Jeff's Tour Planning

[Horacewimp]

I had a surprise visit today and can exclusively reveal that Jeff is planning his tour in the UK.

He was very interested in checking out my house as it is close to Birmingham and the NEC, he thought it would be suitable for either Chereene or himself to stay at.

He first checked my newly decorated bathroom, he was impressed even if he didn't lift the WC seat and played Waterfall.



He did mark me down for not having his autograph in a picture frame, I asked him why he wrote ELO on it, he said "because I am ELO", fair enough



He was then thirsty, he headed straight to the fridge and for the cheap white wine, no glass required



He wanted to see if Chereene would arrive in style and so checked out the limousine on the drive



Finally what was the internet connection like, he needs to keep in touch with his fans, looking good

[BSJ]

He finally arrived!! He must have had a nose job from last I saw him. They did a great job!

Did he sign the bath seat?

I am surprise you had the guts to show your unframed autograph! But, he did set us straight on who is who and what is what!

He's proud of Horace's site. Did you get out of him what he posts under? He looked hurt that I had to ask.

I won't remark on What's It. He had the class not to talk about her in my home!

Great get-up, H W!

[unomusette]

This is great news! And the tour too!

I think you should come clean though - did you take him to the local salon for a makeover? His hair is all short and tidy, like in the '80's, and that beard is suspiciously dark - did you let him loose with the "Just for Men" in Butch Brummie Brown?

Plus, I think I spy some muscular development in those arms - when he visited BSJ and I he had arms like bits of string. Must be lifting that giant box of cheap white, his fancy manners with the pint glass round at mine obviously went out of the window when it was all lads together.

He was pretty soft on you about the frame too, did you bribe him with a spin in the limo?

And yes, he politely refrained from mentioning Legs Almighty at Musette Towers too - but he has a keen sense of self preservation (just look at all those court cases) and wisely kept to safer subjects.

Thanks for sharing this epic happening, Horace! Wonder where he will pitch up next?

[Horacewimp]

I thought you might spot that Jeff has also become left handed, for some reason the shadows in the picture by the car makes it look like Jeff might have relieved himself when he sat on the loo

I think Jeff's shape, hair style and colour depends upon where in the world he is, it is probably affected by travelling at Warp speed in his spaceship smiley-cool15

As you say, where will he appear next??

[jefflynnenut]

Bahahaha! Looks great for nearly 67!!!!!

[BSJ]

I almost made comment on Dameys wedding ring. Is there something the old boy is not telling us? Does he take it off when visiting Uno and I, or is this something new?


On a more pressing matter.

Sigh..... guess who called royally pissed off? Mmmmmm...? I won't go into many details, but Jeff chewed my white tail deer ass out about his autograph not being framed. How'd this become my fault!? He's seen the posts from me to you H W, and I'm getting the grief! Because it was his first visit and he didn't have the nerve with Mrs H W standing there! So.....? Why don't you call her if she seems to run Horace Wimp's Bungalow Palace?

Anywho, he'd liked this matter resolved before he and/or What's It comes to stay.

You are only hurting yourself, H W. Can we at least agree on that point?

[Helmut83]

Great news, Horace! I'm glad you were finally able to have the Lord Dame at home.

Did you find him thraumatized by the strictness of his two previous landlords? Was there any sequel in his behaviour that indicated that he had a hard time were he stayed previously, like starting to shake when he saw a duster?

Next time he goes to the bathroom, remind him that he has to let his pants down, or use the zipper or whatever.

[Helmut83]

And talking about shadows, I think that the one we see on the wall, just over the box with the wines, is the spaceship (that with time has acquired more of a rocket shape) that is taking off and leaving. Probably the crew saw Mr. Lynne so well accomodated in Horace's house that they thought "let's face it, boys... he doesn't need us anymore... let's go and find some other rockstar to transport".

[BSJ]

Good catch, Helmut! All sorts of crazy when Jeff is around!