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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 21, 2014 16:37:28 GMT
And dosey doe your partner  * I hope JLN doesn't mind my dancing smiley |
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Post by BSJ on Oct 21, 2014 16:39:32 GMT
 Clever! Best post of the day! |
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 21, 2014 16:40:12 GMT
Let's hope not. That would mean trouble in the band before our first single is even released, which would make us the most confictive band in the world, but on the other hand that would make us great in the eyes of the fans.
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Post by jefflynnenut on Oct 21, 2014 17:00:44 GMT
Or we could even give a private, intimate show in the barn at night. I'm sure the faintings index there would be around 80%. Ye from the smell of BULLSHIT! Ha Ha! Sorry COWS! |
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 21, 2014 18:15:39 GMT
Haha... I assume the cows won't get offended. You said bullshit after all, not cowshit.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 21, 2014 19:16:50 GMT
Let's hope not. That would mean trouble in the band before our first single is even released, which would make us the most confictive band in the world, but on the other hand that would make us great in the eyes of the fans. As your manager (30% plus taxes and my own limousine) I must insist upon a certain amount of conflict, legal action, tantrums and all out fisticuffs now and again, otherwise the band can never join the upper reaches of stardom. Oh, and more music would help. And I'm afraid all that Big Wheeling will have to stop, no insurance company will cover you for the inevitable disastrous accident (well, not for the pathetic amount that will be left over once I've taken my cut of the profits). Will G'mork be joining the outfit as Head of Security, Helmut? Will he expect to be paid in chickens? This could have a bad effect on our farmyard backing artistes - might he consider becoming a vegetarian? In the meantime, if everyone could let me know what they want for their part of the backstage rider I can start making a list up for potential gigs.   |
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 21, 2014 19:36:02 GMT
When can I expect my advance payment to hit my off shore bank account, the animals don't feed themselves and hay is expensive. Cheap wine, bottle of Amaretto, twiglets, scampi fries, life size poster of Chereene and a box of tissues should suffice  |
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Post by jefflynnenut on Oct 21, 2014 19:41:34 GMT
When can I expect my advance payment to hit my off shore bank account, the animals don't feed themselves and hay is expensive. Cheap wine, bottle of Amaretto, twiglets, scampi fries, life size poster of Chereene and a box of tissues should suffice Bahahaha! !!!! Nice one!! I just want the whiskey, cocaine, and you can have the poster there Horace! I'll take Chereene. Musicians come first. Y'all open my whiskey and roll my joints! Ye!!! |
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Post by unomusette on Oct 21, 2014 19:51:35 GMT
*scribbles busily*
Hmm, cheap wine won't be a problem, not so sure about Chereene though. Will the lady from the chip shop down the road be OK as a substitute? I've promised her a ride on the donkey and some free range eggs and she's quite up for it - she'll even wear the white coat and bring the fish slice along. Admit it, you're tempted, aren't you?
Off shore bank account? Sounds like a good idea, I'll open one in my name so I can keep a close eye on the loot when it comes rolling in. It should only take a few months to release your instalments once you've filled out the request forms in triplicate and told me all your pin numbers and promised to wash the limo for me. Easy.
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Post by BSJ on Oct 21, 2014 20:03:05 GMT
You can all thank me! Is she not going to be the bestest manager!  |
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Post by unomusette on Oct 21, 2014 20:06:24 GMT
These words she speaks are true  Especially when you consider that the alternative is a certain Mr C. Fruin... |
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 21, 2014 20:10:43 GMT
Thank God I have BSJ to help me deal with these birds of prey. Everyone's asking for a piece for themselves! Why don't you just commit yourselves to working, you bunch of greedy, lazy devils (Unomusette, I'm doing my share of fighting here... would that be enough for a while or should I attack my bandmates more often?). And I'm afraid all that Big Wheeling will have to stop, no insurance company will cover you for the inevitable disastrous accident Please address Mr. Rob 2095 on this subject. He is the one inducing me to that highly risky but quite addictive sport. As for G'mork, yes, he will be Head of Security, and no, that glutton old wolf expects to be paid in sheep and calves. I've told him we haven't got any way of getting those, so don't even let him know Horace has a farm. I also hope he doesn't realize when he listens to our songs, because, you know, that grumpy creature is not nice when he is angry. |
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Post by unomusette on Oct 21, 2014 20:34:19 GMT
Thank God I have BSJ to help me deal with these birds of prey. Everyone's asking for a piece for themselves! Why don't you just commit yourselves to working, you bunch of greedy, lazy devils (Unomusette, I'm doing my share of fighting here... would that be enough for a while or should I attack my bandmates more often)? And I'm afraid all that Big Wheeling will have to stop, no insurance company will cover you for the inevitable disastrous accident Please address Mr. Rob 2095 on this subject. He is the one inducing me to that highly risky but quite addictive sport. As for G'mork, yes, he will be Head of Security, and no, that glutton old wolf expects to be paid in sheep and calves. I've told him we haven't got any way of getting those, so don't even let him know Horace has a farm. I also hope he doesn't realize when he listens to our songs, because, you know, that grumpy creature is not nice when he is angry. Excellent, Helmut - this kind of whiney diva attitude will be the making of the band. I have a sneaky feeling Horace W might be plotting to get the animals on his side though - after all he is the one who's squeezing feeding them and that goes a long way with farmyard creatures. Whilst Rob isn't looking I've padlocked the Big Wheeler to the drainpipe, that should put paid to his madcap speed-obsessed outings. You must be strong and resist it when he tells you about impressing young ladies and looking cool, it's all lies. A nice cup of tea and some of that cake from the Welsh people in Trevelin is just as much fun, trust me. As for G'mork, I'm assuming that as he hasn't eaten you yet you've plainly had a long and successful relationship and have found a substitute for calves and sheep. Perhaps the lady from the chip shop could bring along some haddock and sausages in batter? |
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2014 6:30:58 GMT
Hey, unomusette and BSJ! I have good news for you. Given that lately you have been so demanding about wages, extras, percentages, bonuses, commissions and every other form of payment imaginable to reward your function as the band's parasites management, I have found a duty that would justify at least a small fraction of what you demand: making a videoclip for the song. Once the song is complete I could send it to you and you could make a video with images related to what the song is narrating at the moment, the noises of the animals that are heard and/or the instruments that are sounding, so that we can present the song to the public directly with it's videoclip. What do you say? Do you see yourselves capable of such a titanic effort? |
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 26, 2014 9:14:07 GMT
Hey, unomusette and BSJ! I have good news for you. Given that lately you have been so demanding about wages, extras, percentages, bonuses, commissions and every other form of payment imaginable to reward your function as the band's parasites management, I have found a duty that would justify at least a small fraction of what you demand: making a videoclip for the song. Once the song is complete I could send it to you and you could make a video with images related to what the song is narrating at the moment, the noises of the animals that are heard and/or the instruments that are sounding, so that we can present the song to the public directly with it's videoclip. What do you say? Do you see yourselves capable of such a titanic effort? I am thinking something done on a mobile phone would be fine |
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, but we're OK. 
Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?