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Post by helpless on Mar 21, 2021 18:45:32 GMT
The girl is reversible but time is not. Turn back. Turn back. Turn back. Turn back.
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 21, 2021 20:57:02 GMT
(and why is that woman walking backwards?) I told you those houses are usually haunted. It's the spirit of Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk.
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 21, 2021 21:05:49 GMT
stuck in the 70s just like his hair. The '70s won't be the last place where Jeff's hair will get stuck. Look at that air extractor, it's just a matter of time...
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Post by StrangeMagic on Mar 21, 2021 22:01:52 GMT
This home is next door to the "Golden Girls House," the place used for external shots for the television show. Tourists come by there all day long.
The lot is 1/3 an acre smaller than Bungalow Palace, which is atop a hill. This place is in a subdivision, with neighbors who can look over the fence into the windows.
The home has more square footage than Bungalow Palace, but only 400 square feet more.
I'm skeptical Jeff is going to live there. Remember when Jeff bought a home in Santa Barbara in 1994, it was for Sandy.
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Post by unomusette on Mar 21, 2021 22:12:13 GMT
I’ve found a much better house for Jeff, it’s cheaper and stuck in the 70s just like his hair.
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Post by unomusette on Mar 21, 2021 22:18:15 GMT
As I write Damey and I are in hot hot contentious negotiations over B'Palace. Boy, he's tough. " style="max-width:100%;"] He's wanting lawyers to join in concerning the Jacuzzi's under-powdered jets. I have an SOS call in to me ninja twin for what I think is a needed mascara with her sister eyeliner, prop up. After me and me twin are done with the ol boy, he'll plead mercy in our favor. Are you sure the negotiations are for the Bungalow Palace? I just talked to one of his lawyers and he said "we never mentioned 'Palace', so technically speaking, what we are trying to sell them is just a Bungalow". BSJ - really! After all our efforts with the mascara and the feather dusters - I say let's dump the old man and hot foot it to stay with Buttler, those two loungers look just our size and we can soon see off those backwards-walking bimbos
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Post by BSJ on Mar 22, 2021 18:01:19 GMT
Agreed! Buttler HAS to be younger then Damey, right? (Ain't we fickle.)
{Ninja eyes only} What's our plan for sponging off Buttler?
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Post by BSJ on Mar 22, 2021 19:38:49 GMT
Well lookie here. Seems Damey and friends are getting ready for the big move!
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 22, 2021 20:25:24 GMT
I could swear I've seen the man on the left before... oh, I know! He's the tiler! He must have been working on Jeff's roof.
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 22, 2021 20:28:59 GMT
And Jeff doing the vacuuming himself, as if he didn't have money to pay for someone else to do it? The only explanation possible for it is that the lady standing right behind him must have threatened him with eyeliner and mascara.
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Post by Horacewimp on Mar 22, 2021 20:34:57 GMT
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Post by BSJ on Mar 22, 2021 22:11:10 GMT
Seems Damey is having inside work done and is using contractors of repute, as well.
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Post by unomusette on Mar 22, 2021 22:58:45 GMT
Wow!!! I'm SO impressed to see the privileged access you lot have to Damey's new pad, good to see he's sparing no expense in the refurbishment and is still grounded enough to do a spot of hoovering
{Ninja eyes only} Well I think we should start by being model guests, this will take some effort of course but then before Buttler knows it we will be firmly in control. Worked with the old man hehe
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Post by Helmut83 on Mar 23, 2021 1:44:29 GMT
Seems Damey is having inside work done and is using contractors of repute, as well. "Hold on Tight"... Glad to see I've been ascended from employee to partner! I'm sure this is not a mistake by BSJ but the product of Horacewimp 's generosity and magnanimity.
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Post by Horacewimp on Mar 23, 2021 8:19:45 GMT
Seems Damey is having inside work done and is using contractors of repute, as well. "Hold on Tight"... Glad to see I've been ascended from employee to partner! I'm sure this is not a mistake by BSJ but the product of Horacewimp 's generosity and magnanimity. Someone younger needs to take on the tiling once I retire, I’ve reached my “Tilelight” years, you need “Tiles in your life” and with the training you now have they shouldn’t take “The Fall”.
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