Me sweet dear Toots ninja twiin. After all these years, has it ever popped into your wicked mind that Lord Dame prefers your tea over mine? I never hear him whine when he's slurping your tea and making a pig of himself on your freshly baked Welsh Bara Brith cake.
Another example of my HIGH STANDARDS is the award winning artistry of my application of mascara, and her dear sister eyeliner, on our Lord Dames most magnificent eyes and lashes! This is the reason he eats tolerates your *clears throat* DELUXE tea!
Excuse me, but I think you'll find that until he's sat and absorbed the steam from me teapot, thus unclogging your over enthusiastic application of the black stuff, he can't even see where he's going. Of course he's far too polite to say so. But I'm not
*loads catapult with rock hard full bodied bara brith and takes aim at Toledo*
It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny
Really?! Helmut83 ? You want to get in the middle of a ninja groupie twin kerfluffle? Please. I beg of you to move out of the way.
I will answer your question about cucumbers, though. Damey uses numerous slices of cucumbers on each eye, plus an ice pack, or two, and sometimes, but mostly, streams of eye drops between. It really hinges on how strong the nasty acidic cloud that rolls up from his cuppa full of god knows what THAT WOMAN brews on any certain day.
It has one thinking. Is this the cause of the poor man having to wear his aviators all the time?
*great big number of arrows made of mascara and eyeliner wands are being nock and aimed by the “WILDS OF TOLEDO” Archery Club, with fierce love and precision toward the town of Penarth!*
elophile: OH, Yes! Will you take a little sip when no one is looking?
Jun 23, 2020 20:10:41 GMT
Horacewimp: I’ll check and see if he takes sugar ::smileys-thumbs-951446::
Jun 23, 2020 20:47:50 GMT
elophile: I bet he takes honey... good for the vocal chords!
Jun 26, 2020 0:41:49 GMT
elophile: And no milk. You don't want to get all phlegmy...
Jun 26, 2020 0:42:37 GMT
Grroosss: Well. I discovered r/ELOcirclejerk and the ELO Discord yesterday. Lots to offer (and fans my age!) but too much chaos to take in all at once... Feels good to be back home ::animated-smileys-hug-008::
Jun 30, 2020 22:06:28 GMT
BSJ: Circlejerk is waaaaaay out there!
Jun 30, 2020 22:53:00 GMT
Helmut83: Is there an ELO Discord? Good data, Grroosss! Gotta check it out, I've been a regular at discord since about two months ago when quarentine boredom drove me there.
Jul 5, 2020 3:12:01 GMT
Helmut83: I couldn't find it though. Maybe you got mixed up with Reddit?
Jul 5, 2020 3:18:29 GMT
orioles70: hope all good forum members saved some fireworks to set off tonight for 50th anniversary festivities, I personally arranged for a comet to arrive right on schedule, try to Zoom in with your telescope and see the bright orange and blue streamers
Jul 14, 2020 1:58:56 GMT
BIuebird: Hello forum friends! I apologize for my long absence, we've had quite a bit of stressful stuff going on.
Jul 14, 2020 13:49:08 GMT
Horacewimp: Hey BIuebird great to see you back hope you are keeping well ::c0112::
Jul 14, 2020 14:16:05 GMT
BSJ: Hi BIuebird! Happy to see you! ::t31232::
Jul 14, 2020 18:05:14 GMT