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Post by nickheynes on Aug 20, 2015 7:44:52 GMT

Here we go then: this is my wife's favourite

two eggs are boiling in a saucepan
"bloody hell it's hot in here" says one
"wait till you get outside" says the second.
"they smash yer head in!"

(I'm so sorry)

Chippa Megastar Posts: 2,557	Face the Music Aug 20, 2015 20:21:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chippa on Aug 20, 2015 20:21:27 GMT Gotta go with Evil Woman. Instant classic.

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