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Post by unomusette on Nov 20, 2014 23:08:31 GMT
Jeff is a gentleman is he not?
When wearing my beard I don't breath because of the taste, the smell that lingers and fumes that irritate my lungs. Oh, if Jeff only knew how we put our lives on the line! I will be looking for something else. Word!
Well if I were to impersonate the Genius, say because he had to cancel at the last minute, I'd use the last dregs of an elderly mascara to create beardy perfection. Only takes a few hours soaking to get rid of it after..erm..I expect.. smiley-music025 |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 23:13:06 GMT
Burnt cork is viable option (as Pasty Stone says - you know her, Uno?).
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Post by unomusette on Nov 20, 2014 23:32:08 GMT
Of course I do, Sweetie Darling!  |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 21, 2014 2:10:38 GMT
Well, BSJ, it seems like the Lord Dame enjoys a lot staying at your place and feels very comfortable there. At least one would assume that judging by the fact that he is always in socks there. In spite of all the accusations you made against Unomusette (which maye well be true for all we know), I wonder how you treated Mr. Lynne when you caught him ransacking your fridge. Also, I wonder what the other head has to say about those accusations... I sense an answer on this subject coming soon.  *opens a beady eye, spots pics, opens other eye and stares hard* You naughty ninja, BSJ, fancy taking a photo of Damey while he was foraging for his supper like a bewildered woodland creature. You're right about his hairy guilt ridden face though, what a hoot! Of course he'll prefer your house if you tempt him with delicious morsels and provide pictures of his favourite pin-ups. There's a word for that..."bribery" I think it is, or maybe "blatant overindulgence with a hidden agenda"  I'll have you know he quite enjoyed the hoovering at my house, he even gave his hair and beard a once-over and found all sorts of things that had been lodged in there for ages. Personally, I think there might have been a teensy weensy bit of over-acting on his part, playing the wounded soldier to get lots of hugs and sympathy and extra eyeliner. Speaking of which, if that Chereene tries to muscle in we'll have to be careful to hide our supplies. Such a girly bimbo probably gets through gallons of mascara every few hours  Don’t go and turn this back on me, Uno. You and I have always had agendas with Jeff, Genius. And believe me, they have never been hidden! Dude walks right into them!
We’ve talked about this Uno. I can only do so much for the man after a stint in your Lair. The Lord Dame just needs time. Thank god for that photo of Ringo. Kept down the number of phones calls I would have had to listen to! I knew he was pushing it, but he was so cute scuffling around this side of needing a walker.
Oh, those men and their lust for What’s It’s. We have too much dignity for an obsession like that. 
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Post by spike on Nov 21, 2014 18:22:37 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas  Yeah, Jeff's people got in touch with my people to see if Jeff could crash at mine, but I told them that I couldn't accommodate as David Bowie is on the settee and Mott the Hoople are busy reforming in my bathroom. Shame really. I've told Bowie to clear off as he's been here two months, but he's waiting for his eyes to turn the same colour. Mine are the same colour - blood red at the moment |
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Post by PowWow on Nov 21, 2014 18:23:25 GMT
I need become Bev sooner or later...
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Post by BSJ on Nov 21, 2014 18:25:58 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas Yeah, Jeff's people got in touch with my people to see if Jeff could crash at mine, but I told them that I couldn't accommodate as David Bowie is on the settee and Mott the Hoople are busy reforming in my bathroom. Shame really. I've told Bowie to clear off as he's been here two months, but he's waiting for his eyes to turn the same colour. Mine are the same colour - blood red at the moment lol lol |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 21, 2014 22:14:48 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas Yeah, Jeff's people got in touch with my people to see if Jeff could crash at mine, but I told them that I couldn't accommodate as David Bowie is on the settee and Mott the Hoople are busy reforming in my bathroom. Shame really. I've told Bowie to clear off as he's been here two months, but he's waiting for his eyes to turn the same colour. Mine are the same colour - blood red at the moment Pics! We need pics or I don't believe you. |
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Post by spike on Nov 22, 2014 0:21:47 GMT
Yeah, Jeff's people got in touch with my people to see if Jeff could crash at mine, but I told them that I couldn't accommodate as David Bowie is on the settee and Mott the Hoople are busy reforming in my bathroom. Shame really. I've told Bowie to clear off as he's been here two months, but he's waiting for his eyes to turn the same colour. Mine are the same colour - blood red at the moment Pics! We need pics or I don't believe you. Attachment Deleted
Here you go - Blood Red Eyes.!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 22, 2014 20:07:56 GMT
 NOT your eyes, you slippery customer, show us Bowie or Mott or at least someone a bit famous round at your house or we'll all know you're making it up. What a terrible thing to do, pretend you've had a celebrity house guest, tsk. |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 22, 2014 20:46:05 GMT
That's Right!! |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 22, 2014 20:48:10 GMT
Oh, be careful Spike. When the two heads of the monster open their eyes together (typically around this time of the day), it might be a dangerous time for saying things that can be proven false or inaccurate.
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Post by unomusette on Nov 22, 2014 21:11:26 GMT
Yeah!  |
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, but we're OK. 
Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?