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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 11, 2021 7:47:57 GMT
Great to have a catchy song to celebrate the unforgettable work done by Helmut83 and Horacewimp , lovely work vlogdance ! I'm sure singing it to yourself makes the grouting less of a dreary job, even the third time after the tiles have fallen off yet again. Blasphemy! We don't respond for inappropriate use of the tiles we install. If you don't shoo the doves away and they step on them, it's your responsibility.
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 11, 2021 9:30:08 GMT
Great to have a catchy song to celebrate the unforgettable work done by Helmut83 and Horacewimp , lovely work vlogdance ! I'm sure singing it to yourself makes the grouting less of a dreary job, even the third time after the tiles have fallen off yet again. Blasphemy! We don't respond for inappropriate use of the tiles we install. If you don't shoo the doves away and they step on them, it's your responsibility. All our work has a warranty of up to two hours or from when we drive away from your house, you can’t say fairer than that.
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Post by unomusette on Aug 11, 2021 19:57:51 GMT
Great to have a catchy song to celebrate the unforgettable work done by Helmut83 and Horacewimp , lovely work vlogdance ! I'm sure singing it to yourself makes the grouting less of a dreary job, even the third time after the tiles have fallen off yet again. Blasphemy! We don't respond for inappropriate use of the tiles we install. If you don't shoo the doves away and they step on them, it's your responsibility. Doves? I've heard that a couple of ants were enough to cause a tile avalanche No wonder your van is always being driven at crazy speeds whenever it leaves a job, you must be in the next county within 2 hours...
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Post by BSJ on Aug 11, 2021 23:00:23 GMT
Hold On Tight, Inc (Sutton Coldfield & Buenos Aires) motto:
"Anything worth doing is worth doing badly, because you can always improve on it!"*
*Well... Sometimes.
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 12, 2021 6:36:18 GMT
Blasphemy! We don't respond for inappropriate use of the tiles we install. If you don't shoo the doves away and they step on them, it's your responsibility. All our work has a warranty of up to two hours or from when we drive away from your house, you can’t say fairer than that. Exactly, I don't know what they are complaining about! This smear campaign smells too much like unomusette and her usual partner in crime are about to start up a tiling company of their own and they want to undermine the top companies in the business to make sure there's room for theirs. At least (the few of) our tiles that fall do it randomly, I wouldn't be surprised if she developed one that "coincidentally" falls on her competitors...
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 12, 2021 8:10:26 GMT
Can you imagine the two heads tiling company, every job would cost £1000 and feature Welsh dragons in the design. I can’t see mixing and shovelling adhesive and grout from the driveway will work.
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Post by unomusette on Aug 12, 2021 19:59:44 GMT
Aha! But we have the jump on you, because we can fire our own tiles using our flaming breaths. No queueing at Pilkingtons warehouse for us, undercutting the competition will be easy peasy
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Post by unomusette on Aug 12, 2021 20:01:00 GMT
Anyway, who wouldn't want Welsh dragons in every job? *puzzled*
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Post by Horacewimp on Aug 12, 2021 20:14:50 GMT
Something Helmut83 and I knocked up during our lunch break today, dragons are easy peasy
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Post by unomusette on Aug 12, 2021 20:39:37 GMT
Lovely work, I must say. Shame it looked like this only minutes after you left
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Post by vlogdance on Aug 12, 2021 21:12:32 GMT
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Post by Helmut83 on Aug 13, 2021 1:50:25 GMT
Ah, sometimes people get so envious at our artistry that they simply destroy it. They can't bear that Horace and I are young, rich, beautiful and on top of that successful at what we do. smileys-whistling-823718
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Post by BSJ on Aug 13, 2021 13:54:19 GMT
Delusional.
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Post by BSJ on Aug 13, 2021 14:49:24 GMT
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Post by unomusette on Aug 13, 2021 18:38:35 GMT
Loving this, me Snooks, not only are you beautiful and clever* but you're a dab hand at commercial art as well *admires*
*like me, of course, your faithful twin
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