Oi! Exactly how many brides are we having here? Don't tell me it's going to turn into a mass wedding like the Moonies used to do? We don't want the forum to end up as a cult, flippin' Tom Cruise will be swarming all over us before we know it
Loving the bridesmaid outfit, suggest nostril corks for Timeblue's hayfever. Or plastic flowers. Or one of those ppe visors all the nurses are wearing these days.
It's all good entertainment, it doesn't cost a penny
Anyone would think that we were there to upstage the happy couple....
You are wrong, Timeblue . You guys are here to buy us presents for our marriage which will automatically be dissolved once the presents are collected which will most likely last a lifetime so those presents need to be according to that in terms of quality.
And how prejudiced of you to call us a happy couple! We are quite an unhappy one in fact, we are only getting married because we saw on TV that this party saloon had amazing discounts for wedding parties (20% off for family members, plus if you make your reservation within the hour the confetti includes 4 dog-biting-ass inflatable costumes for free!). It was a no-brainer.
elophile: OH, Yes! Will you take a little sip when no one is looking?
Jun 23, 2020 20:10:41 GMT
Horacewimp: I’ll check and see if he takes sugar ::smileys-thumbs-951446::
Jun 23, 2020 20:47:50 GMT
elophile: I bet he takes honey... good for the vocal chords!
Jun 26, 2020 0:41:49 GMT
elophile: And no milk. You don't want to get all phlegmy...
Jun 26, 2020 0:42:37 GMT
Grroosss: Well. I discovered r/ELOcirclejerk and the ELO Discord yesterday. Lots to offer (and fans my age!) but too much chaos to take in all at once... Feels good to be back home ::animated-smileys-hug-008::
Jun 30, 2020 22:06:28 GMT
BSJ: Circlejerk is waaaaaay out there!
Jun 30, 2020 22:53:00 GMT
Helmut83: Is there an ELO Discord? Good data, Grroosss! Gotta check it out, I've been a regular at discord since about two months ago when quarentine boredom drove me there.
Jul 5, 2020 3:12:01 GMT
Helmut83: I couldn't find it though. Maybe you got mixed up with Reddit?
Jul 5, 2020 3:18:29 GMT
orioles70: hope all good forum members saved some fireworks to set off tonight for 50th anniversary festivities, I personally arranged for a comet to arrive right on schedule, try to Zoom in with your telescope and see the bright orange and blue streamers
Jul 14, 2020 1:58:56 GMT
BIuebird: Hello forum friends! I apologize for my long absence, we've had quite a bit of stressful stuff going on.
Jul 14, 2020 13:49:08 GMT
Horacewimp: Hey BIuebird great to see you back hope you are keeping well ::c0112::
Jul 14, 2020 14:16:05 GMT
BSJ: Hi BIuebird! Happy to see you! ::t31232::
Jul 14, 2020 18:05:14 GMT