Me sweet dear Toots ninja twiin. After all these years, has it ever popped into your wicked mind that Lord Dame prefers your tea over mine? I never hear him whine when he's slurping your tea and making a pig of himself on your freshly baked Welsh Bara Brith cake.
Another example of my HIGH STANDARDS is the award winning artistry of my application of mascara, and her dear sister eyeliner, on our Lord Dames most magnificent eyes and lashes! This is the reason he eats tolerates your *clears throat* DELUXE tea!
Excuse me, but I think you'll find that until he's sat and absorbed the steam from me teapot, thus unclogging your over enthusiastic application of the black stuff, he can't even see where he's going. Of course he's far too polite to say so. But I'm not
*loads catapult with rock hard full bodied bara brith and takes aim at Toledo*
It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny
Really?! Helmut83 ? You want to get in the middle of a ninja groupie twin kerfluffle? Please. I beg of you to move out of the way.
I will answer your question about cucumbers, though. Damey uses numerous slices of cucumbers on each eye, plus an ice pack, or two, and sometimes, but mostly, streams of eye drops between. It really hinges on how strong the nasty acidic cloud that rolls up from his cuppa full of god knows what THAT WOMAN brews on any certain day.
It has one thinking. Is this the cause of the poor man having to wear his aviators all the time?
*great big number of arrows made of mascara and eyeliner wands are being nock and aimed by the “WILDS OF TOLEDO” Archery Club, with fierce love and precision toward the town of Penarth!*
lasttrain929: Thank you eloneen, until yesterday I had never heard of these insects. They live a strange life. Not sure about Circada ice cream or pizza though, not for me.....
May 30, 2021 9:17:00 GMT
Timeblue: After weeks of horrible weather, Mr Blue is living here today!
May 30, 2021 13:00:47 GMT
eloneen: Timeblue I hope you enjoy it! It was sunny and in the 90s here most of last week, with some rain. Today it's cloudy and barely making it into the 60s. Crazy NC weather! ::m1809::
May 30, 2021 17:28:57 GMT
orioles70: with warmer (HOT) weather, the cicadas have gotten noisy. A local news reporter used an app on her phone and said it registered in the mid 80s for dbs (hearing protection recommended). They're not quite that bad in my yard.
Jun 7, 2021 13:56:44 GMT
orioles70: I was driving to the dump today on a road called Beaver Dam Road when what should cross the road but a pair of beaver (mother and child). Guess they named that road well.
Jun 12, 2021 20:28:39 GMT