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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:16:18 GMT
Anyway, that's obviously not Horacewimp in the photo, because (a) He always wears novelty underpants with things like Superman and Smurfs on them*, and (b) He wouldn't have had them on anyway by that stage of the do if it was any good *spied on his washing line during normal ninja surveillance
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:17:42 GMT
They are pointing in utter amazement at the custard King in the distance. Does the Custard King also carry small gu... I mean... yeah, he has a funny face!
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:21:36 GMT
Uno, you make clear how you came to know of point (a) -"during normall ninja surveillance" you say-. Let's suppose it's so. But how did you come to know about point (b)? I guess normal ninja surveillance doesn't include going to hen dos, does it?
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Post by PowWow on Oct 26, 2015 22:24:33 GMT
Hey Helmut, I eventually found a room for us!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:27:50 GMT
Uno, you make clear how you came to know of point (a) -"during normall ninja surveillance" you say-. Let's suppose it's so. But how did you come to know about point (b)? I guess normal ninja surveillance doesn't include going to hen dos, does it? Surveillance, no. But in the interests of having a really good time then we ninjas often go to hen dos, life isn't all about spanking and lightning-fast revenge. Well, alright, it mostly is all about those things
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:28:04 GMT
Hey Helmut, I eventually found a room for us! Am I supposed to be the fat one there on that wall? Is that the image you have of me??? You can keep your room for yourself. Call me back when you are able to judge me by my inner beauty! * walks off offended and spiteful *
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:29:44 GMT
Hey Helmut, I eventually found a room for us! Do I sense entrapment? Have you been hired to test Helmut83's devotion? Edit: looks like a massive fail if so, reading the last post...
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:30:16 GMT
Surveillance, no. But in the interests of having a really good time then we ninjas often go to hen dos, life isn't all about spanking and lightning-fast revenge. Well, alright, it mostly is all about those things I'm taking note. Now we know when "Dammey" will be most unprotected and vulnerable...
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Post by PowWow on Oct 26, 2015 22:32:59 GMT
Hey Helmut, I eventually found a room for us! Do I sense entrapment? Have you been hired to test Helmut83's devotion? No one can resist the luxuries of a love hotel, and I'm heavily devoted to use it!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:34:30 GMT
I'm taking note. Now we know when "Dammey" will be most unprotected... Eh? He's always right there with us, he's a fool for a finger buffet and a giant cocktail with a monkey on a stick and lots of sparklers smiley-cool15
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:37:11 GMT
I quite like the painting on the wall, it looks like Helmut the one on the left is all puffed up with luuurve and it's escaping in a shower of little hearts with such force it's blowing back the hair of their partner, n'awww
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:43:11 GMT
No one can resist the luxuries of a love hotel, and I'm heavily devoted to use it! Uno is right, Powwow, I'd love to help you inaugurate that kid-oriented love room, but acording to Uno I have inadvertently offered marriage in Welsh to Horace a few weeks ago, so it seems I'm taken (although I could come back to you once I've divorced and taken all of his money). For the time being, I can only lend you my cousin Hanna, maybe she likes the room as well. As you can see on her T-shirt, she's a big ELO fan so you'll have at least a subject to start with: I know she isn't as attractive as me, sorry about that...
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Post by PowWow on Oct 26, 2015 22:44:28 GMT
So when could I lend her back then? XD
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 26, 2015 22:46:08 GMT
So when could I lend her back then? XD Keep her for the weekend, then send me a few crates of cider in echange.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 26, 2015 22:46:09 GMT
Oi! Tell Hanna not to indulge in any naughtiness in that den of vice unless PowWow gives her a diamond ring and a sincere promise of respect. Tsk.
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