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Post by BSJ on Oct 26, 2014 23:09:29 GMT
Oh, now no need pushing more money at me. Making enough out you as it is and you've not even made the record yet!!!! ooops... said too much! ANY interest in t-shits? if not, I will drop it right here.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2014 23:25:59 GMT
Yeah, come on, BSJ, put a bit of order there. We can't just let these managers do whatever they please and take a big cut of the cake for doing that. Oh yes you can. And if I have to view any footage of that Vela woman I will expect time and a half. Just saying. Grr. And I'd like to say I'm not at all interested in t-shits. T-shirts, yes....
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Post by jefflynnenut on Oct 27, 2014 9:45:33 GMT
Being the key member of "E.A.O" I hereby want to disband and bring you all to court. The first to be fired are the "cow path quartet" Melvin "Gate". Mik Silaginski. And Hugh Ol Mc Dowell. I'll be retaining "Dick" because those magic fingers always come in handy! "Emergency milking" But there has been talk in the yard about you " Bev Bovine" wanting to carry on another farmyard foray. This I cannot and will not toletate!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 14:00:17 GMT
jefflynnenut, I think we have a contract somewhere that states I'm your partner in EAO, so you should give me a percentage of the proceeds or I'll take you to court. Any ressemblance with any other case you may know are just by chance.
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Post by jefflynnenut on Oct 27, 2014 14:53:09 GMT
jefflynnenut, I think we have a contract somewhere that states I'm your partner in EAO, so you should give me a percentage of the proceeds or I'll take you to court. Any ressemblance with any other case you may know are just by chance. Is this threat? Look at what happened to all the other clowns that messed with me?! Even that tricky "Trickster" Phil Farm yard Gates" is gettin a whoppa taste of me at the moment! If I were all of you I think it would be best to pull a "Roy Woodrow" and make like a tree and leaf.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 17:20:07 GMT
Hey, a little teaser in anticipation for the song: we will use all of our advanced musical knowledge in attempting something that has never been done before in the history of world music: writing a melody that goes completely stuck to the root note of the chords. Some envious people would say it's lack of creativity in composing a melody; I call it genius.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 20:11:50 GMT
Blimey, since I've been asleep the band has been to the brink of splitting, vitriolic legal action and re-formed with a new direction. To be honest, I don't think you need management at all
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 20:26:10 GMT
Blimey, since I've been asleep the band has been to the brink of splitting, vitriolic legal action and re-formed with a new direction. To be honest, I don't think you need management at all That's exactly what I was... I mean... no, no, Uno, we really need you with us! Were would we be without your... your... your love and care... yes... care for the band? Come on, Uno, stay with us and be our manager!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 21:00:06 GMT
N'awww! OK, as you asked so nicely....
Better phone U poo and tell them I can't take them on after all now....
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 22:18:57 GMT
What the hell? I had liked my own post? When did that happen? Well, you wanted us to be egomaniacs, Uno... I took the thing to a whole new level apparently.
And yes, tell that Bono and his buddies they will have to wait. A massive force that will crash them is arising, and you are going to be part of it.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 22:28:52 GMT
Heee! You have strange unnatural powers, this could prove to be most useful in future And if we're going to be a mighty unstoppable force I'd best dress the part, how about this blonde wig with plaits and this viking helmet with horns?
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 22:39:12 GMT
Excellent! With only a few additions, you are going to look something like this (she is wearing everything you have described, although it might not be a wig):
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Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 22:47:56 GMT
Exactly. Only I'll be wanting a bra with bigger and sharper points, obviously. And some warm woolly undergarments to make up for that short skirt, brrr!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 22:54:15 GMT
You have to be careful with those sharp points. Viking girls ceased to use them after many of their men lost their eyes to them.
As for the undergarment, I'm afraid you will have to bear the weather, even if it's a bit cold. What message would we be sending to the public if some sheep are playing in the band with Horace while their cousins' skin is around your legs?
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Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 22:59:23 GMT
Hmm, well the way around the underwear problem is to only play gigs in sunny, warm countries. Then it's bikinis all round, including the band and the animals of course. What a fab unique selling point, I'm a genius!
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