Not sure if this story belongs in the Sights And Sounds section, but here goes.
As some of you may know, my job is subtitling telly programmes. Usually news and sport, but lately they've been training some of us up to do stuff like chat and cookery shows, etc. Today, with my nice Scottish trainer, we practised subtitling music shows like Later With Jools Holland.
After going over the basic house styles with me, Scottish trainer said: "Now I'm going to get you to subtitle a song of your choice. I think I know which band you'll choose." (We'd had a chat about music beforehand.)
So I subtitled Mr Blue Sky as the video clip played on my computer screen. The trouble is, when you use voice recognition software, however clearly you speak, the machine is going to get it wrong sometimes.
So the lyrics "I'll remember you this way..." appeared on screen as: "I remember the use of this thing..."
Scottish trainer nearly fell off his chair laughing when he read this. Thankfully, my subtitle hadn't specified exactly what thing Jeff had remembered the use of.
elophile: OH, Yes! Will you take a little sip when no one is looking?
Jun 23, 2020 20:10:41 GMT
Horacewimp: I’ll check and see if he takes sugar ::smileys-thumbs-951446::
Jun 23, 2020 20:47:50 GMT
elophile: I bet he takes honey... good for the vocal chords!
Jun 26, 2020 0:41:49 GMT
elophile: And no milk. You don't want to get all phlegmy...
Jun 26, 2020 0:42:37 GMT
Grroosss: Well. I discovered r/ELOcirclejerk and the ELO Discord yesterday. Lots to offer (and fans my age!) but too much chaos to take in all at once... Feels good to be back home ::animated-smileys-hug-008::
Jun 30, 2020 22:06:28 GMT
BSJ: Circlejerk is waaaaaay out there!
Jun 30, 2020 22:53:00 GMT
Helmut83: Is there an ELO Discord? Good data, Grroosss! Gotta check it out, I've been a regular at discord since about two months ago when quarentine boredom drove me there.
Jul 5, 2020 3:12:01 GMT
Helmut83: I couldn't find it though. Maybe you got mixed up with Reddit?
Jul 5, 2020 3:18:29 GMT
orioles70: hope all good forum members saved some fireworks to set off tonight for 50th anniversary festivities, I personally arranged for a comet to arrive right on schedule, try to Zoom in with your telescope and see the bright orange and blue streamers
Jul 14, 2020 1:58:56 GMT
BIuebird: Hello forum friends! I apologize for my long absence, we've had quite a bit of stressful stuff going on.
Jul 14, 2020 13:49:08 GMT
Horacewimp: Hey BIuebird great to see you back hope you are keeping well ::c0112::
Jul 14, 2020 14:16:05 GMT
BSJ: Hi BIuebird! Happy to see you! ::t31232::
Jul 14, 2020 18:05:14 GMT