights, sounding beepers Jeff nodded and said: "Fred's a keeper. He narrates, he can do More gyrating than Hugh, And his bar bill is quite a bit cheaper!"
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 7, 2018 13:33:50 GMT
"Let me make some desserts," offered Kelly. "I've seen how they do it on telly. Some fruit that's been canned Should fill up the band, But what would Bev like with his jelly...?"
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Post by vlogdance on Feb 7, 2018 13:53:57 GMT
Chereene sulked: "Who's the hottest? - I am! I'd have made that tour stage look well glam." Jeff said: "Maybe so, But if you'd been on show They'd be calling it Wembley Or Gams!"
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Post by elophile on Feb 7, 2018 14:25:23 GMT
When his robot flashed lights, sounding beepers Jeff nodded and said: "Fred's a keeper. He narrates, he can do More gyrating than Hugh, And his bar bill is quite a bit cheaper!"
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Post by elophile on Feb 7, 2018 14:27:07 GMT
When a Two-Headed Monster scents trouble The justice dispensed will be double. Face The Music must you - Uno swift with The Shoe, BSJ close behind, with her shovel.
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Post by eloneen on Feb 7, 2018 14:33:08 GMT
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Post by elophile on Feb 7, 2018 14:37:43 GMT
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Post by BSJ on Feb 7, 2018 18:55:39 GMT
When a Two-Headed Monster scents trouble The justice dispensed will be double. Face The Music must you - Uno swift with The Shoe, BSJ close behind, with her shovel. Yes, I agree a favorite.
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Post by unomusette on Feb 7, 2018 22:38:48 GMT
'Tis true, the cultural tone of the forum is raised every time she posts a new creation
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Post by Timeblue on Feb 7, 2018 23:47:40 GMT
The true home of the band was Jet To which Jeff said one day "I'll bet.... I can write better songs than Marston Moor You'll never hear that in an encore Since Roy is no longer a threat"
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