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[Helmut83]

Jan 10, 2015 22:41:51 GMT Horacewimp said:

You have sussed me out



But I can put up with the view

Is that the guest you will be bringing to the hot tub?

[Horacewimp]

Jan 10, 2015 22:47:49 GMT BSJ said:

Goofs all of ya!! Bikes, booze, algebra formulas!

Give me a good old crate any day! (can't find a crate in smileys H W)

You are all packed up and good to go

[BSJ]

Jan 11, 2015 10:12:51 GMT Horacewimp said:

Jan 10, 2015 22:47:49 GMT BSJ said:

Goofs all of ya!! Bikes, booze, algebra formulas!

Give me a good old crate any day! (can't find a crate in smileys H W)

You are all packed up and good to go

Seems a bit weather beaten and the chains might be a bit much. Well, what can a ninja expect when it's a ppod!

Plop me in the ocean H W, times a wasting!

I hope sharks can't read!

[Horacewimp]

For many days I travelled to a distant place and land, it was hard I tell you riding a bike and carrying the hot tub at the same time.



Eventually I made it along with WW, Uno and BSJ, the first thing we had to do was set up the hot tub, we couldn't let Helmut and Chereene sit in cold water, me and the ninjas thought it only right to test it out.



Finally Helmut arrived and we let him enjoy his prize



WW seemed to get the wrong idea and while Helmut and Chereene went to the bar for a quick drink of beer, cheap wine or Amaretto he made the hot tub his home.



Helmut was such a gent he bought me my own personal hot tub to try, it was a tight squeeze but its the thought that counts.



After a few drinks we left the winners to relax and enjoy the view.



Suddenly we heard a noise, it was only the Lord Dame himself who had just returned from a meal out with his mates, we all hid in the undergrowth, Jeff spotted the hot tub and mumbled something about it must be my payment for the Hyde Park gig.

[Buttler]

[Helmut83]

lol

Dafuck! This deserves a whole new award for this gentleman! Jury ladies, please come back from your (semi-perpetual) holidays and judge this poetry-imagery piece of art as it is deserved!

Horace, I'm sorry about your own hot tub being a bit tight. It was not that I didn't want to spend much of my prize on you; it's that I thought Rosie Vela was going to come along and share the tub with you, so I thought in those circumstances you would have thanked me if the tub didn't have too much room.

In any case, you don't seem to have had a bad time with the ninja groupies. I had a great time with Chereene and we got to be quite close, as the photos show.

[BSJ]

Hey! You gave me boobs! Big ‘uns! Hope I don’t topple over on me face!

Uno and I will have a conference when she wakes up. *kicks the bed* I see no reason why we can’t set up schedules and you all can tag team with this Lovely Lady (What’s it)! This can only happen if you share the schedule with Lord Dame, Jeff Genius and his favorite ninja’s!  

Helmut, so confident! You've had this fantasy before!

Damey looks very pissed. And the reason for this is!? (Please don’t cop out and say he’s has gas!)  smiley-cool15     H W? Really!? Swiping shades from Lord Dame’s archives!?! WW’s belly is so hairy! Hate to clean out the trap after his immersion!

 

Golden!!

[unomusette]

Woooo! Blimey, Horace, I'm so pleased you made this photo record - my memory of the whole event is rather blurry. This goes a long way to explaining:

The purple mankini in the washing basket

BSJ's constant parading about smirking with her chest stuck out, and browsing the "Spangly Bras for The Well Endowed" website

Heart shaped carvings in every wooden surface containing the message "H <3 C" - I thought it was secret alien messages but now all is revealed

The mysterious hairy thing in the plughole, lucky I saw your post before phoning Blitz That Beaver Blockage Inc - apparently there's been a lot of trouble with the dam-building rodents getting stuck in pipework round these parts so I thought it was one of them. On reflection, if we want to shift it, BTBB might be the best men for the job....

The CCTV footage of a strange dripping man staggering around the shrubbery wearing a green metal boob tube - it was you! If you need some vaseline to get it off, there's probably some in the shed

All that is a massive load off my mind and proves I'm not going mad, thanks Horace! I bet Damey would want to pass on his grateful thanks too, look at his satisfied expression as he soaks away his cares in the tub smiley-cool15

And finally, I must say what a lovely couple Helmut and Chereene make, seeing them so happy together makes me fill up, sniffle I predict a wedding.....

[BSJ]

Jan 12, 2015 20:59:51 GMT unomusette said:

And finally, I must say what a lovely couple Helmut and Chereene make, seeing them so happy together makes me fill up, sniffle I predict a wedding.....

First call for Ninja of Honor!

[Horacewimp]

I think Chereene did have a good time, she has just posted up these new photos, the break must've done her some good.

[unomusette]

Oho! That is surely the grin of a woman in love - is Helmut hiding somewhere in that frilly skirt?

[Helmut83]

Nah, I'm a bit too big for hiding under that skirt. The only sign of me you can see in those photos is her smile.

[unomusette]

Jan 12, 2015 21:17:19 GMT BSJ said:

First call for Ninja of Honor!

Curses, I was too slow!

Never mind, I shall recline majestically at Damey's right hand in the VIP viewing area, and have first go at the wedding cocktails, hurray!

[BSJ]

Jan 12, 2015 21:21:12 GMT Horacewimp said:

I think Chereene did have a good time, she has just posted up these new photos, the break must've done her some good.

PLEASE don't tell me that these are now smileys? I'm afraid to look!!

[BSJ]

Jan 12, 2015 21:29:08 GMT unomusette said:

Jan 12, 2015 21:17:19 GMT BSJ said:

First call for Ninja of Honor!

Curses, I was too slow!

Never mind, I shall recline majestically at Damey's right hand in the VIP viewing area, and have first go at the wedding cocktails, hurray!

Bitch.