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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2019 18:44:25 GMT
Thanks, Helmut83, it was fun! I forgot to vote for Mascara! Lunatic? I prefer delusional, thank you very much!
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 20, 2019 20:10:14 GMT
Thanks, Helmut83, it was fun! I forgot to vote for Mascara! You disappoint me! I made an option that is tailor-made for you and others vote for it but you don't? The Lord Dame should never allow you to apply mascara to him again. Lunatic? I prefer delusional, thank you very much! How about "delusional lunatics", so everyone is happy?
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Post by BSJ on Nov 20, 2019 21:32:35 GMT
Perfect!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 20, 2019 22:47:54 GMT
Thanks, Helmut83 , it was fun! I forgot to vote for Mascara! You disappoint me! I made an option that is tailor-made for you and others vote for it but you don't? The Lord Dame should never allow you to apply mascara to him again. Me too! I demand first go at any future mascara-fests, instead of having to make the tea like I normally do whilst BSJ hogs the limelight, waving her wand about just because she's Damey's favourite
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Post by BSJ on Nov 21, 2019 0:50:28 GMT
Me sweet dear Toots ninja twiin. After all these years, has it ever popped into your wicked mind that Lord Dame prefers your tea over mine? I never hear him whine when he's slurping your tea and making a pig of himself on your freshly baked Welsh Bara Brith cake.
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 21, 2019 2:22:58 GMT
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Post by unomusette on Nov 21, 2019 21:35:46 GMT
Humph, of course he prefers my tea over yours BSJ, YOU NEVER MAKE ANY!!!
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Post by BSJ on Nov 21, 2019 21:46:33 GMT
Ya know, I was trying to be nice, me lovely. I left out the line, "a moist desert dry Bara Brith"!
It's cheap and popcorn I serve! I have standards!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 21, 2019 21:57:41 GMT
Ha! "trying" is the word! Trying me patience for a start Anyway, you might do "standard" but with me it's deluxe all the way and a certain beardy genius is very well aware of that
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Post by BSJ on Nov 21, 2019 22:26:33 GMT
It's done. The gloves are off!
Another example of my HIGH STANDARDS is the award winning artistry of my application of mascara, and her dear sister eyeliner, on our Lord Dames most magnificent eyes and lashes! This is the reason he eats tolerates your *clears throat* DELUXE tea!
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 21, 2019 22:46:23 GMT
I'm no Lord and certainly no Dame, but I was more than happy with Uno's bara brith. Of course, rock n roll royalty might have other -more demanding- standards... As for BSJ 's legendary mascara applications, I'm yet to experience one. Would I have to put two slices of cucumber on my eyes?
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Post by unomusette on Nov 21, 2019 23:20:48 GMT
Excuse me, but I think you'll find that until he's sat and absorbed the steam from me teapot, thus unclogging your over enthusiastic application of the black stuff, he can't even see where he's going. Of course he's far too polite to say so. But I'm not *loads catapult with rock hard full bodied bara brith and takes aim at Toledo*
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Post by BSJ on Nov 22, 2019 18:22:15 GMT
Really?! Helmut83 ? You want to get in the middle of a ninja groupie twin kerfluffle? Please. I beg of you to move out of the way. I will answer your question about cucumbers, though. Damey uses numerous slices of cucumbers on each eye, plus an ice pack, or two, and sometimes, but mostly, streams of eye drops between. It really hinges on how strong the nasty acidic cloud that rolls up from his cuppa full of god knows what THAT WOMAN brews on any certain day.
It has one thinking. Is this the cause of the poor man having to wear his aviators all the time? *great big number of arrows made of mascara and eyeliner wands are being nock and aimed by the “WILDS OF TOLEDO” Archery Club, with fierce love and precision toward the town of Penarth!*
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 22, 2019 18:58:05 GMT
BSJ, you are right, why get in the middle when one can get a comfortable seat on one side and enjoy the show? I would eat a salad made of -among other things- cucumbers which have been in the Lord Dame's eyes. * looks out of the window * What's that arrow that just fell in the garden?
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Post by BSJ on Nov 22, 2019 19:36:42 GMT
The club does have their directional problems.
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