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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 16, 2014 16:37:00 GMT
Helmut is disappointed, when he saw the thread title he thought you had found a picture of Chereene in a santa suit How fantastic would that be, Horace? How fantastic? I bet there must be some pictures out there but Mrs. Wimp must have been rake combing the internet to delete them all.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 16:42:31 GMT
Will this do Helmut?
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 16, 2014 16:47:26 GMT
Not bad, although on most days I tend to like better human species over unicorns.
I bet that picture makes all the unicorns horny... or well, hornier than they usually are.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 16:51:41 GMT
Marks And Spencers new advert states that it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S.
They're right too. It'd be Chrita.
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 17:54:41 GMT
Can you make an insurance claim on your Christmas cake? - Only when it's stollen.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 18:08:58 GMT
BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE STOLLEN WITH A VENGEANCE!
GIVE ME THE ALLAHABADI CAKE ANYDAY!
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 17, 2014 14:10:44 GMT
When should you try to catch snowflakes on your tongue?
After all the birds have flown south for the winter...
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 17, 2014 14:11:07 GMT
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
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Post by jefflynnenut on Dec 19, 2014 18:38:08 GMT
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
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Post by BSJ on Dec 19, 2014 18:42:04 GMT
JLN!!!
and when I catch you
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Post by unomusette on Dec 19, 2014 23:56:42 GMT
Me too, except I'm laughing too much
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 20, 2014 0:35:38 GMT
Hard on him, BSJ! For being a naughty boy!
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