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Post by unomusette on Aug 14, 2021 19:37:44 GMT
Oh dear, this is rather embarrassing. But never mind, one day you will be able to navigate our webpage properly. You see, you were looking at the "Before" page, where we show the terrible jobs previously done by other companies, which we later put right....and I do believe these were the work of a certain cowboy outfit known as "Hold on..." something or other.... smileys-whistling-823718
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 15, 2021 0:04:37 GMT
Oh dear, this is rather embarrassing. But never mind, one day you will be able to navigate our webpage properly. You see, you were looking at the "Before" page, where we show the terrible jobs previously done by other companies, which we later put right....and I do believe these were the work of a certain cowboy outfit known as "Hold on..." something or other.... smileys-whistling-823718 Again that trick of "it was you, not us, who did it"? Time to find a different excuse for your under-minimum-standards works! For example, maybe you could say that each head of the Monster controls only one arm, making it hard to coordinate fine motricity when the two limbs are involved; but in order to make up for that you'll give the customer a discount for each of those flaws... Or more realistically, and closer to your usual style, you could straight out threaten the customer with the Shoe of Doom if he publishes pics of those works.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 15, 2021 0:22:40 GMT
Whatever the standard of work, it's great to see forumheads teaming up to branch into new directions. Perhaps more of us could join forces to contribute to society in other ways? For instance, Chippa and Timeblue could start a British fast food restaurant - Chip Time. queenofthehours and lasttrain929 could form a rail operating company - Queen of the Last Train. And my bandmate Buttler and I could open a twerking academy - Butt Dance. Very clever, Vlog! Maybe Groosss and Onesummerdream could team up from June to August to provide hypnosis sessions of dubious taste - One Gross Summer Dream. Yes, it's the best I could come up with... I know...
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 15, 2021 13:41:29 GMT
Saw these today on my shopping trip, thought the competitors might find them useful [/url]
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Post by Timeblue on Aug 15, 2021 13:51:35 GMT
Whatever the standard of work, it's great to see forumheads teaming up to branch into new directions. Perhaps more of us could join forces to contribute to society in other ways? For instance, Chippa and Timeblue could start a British fast food restaurant - Chip Time. queenofthehours and lasttrain929 could form a rail operating company - Queen of the Last Train. And my bandmate Buttler and I could open a twerking academy - Butt Dance. Very clever, Vlog! Maybe Groosss and Onesummerdream could team up from June to August to provide hypnosis sessions of dubious taste - One Gross Summer Dream.
Yes, it's the best I could come up with... I know... Not as dubious as fluffy 'oles..
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Post by BSJ on Aug 15, 2021 18:09:22 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Aug 15, 2021 19:25:08 GMT
Very clever, Vlog! Maybe Groosss and Onesummerdream could team up from June to August to provide hypnosis sessions of dubious taste - One Gross Summer Dream.
Yes, it's the best I could come up with... I know... Not as dubious as fluffy 'oles.. Oh dear, then you probably won't approve of the hot lingerie company that tightrope, nickheynes and ShardEnder could launch: Tight-nick-er-s
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 24, 2021 20:07:42 GMT
I received an email today with this title, I thought the two headed monster had seen sense and wanted a truce, I was wrong.
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Post by unomusette on Aug 24, 2021 21:00:57 GMT
Ha! Well it's probably too much talking while tiling (probably about football I'm guessing) that's leading to all your bad reviews See, the monster has no problems focussing on the job in hand, what with our telepathic link and all. And there's no need for discussion anyway because we know we are always right on any subject *nods*
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 24, 2021 22:05:21 GMT
See, the monster has no problems focussing on the job in hand "The job in hand"? To have a job in hand, you first need to have a hand... and all you have is a rough paw that's only used to spanking, punching and knocking, so I wouldn't trust it with a job as delicate as handling fragile tiles. And I know customers won't trust it either, so we will emerge victorious!
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Post by BSJ on Aug 24, 2021 22:20:42 GMT
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Post by unomusette on Aug 25, 2021 21:07:50 GMT
Golden! Ah, Helmut83, you'll never know the joy of the claw as a perfect grouting tool. It's just one of the unique ways we create our flawless tiling triumphs
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 25, 2021 21:31:38 GMT
Look, after so much discussion I will give the Two-Headed Monster some credit: they are often not able to do a decent work, but at least they take their faults with humor.
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Post by unomusette on Aug 26, 2021 19:25:45 GMT
That's right, we always leave our clients smiling Unlike the customer of Hold On Tight, Inc, whose bathroom looked like this when all the dodgy tiling they'd done had either fallen off or had to be removed in the interests of safety Shocking
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 26, 2021 20:48:48 GMT
I defend our work. If you want to feel like a real king the throne has to have some elevation above ground level. I'm sure when our happy customer sits there he feels like Philip II looking over his domains.
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