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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 14:52:50 GMT
Let the jokes begin! I'll go first: Why is Santa Claus always smiling? Because he knows where all the bad girls live!
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 15:05:16 GMT
Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer...
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 16, 2014 15:10:01 GMT
What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas dinner? Twerky!
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 15:12:31 GMT
Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box. Such a pity it was a kitten.
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 15:14:57 GMT
At Christmas, what do the royal family play instead of musical chairs?
Game Of Thrones.
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 16, 2014 15:15:38 GMT
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 15:23:44 GMT
What does the Queen call her Christmas broadcast?
The One Show.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 15:23:49 GMT
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 16, 2014 15:32:56 GMT
Child: I want a unicorn for christmas. Santa: Be realistic. Child: Ok, I want a loyal girlfriend. Santa: What colour unicorn do you want?
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 15:36:36 GMT
Our dog ate all the Christmas decorations. We had to have him put up.
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Post by vlogdance on Dec 16, 2014 15:38:13 GMT
Will Farrell has announced he's going to star in a sequel to Elf. It's called Zwolf.
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 16:10:12 GMT
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Post by Horacewimp on Dec 16, 2014 16:17:32 GMT
Helmut is disappointed, when he saw the thread title he thought you had found a picture of Chereene in a santa suit
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Post by PowWow on Dec 16, 2014 16:27:26 GMT
Helmut is disappointed, when he saw the thread title he thought you had found a picture of Chereene in a santa suit Well tough shit! We all want her to play fiddle with our bows, but it's not going to happen isn't it?
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Post by Helmut83 on Dec 16, 2014 16:33:04 GMT
Who am I, the entertainer? OK, here I go with one: Why is Christmas just like your job? Because you do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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