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Post by nickheynes on Jan 15, 2015 9:36:41 GMT
She also thought that Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square was dedicated to Nelson Mandela and couldn't understand why there was " a statue of some old sailor geezer" on the top.
Honestly, I could write a book!
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Post by jefflynnenut on Feb 12, 2015 22:26:15 GMT
Another reason why everything is just shit. Sam Smith "cleans up" at the Grammys with a song proved to be a rip off. And the dower faces of shit head celeb famous for being famous and nothing more whilst Rock royalty entertains them.....what I would have done to be standing on the stage with Jeff............. (with an AK47).
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Post by nickheynes on Feb 12, 2015 23:07:44 GMT
Celebrity is vacuous.Talent will out.
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Post by BSJ on Feb 13, 2015 0:07:02 GMT
Another reason why everything is just shit. Sam Smith "cleans up" at the Grammys with a song proved to be a rip off. And the dower faces of shit head celeb famous for being famous and nothing more whilst Rock royalty entertains them.....what I would have done to be standing on the stage with Jeff............. (with an AK47). You'd run out of ammo!
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Post by BSJ on Feb 13, 2015 0:35:34 GMT
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Post by nickheynes on Feb 13, 2015 11:49:13 GMT
That is mint! Oh perfect! I once had an ex girlfriend ask me : why are there spokes in a wheel. A. Yes she was blond. And B. Yes she was extremely attractive. But dang she had the I.Q. of a flip flop.....However my wife showed me a tweet that said "hey just noticed my birthday has fallen on the date every year, crazy eh" ..... Try this 'one for size "Dad?" "yes B" "you know when you were 50 you had a 50th Birthday party?" "It was actually your 51st birthday 'cos your 1st birthday was the day you were born"
She got me there!
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Post by jefflynnenut on Feb 13, 2015 12:25:13 GMT
That is mint! Oh perfect! I once had an ex girlfriend ask me : why are there spokes in a wheel. A. Yes she was blond. And B. Yes she was extremely attractive. But dang she had the I.Q. of a flip flop.....However my wife showed me a tweet that said "hey just noticed my birthday has fallen on the date every year, crazy eh" ..... Try this 'one for size "Dad?" "yes B" "you know when you were 50 you had a 50th Birthday party?" "It was actually your 51st birthday 'cos your 1st birthday was the day you were born"
She got me there!
Right thats it Nick! I'm sending the camera crew to your place! This is comedy gold! Bahahaha! The ultimate reality T.V. show! All your short of is having Ozzy and Sharon over....
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Post by nickheynes on Feb 13, 2015 14:21:06 GMT
Argghhhh! not Mrs O! Mind you I really think I should apply for gogglebox!
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Post by nickheynes on Feb 17, 2015 16:26:19 GMT
Try this 'one for size "Dad?" "yes B" "you know when you were 50 you had a 50th Birthday party?" "It was actually your 51st birthday 'cos your 1st birthday was the day you were born"
She got me there!
Right thats it Nick! I'm sending the camera crew to your place! This is comedy gold! Bahahaha! The ultimate reality T.V. show! All your short of is having Ozzy and Sharon over.... Just remembered another one. We're sitting watching "I'm a celebrity" "Dad?" "Yes B" "I didn't know Rebecca Addlington was really called Rebecca Addlingtonobby" "No, sweetheart That's O.B.E"
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Post by jefflynnenut on Feb 17, 2015 16:47:01 GMT
Right thats it Nick! I'm sending the camera crew to your place! This is comedy gold! Bahahaha! The ultimate reality T.V. show! All your short of is having Ozzy and Sharon over.... Just remembered another one. We're sitting watching "I'm a celebrity" "Dad?" "Yes B" "I didn't know Rebecca Addlington was really called Rebecca Addlingtonobby" "No, sweetheart That's O.B.E"
Oh good God! Thats brilliant! I have a sister in law like this too....She tried to repair a burst hot water bottle with 4 fabric band aids! She also told me she loves 70's music as well....her favorite band is....The 1975!!! I kid you not! she is 21!!
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Post by nickheynes on Feb 17, 2015 16:54:34 GMT
I'd have to introduce her to my daughter, can you imagine the conversations! ha ha ha oh shit I'm actually crying with laughter!!
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Post by jefflynnenut on Mar 5, 2015 16:51:41 GMT
F@#$*&g Ginger tw@ Ed Sheeran is playing 3 sold out nights at Wembley on the strength of one crap single. I have just found another reason why everything is just s***!.
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