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Post by vlogdance on Apr 28, 2019 12:59:47 GMT
"Iron Man" Tony Iommi sighed: "Look! Me memoirs - months of writing, that took. Thanks to Bev's lilting tones, It's a tome no one owns - Cos they've all bought the audiobook!"
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Post by vlogdance on May 5, 2019 19:41:50 GMT
"Wrong! - it was ELO!" - on a quiz Sends forumheads into a tizz. We scream at the telly: "Ain't you heard Jeff and Kelly? You don't know what great music is!"
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Post by vlogdance on May 5, 2019 19:45:46 GMT
Is Bev fond of cats? Surely it Is a question we need to submit. Sadly, we understand, That with drumsticks in hand He does like to wallop his kit...* * Disclaimer - this limerick in no way endorses smacking, hitting or otherwise attacking felines. I stand paw to paw on this with my fellow cat fans. It was just for the pun.
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Post by vlogdance on May 11, 2019 11:26:54 GMT
Hugh looked shattered after a wild night. His bandmates all grinned at the sight: "What's that in his hand? It's an empty veg can! You can tell he's been on the cheap white."
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Post by vlogdance on May 30, 2019 12:45:53 GMT
From Croatia our Timeblue complained: "I'm fed up of Standin' In The Rain. My wellies are squidging - When I bake my next pigeon You'll be reading a Letter From Spain."
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Post by unomusette on May 30, 2019 20:14:44 GMT
Love it!
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Post by vlogdance on Jun 19, 2019 16:41:21 GMT
When I stopped to shop at Jeff's Flowers He said: "'Me blooms 'ave all thrived, in these showers. Carnations are goodies - I got these from Woody - 'e says, "Share them with queenofthehours!""
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Post by vlogdance on Jun 19, 2019 23:39:54 GMT
eloneen is a brilliant thread-setter, We forumheads owe her a debt. Her Game proves ELO's fine, an' They'd have trounced Carly Simon If they'd sung "Nobody Does It Better"!
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Post by eloneen on Jun 20, 2019 0:57:15 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Jun 23, 2019 21:09:55 GMT
Doing shop art requires deft manoeuvres But us ELO fans are true Move-rs Let's make it our Mission To hold an exhibition And display all our work in the Louvre.
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Post by vlogdance on Jun 27, 2019 11:56:50 GMT
To escape from the British rainstorms The Wimps flew to a country that's warm. But then "out of the blue" Came a voice Horace knew - "Front and Center! Where's those travel forms?!"
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Post by BSJ on Jun 27, 2019 17:12:13 GMT
Yup. Heed this warning all you form-shy globetrotters!
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Post by vlogdance on Jul 7, 2019 13:00:54 GMT
When The Move for the camera were fooling The photographer sighed "You need schooling!" Who'd have thought that the snaps He took of the chaps Would still cause immoderate drooling?
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Post by vlogdance on Jul 7, 2019 17:58:49 GMT
Summer's here, and the forumheads worry: "Need my travel forms sorted - must hurry!" At the agency, find We can't get them signed Because Horace is out for a curry...
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Post by BSJ on Jul 7, 2019 18:57:58 GMT
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