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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 19:31:13 GMT
... you give a little cheer when you see a car with the three letters ELO on its numberplate. This happened to me, as I drove to work this afternoon. Smart white car. I thought perhaps it was Horace driving, but couldn't spot any farm animals in the back seat. Maybe he'd stowed them in the boot. Rumour has it that here has been some trouble between Horace and his animals lately. I'm not sure how much truth there might be in that, but I know that Horace's single " Oh!" included some women making noises instead of animals, something which might have offended some of the farm's lodgers. Horace pleaded that the disco atmosphere of that song didn't make up for animal sounds on it... BUT... despite his defense, the next thing he did was releasing his last single " River view", a country song which called for farm animal sounds all over, yet they weren't invited to participate... again! Apparently this was too much to bear for Patrice the Turkey and his multispecial followers, so that might be the reason you saw Horace's back seat empty. But again, you never know how much of this might be true. There's always a bit of speculation around so successful artists. It all has something to do with the contract I signed, the balance of power has now changed, I don't need these animals taking all my money.
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Post by Helmut83 on Apr 29, 2015 19:40:51 GMT
Why does this story sound familiar?
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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 19:51:24 GMT
I'm thinking of staying at home and helping to produce material by Tedblight and Secretmessenger never to tour or release any new music again.
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 29, 2015 20:10:48 GMT
Meanwhile, the farm animals will continue to tour as Squeal 'n' Low Part II.. until they hear from Horace's lawyers...
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 29, 2015 20:11:41 GMT
... and then they'll have to change their name to The Porkestra.
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Post by Helmut83 on Apr 29, 2015 20:22:37 GMT
Stop playing the Jeff and release some new music already, Horace! Your fandom is claiming for it.
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 29, 2015 20:35:14 GMT
Some of the animals are doing their own thing - Patrice The Turkey released his version of Let There Be Drumsticks, to much acclaim from his fans.
And the farm cat, a small cute furry character, formed Felineski and had a hit with Mog Dance.
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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 20:35:41 GMT
Stop playing the Jeff and release some new music already, Horace! Your fandom is claiming for it. I'm working on a new album it will be out next week or maybe the week after, definitely by the end of the year, I think, maybe check with my management.
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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 20:37:38 GMT
Those pesky animals always held me back, they would be BBQ fodder if I had my way
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Post by Helmut83 on Apr 29, 2015 20:39:31 GMT
Hey, Horace... at that music awards festival you were invited to, wasn't the photograph of Patrice the Turkey, the cat from Felineski and all those guys stuck in the back of the seats that were supposed to be yours?
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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 20:44:27 GMT
Hey, Horace... at that music awards festival you were invited to, wasn't the photograph of Patrice the Turkey, the cat from Felineski and all those guys stuck in the back of the seats that were supposed to be yours? Don't talk to me about it speak to my lawyer, by the way my new album is to be released under the name Horace Wimps EAO, I own the name so
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 29, 2015 20:44:44 GMT
Oh yes, wasn't it the Granary Awards? Will Horace Wimp's EAO be playing a one-off gig at Herd Park?
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Post by Horacewimp on Apr 29, 2015 20:52:42 GMT
We might be ask Chris Evans, if we do it will also feature my only friend Richard Tamarin
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Post by vlogdance on Apr 29, 2015 21:21:25 GMT
You'll have "Sciurine" Allen to accompany you.
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Post by Helmut83 on Apr 29, 2015 22:41:23 GMT
Hahaha ... for both of you.
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