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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 3:57:03 GMT
Lord Dame Jeff, Genius came to my home straight after being at Unomusette's Lair Lounge. I must tell you Forumheads, that he was a wee bit traumatized! Was it the house work? That (really,really) cheap French wine she served for tea? The henchcat? Or the threat of dragon maiming? He wouldn't talk about it!
Lord Dame, that poor man, had to steal food to enjoy it! What went on at Uno's lair to cause this? The holiday season is upon us and I know that he plans, or hopes, to do a few drop in's. So please be aware that he might not be fully mended emotionally.
To calm himself he kept this magazine photo of Ringo close by.
Peace & Love & Understanding is needed for Our Hero. click on photos to enlarge
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 20, 2014 8:41:30 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas  |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 16:34:27 GMT
H W !
What a nice surprise! I hope you can "fit him in"* before Xmas. Heck, fluffy pillows, ale and good food and he's yours through New Years! smiley-cool15
*The Ninja's will be proud!  |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 20, 2014 20:32:11 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas If he wants to go on his own, receive him all the same. Don't reject him just because he is not going with Chereene. |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 20, 2014 20:38:35 GMT
Well, BSJ, it seems like the Lord Dame enjoys a lot staying at your place and feels very comfortable there. At least one would assume that judging by the fact that he is always in socks there. In spite of all the accusations you made against Unomusette (which maye well be true for all we know), I wonder how you treated Mr. Lynne when you caught him ransacking your fridge. Also, I wonder what the other head has to say about those accusations... I sense an answer on this subject coming soon.  |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 20, 2014 20:44:57 GMT
He has been trying to contact me to arrange a visit, I don't know why, i'll check my diary and see if I can fit him in before Xmas If he wants to go on his own, receive him all the same. Don't reject him just because he is not going with Chereene. I get the impression that he is going to check out my gaff to see if it is suitable for Chereene to stay. We should know when my beard and wig turn up from a Hong Kong eBay seller Jeff gives me a call to drop in. |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 20:48:22 GMT
Well, BSJ, it seems like the Lord Dame enjoys a lot staying at your place and feels very comfortable there. At least one would assume that judging by the fact that he is always in socks there. In spite of all the accusations you made against Unomusette (which maye well be true for all we know), I wonder how you treated Mr. Lynne when you caught him ransacking your fridge. Also, I wonder what the other head has to say about those accusations... I sense an answer on this subject coming soon. Knowing what he had just gone through I handled him with kid gloves. EXCEPT when he tried snagging my cheap white wine. You can see in the photo his hairy guilt ridden face.
I try to get him to wear our house shoe, flip flops, but he doesn't like anything between his toes. Do you know how hard it is to keep those white socks sparkly white!!! Oh, who am I kidding. I throw them out.
Are you taking notes H W? 
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 20, 2014 21:00:15 GMT
He'll be lucky if he gets some cheap Aldi lager, knock off Amaretto and a bag of Salt and Vinegar crisps, as for Chereene I have some fine wine, scented candles, Barry White CD and silk sheets.  |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 21:23:53 GMT
Barry is a nice touch. Very fine.  |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 20, 2014 22:00:21 GMT
Hhhmmm, I have my doubts about Barry, but I'm sure she will love all of the other.
Chereene has become quite a legend on this forum. I bet she doesn't even suspect how much we talked about her.
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 22:03:08 GMT
or, her pin up!  Oooops - wrong one! |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 20, 2014 22:03:27 GMT
Chereene is planning to play a concert, from what I can tell its a solo gig. More information to follow when she announces it.
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Post by unomusette on Nov 20, 2014 23:00:59 GMT
Well, BSJ, it seems like the Lord Dame enjoys a lot staying at your place and feels very comfortable there. At least one would assume that judging by the fact that he is always in socks there. In spite of all the accusations you made against Unomusette (which maye well be true for all we know), I wonder how you treated Mr. Lynne when you caught him ransacking your fridge. Also, I wonder what the other head has to say about those accusations... I sense an answer on this subject coming soon. *opens a beady eye, spots pics, opens other eye and stares hard* You naughty ninja, BSJ, fancy taking a photo of Damey while he was foraging for his supper like a bewildered woodland creature. You're right about his hairy guilt ridden face though, what a hoot! Of course he'll prefer your house if you tempt him with delicious morsels and provide pictures of his favourite pin-ups. There's a word for that..."bribery" I think it is, or maybe "blatant overindulgence with a hidden agenda"  I'll have you know he quite enjoyed the hoovering at my house, he even gave his hair and beard a once-over and found all sorts of things that had been lodged in there for ages. Personally, I think there might have been a teensy weensy bit of over-acting on his part, playing the wounded soldier to get lots of hugs and sympathy and extra eyeliner. Speaking of which, if that Chereene tries to muscle in we'll have to be careful to hide our supplies. Such a girly bimbo probably gets through gallons of mascara every few hours  |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2014 23:04:29 GMT
If he wants to go on his own, receive him all the same. Don't reject him just because he is not going with Chereene. I get the impression that he is going to check out my gaff to see if it is suitable for Chereene to stay. We should know when my beard and wig turn up from a Hong Kong eBay seller Jeff gives me a call to drop in. Jeff is a gentleman is he not?
When wearing my beard I don't breath because of the taste, the smell that lingers and fumes that irritate my lungs. Oh, if Jeff only knew how we put our lives on the line! I will be looking for something else. Word!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 20, 2014 23:06:09 GMT
Chereene is planning to play a concert, from what I can tell its a solo gig. More information to follow when she announces it. Why are you telling us this though? Will she be giving out free dinners and bottles of champagne? Can't think of any other reason to go....*runs and hides* |
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, but we're OK. 
Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?