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vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,903	Forum limericks Oct 30, 2018 12:56:09 GMT BSJ likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Oct 30, 2018 12:56:09 GMT Brilliant, BSJ - great to hear Patrice's point of view.

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,903	Forum limericks Oct 30, 2018 12:59:10 GMT queenofthehours, BSJ, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Oct 30, 2018 12:59:10 GMT Jeff's backed by a new band today But some longtime fans sigh, "If they Brought back those cool fellows Who played Seventies cellos, A Gale would soon blow them away!"

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Forum limericks Nov 12, 2018 10:00:43 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Nov 12, 2018 10:00:43 GMT

In Knaresborough, Timeblue was agog:
"Hey, it's Mik! "Time" for some dialogue!
I'll say hi - Oh no, look, he's
Just gone in to the bookie's..."
("He was meeting me there!" sniggered Vlog!)

Timeblue Supergiant I wish I was back in 1981... Posts: 9,717	Forum limericks Nov 12, 2018 13:38:45 GMT BSJ, unomusette, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Timeblue on Nov 12, 2018 13:38:45 GMT I bet he wasn't, I'll lay odds on that.....
	"The most outstanding rock group in the world today, my friends,the Electric... Light... Orchestra" TC '78

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,903	Forum limericks Nov 12, 2018 15:02:38 GMT unomusette likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Nov 12, 2018 15:02:38 GMT Heh! You've rumbled me, Timeblue - that was a bit of artistic licence there. Just to get the rhyme. But you never know. Perhaps he once saw a Welsh filly he liked the look of...
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vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,903	Forum limericks Nov 16, 2018 21:49:09 GMT queenofthehours, BSJ, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Nov 16, 2018 21:49:09 GMT In the Shoutbox, the question's persisting: "Where is Helmut? Is he out there, listening? Has he driven a plough Straight into a cow? - Nah - he just wants to see if we've missed him!"

Timeblue Supergiant I wish I was back in 1981... Posts: 9,717	Forum limericks Nov 16, 2018 23:43:39 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Timeblue on Nov 16, 2018 23:43:39 GMT Who is this 'Helmut' that you speak of?
	"The most outstanding rock group in the world today, my friends,the Electric... Light... Orchestra" TC '78

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Forum limericks Nov 19, 2018 23:26:41 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 6 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Nov 19, 2018 23:26:41 GMT

When Nieve said to No Cause: "Je t'aime"
It made me so happy for them,
I dreamed that I stroked
A llama, who spoke -
But it was less ELO than REM!*

*that is, rapid eye movement, as in sleep.

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Nov 19, 2018 23:30:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Nov 19, 2018 23:30:35 GMT Cute.

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Forum limericks Nov 20, 2018 8:44:28 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Nov 20, 2018 8:44:28 GMT

In their smart satin trousers so tight
The band looked a remarkable sight.
The sheen worked strange magic
And the shade of the fabric
Was the forumheads' favourite - cheap white!*

* well, probably not that cheap.

Last Edit: Nov 20, 2018 8:44:56 GMT by vlogdance

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Nov 20, 2018 18:50:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2018 18:50:11 GMT Only the bestest cheap for the boys!

orioles70 Global Moderator when I was a boy, I heard a band Posts: 1,800	Forum limericks Nov 21, 2018 2:39:11 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 6 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by orioles70 on Nov 21, 2018 2:39:11 GMT Jeff pressed so many strings on his quest to find chords that were the dreamiest I’d lay my wager on Illusions in G major as one that left the band most impressed

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Forum limericks Nov 22, 2018 13:48:10 GMT via mobile Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 7 more like this

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Post by vlogdance on Nov 22, 2018 13:48:10 GMT

"In Jeff's book, spaceship blueprints! What style!"
Horace said. "Got some glue, elophile?"
elophile said: "Whoa, stop it -
You can't build a rocket
From a large heap of used bathroom tiles!"

vlogdance Pulsar Queen of Factual Fascination You can't say fairer than an instant llama. Posts: 6,903	Forum limericks Nov 24, 2018 11:36:43 GMT Horacewimp, queenofthehours, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vlogdance on Nov 24, 2018 11:36:43 GMT On Sunday November twenty-five The radio's on while you drive: "For our first request today, This ELO song we'll play For a Mr P Turkey - 'I'm Alive'!"

BSJ ELO Spaceship A Shining Spaceship In The Sky Ninja Groupie Twin Posts: 10,538	Forum limericks Nov 24, 2018 14:24:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSJ on Nov 24, 2018 14:24:30 GMT

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Horace Wimp's Forum Shoutbox

Horacewimp: I looked a few times last night but couldn’t see anything, we do have bad light pollution here. May 12, 2024 7:17:10 GMT

eloneen: My husband and son were up, trying to look up a good location nearby where there would be enough darkness to see what there was to see. Alas, at 3 AM, there was little interest in driving 30 or so miles to see some pinkish light in the sky.I just slept. May 12, 2024 14:42:56 GMT

eloneen: Friday night was better in this area, apparently, but we missed it. Oh, well! As a consolation prize, we can hear the cicadas screaming. I've read that local police got calls about possible " alien invasion" it was so loud in some areas. m0168

May 12, 2024 14:44:12 GMT *

orioles70: I was in Raleigh the last couple of days and wondered what the weird UFO noise in the distance was. Turned out that the cicadas weren't in my sister's neighborhood, but were close enough to hear. May 12, 2024 16:14:17 GMT

Timeblue: Here in Yorkshire, the lights were supposedly easily viewable but I popped out a few times around midnight and although it was a clear night, there were no lights.. May 12, 2024 18:07:19 GMT

eloneen: In case you haven't had the pleasure of enjoying the lovely song of the cicadas this year, this is what they sound like! Enjoy! youtu.be/MLhd6uJ3XPk?si=A0UmnhgXHWAVtHlx May 13, 2024 17:59:22 GMT

unomusette: Waah, that would be quite testing after a while

We didn't see any lights, but Mr Musette's friend went up onto the cliffs nearby and got all sorts of brilliant pics, and that's looking south. I think you only see the full glory of it through a camera? May 13, 2024 21:05:59 GMT

BSJ:

Being in the wilds of Ohio, we saw no lights, or the sound of cicadas. May 15, 2024 14:48:19 GMT

unomusette: You can't HAVE this!! *stomps on your behalf* May 15, 2024 20:11:07 GMT

BSJ: Thanks me other Ninja Groupie Twiin

May 19, 2024 15:20:44 GMT

orioles70: getting an early start on Memorial Day Weekend and heading to the ocean - have a great weekend everyone! May 24, 2024 13:06:41 GMT

orioles70: Today's pointless information: as we approach the Forum's 10 year anniversary, I noticed that Unomusette and Horace have exactly the same number of posts and that they are each 500 shy of the 10538 mark. May 29, 2024 20:44:46 GMT

orioles70: Mrs O and I visited a winery in Annapolis yesterday and drank 2 flights of cheap in BSJ's honor. Jun 3, 2024 18:10:59 GMT

unomusette: Heh! I'm bound to miss it when I hit 10538...anyway guessing that Horacewimp will get there well before me.... Jun 5, 2024 21:43:32 GMT

eloneen: orioles70 and other forum friends in the DC area- Stay safe with the wild weather in your area tonight. ::t1944:: ::smileys-afraid-724811:: Jun 6, 2024 1:28:38 GMT *

orioles70: eloneen - thanks. We had a tornado to our west and another to the east (same one?), but luckily it took things easy on our neighborhood, one big tree down but that seems to happen with every thunderstorm. We don't get the big Kansas size tornadoes. Jun 9, 2024 12:55:44 GMT

Timeblue: In Little Haven, Pembrokeshire this week, a sleepy little fishing village. Jun 9, 2024 13:52:17 GMT *

Horacewimp: Have a great holiday Timeblue Jun 9, 2024 17:18:36 GMT

eloneen: Glad to hear that you and yours were safe from harm orioles70. I checked in on my DC brother, too. He slept right through the bad weather.