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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:01:37 GMT
Mik (who was not very bright) Was playing his violin at night. Said "I won't play any more If I cant see the score. Won't somebody turn on a light!"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:06:45 GMT
Jeff only listened to Craig Whose advice was often quite vague When asked where to tour He replied "Marston Moor Or alternatively play in the Hague"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:15:05 GMT
Jet,as a label Was often quite able To put out a number of hits ElO's were the biggest With the blue violinist But others the absolute pits.
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Post by Timeblue on Mar 28, 2024 13:18:17 GMT
Well well Jeff's decided to tour Playing the same as before? Don't try to guess He might play the mess Commonly known as " The Moor" How very dare you.....
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:20:48 GMT
"I cant play my bass" Said Kelly, "No matter how hard I try, I've bashed and boshed it, I've hit it with a welly, But last train to london Still makes me cry!"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:21:55 GMT
Well well Jeff's decided to tour Playing the same as before? Don't try to guess He might play the mess Commonly known as " The Moor" How very dare you..... Sorry , quiet day at work!
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:33:15 GMT
Hugh McDowell Was feeling quite foul A strangeness in his belly He then turned to Mel And said "What the hell!? I'm too ill to be playing my Celly"
(I'm so sorry!)
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:38:41 GMT
"My son's song's have got no tune in" Jeffery's Dad was was feeling some dread Jeff thought "I'll show him, This one will throw him" And wrote "Can't get it out of my head"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 13:52:53 GMT
Down the road saw a pipe , stuck his head in He whistled away, heard the tune ring Jeff said " well I'm blowed I'm really quite proud, I think that I'll try some producing"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 14:18:11 GMT
Bev Bev The musical drummer Drove his car like it was a Hummer. "Get out of my way You Wimp in that (Hillman) Imp Or you won't be driving all summer"
(ooh a bit violent that one! I'm sure Bev is a perfect gent behind the wheel)
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 14:24:46 GMT
From the Eldorado sessions
The String section shut all their cases And some of them pulled funny faces. "The Union says, Be on your way We need to be in other places"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 14:36:46 GMT
Up on a mountain Jeffery sat Wearing shades and a big blue hat The clouds had gone, The sun shone high So then he wrote Mr Blue Sky
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 14:42:41 GMT
Young Richard Tandy Was incredibly handy With all of his fingers and thumbs He said "Music-ally There's no one quite like me I can even play with my bum!"
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 15:22:54 GMT
When Jeffery played at wembley His knees they went all trembly He played all of the hits (And none of them were S***) To fans who had assemblied!
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Post by nickheynes on Mar 28, 2024 15:39:19 GMT
Remembering words is tricky Said Jeff to his friend Dicky Sometimes they come Sometimes they don't So I use ones that are alternatively
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