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Post by unomusette on Nov 3, 2014 23:47:19 GMT
Otis Wilbury has devised an ingenious plan to reclaim Dame Jeffy's shades, He will make a surprise ambush at his bungalow by using his loyal army of DRUM MACHINES! The Lord Dame is not afraid of a Drum Machine in any shape or form. Remember he has already vanquished the Custard King Bevan. Plus he has a LOT of spare shades, courtesy of a special diversification offer from the Eyeliner and Mascara Repository. He's their best customer. To choose his actual favourites would be like that scene in Indiana Jones where he has to find the Holy Grail. And choosing the wrong one...ouchie Finally, after spending time with the ingenious and volatile BSJ, NOTHING surprises him any more.
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Post by PowWow on Nov 3, 2014 23:50:49 GMT
Dame Jeffery now has to confront himself from a parallel universe, called... OTIS WILBURY! *dun dun dun* Ha! He barely has a handle on his eyeliner! Always need to go slow with the Dame! Otis doesn't need petty eyeliner! His sunglasses has been surgically attached to his face since 1974, and his eye colour has been unconfirmed since! And did I mention Wilbury has his own ELO ship?
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Post by BSJ on Nov 3, 2014 23:53:27 GMT
As we have read, only Ringo knows for sure what shades are his favorite!
This unicorn might surprise him (Dame startles easily) but his ninja groupies will be there.
So watch out!!
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Post by PowWow on Nov 4, 2014 0:09:41 GMT
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Post by BSJ on Nov 4, 2014 0:19:13 GMT
Yes, now that might make Jeff, Genius drop one of his favorite shades!
Now, don't be hurtin' the Dame! Besides the ninja groupies, that two headed dragon that lurks these pages has a vested interest in Lord Jeff, too! ROAR!!!!!
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Post by PowWow on Nov 4, 2014 0:43:43 GMT
He won't be hurting the dame as long as Otis has those shades!
Besides, the Dragons couldn't resist listening to some of his classics such as:
LOL, its ELO ELO 2: Electric Light Boogaloo On a Thursday Fleetwood Brougham Faceless Music A New Weird Record Out of Ideas Tubthumpery Thyme Secret Massages Fulfilment of Contract
And let's not forget the masterpiece that is!
C'mon and Zoom Zoom Zoom-A-Zoom
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Post by PowWow on Nov 4, 2014 18:41:00 GMT
And might I suggest Dame Jeffy be aware of Otis' army of complete randomness!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 4, 2014 22:38:22 GMT
Yes, now that might make Jeff, Genius drop one of his favorite shades!
Now, don't be hurtin' the Dame! Besides the ninja groupies, that two headed dragon that lurks these pages has a vested interest in Lord Jeff, too! ROAR!!!!! Yeah, ROARRRR! And further to that, SNARRLLL! I would imagine that if The Genius spotted that great big ship he'd just imagine it was part of his epic new stage set, whip out his geetar and start strumming furiously. Cue millions and billions of fans converging upon him, with only his faithful ninja groupies to keep him safe (whilst selling the fans lots of dodgy merch, natch)
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Post by BSJ on Nov 4, 2014 22:52:12 GMT
Yes, now that might make Jeff, Genius drop one of his favorite shades!
Now, don't be hurtin' the Dame! Besides the ninja groupies, that two headed dragon that lurks these pages has a vested interest in Lord Jeff, too! ROAR!!!!! Yeah, ROARRRR! And further to that, SNARRLLL! I would imagine that if The Genius spotted that great big ship he'd just imagine it was part of his epic new stage set, whip out his geetar and start strumming furiously. Cue millions and billions of fans converging upon him, with only his faithful ninja groupies to keep him safe (whilst selling the fans lots of dodgy merch, natch) Don't forget Lucyfer and her henchcats!
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Post by PowWow on Nov 4, 2014 22:54:42 GMT
Yes, now that might make Jeff, Genius drop one of his favorite shades!
Now, don't be hurtin' the Dame! Besides the ninja groupies, that two headed dragon that lurks these pages has a vested interest in Lord Jeff, too! ROAR!!!!! Yeah, ROARRRR! And further to that, SNARRLLL! I would imagine that if The Genius spotted that great big ship he'd just imagine it was part of his epic new stage set, whip out his geetar and start strumming furiously. Cue millions and billions of fans converging upon him, with only his faithful ninja groupies to keep him safe (whilst selling the fans lots of dodgy merch, natch) Can an ELO stage set do this?
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Post by BSJ on Nov 23, 2014 5:42:07 GMT
OK, Kids. I've done a Jeff Lynne and re-wrote the chapter about his history making concert. Not happy with the original. For continuity I kept this chapter in the same place on page 5. Keep your copy of the original, it will be eBayable, and a heated discussion on the forum one day.
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Post by unomusette on Nov 23, 2014 20:30:05 GMT
Oho, this is getting serious... Surely the original can't be bettered? Unless there's more smut, perhaps? *potters off to read, slightly apprehensive* Edit: Crying, literally crying laughing here - poor Chris Evans! And the mayhem is even more frantic and hilarious, nice work Snooks! I only have to create a Christmas card and record a number one song and I promise to write more pronto....unless the Custard King makes an appearance...
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Post by PowWow on Nov 24, 2014 15:22:49 GMT
Alright then, Here's the deal: Bev Bevan (now demoted to Custard prince due to his humiliating defeat) has started a new enterprise in promoting his own brand of yellow custard, in the hopes of dominating the custard market. He plans only to use any ethical means necessary in order to sell his product, he also plans to sway the Great Dame to sponsor his custard brand. But there's something sinister lurking behind his charming facade
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Post by BSJ on Nov 24, 2014 15:34:20 GMT
& together again!
I'm already laughing!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 24, 2014 21:27:26 GMT
Y'know, I'm sure this is the first time the words "Custard" and "World Domination" will be linked. I'm quite overcome. Sniffle. Go for it!
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