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Post by jefflynnenut on Nov 25, 2014 14:57:56 GMT
I had really long blond hair years ago. My mates used to slag me off and call me Timote as in the hair product cause the lady advertising it was a hot blond. Anyway whilst on a staff doo of 80 staff a colleague and I were the last ones still standing and blind drunk decided to go to bed. Simple eh?.....some time later I was rudely awoke by an Indian gentleman poking me in the face with a trash collecting stick and after telling him to f**k off quite a number of times he asked me for my key. I had no reservation in the hotel (I was asleep in a corridor of the hotel) he asked me where my "room" was and I just pointed at a random door. He produced a skeleton key and in I went!!!! I could just make outa double and single bed. One in the single and one in the double. I didn't know who they were. Anyway stripped completely naked....completely! !! Into the double I jumped. Next Mornin I awoke facing the other way my back to the person. Who was saying "no no no"!!! It was a colleague of mine thank God who had just got married 4 weeks previously, awoke to find a mystery blond Bahahaha! Dude nearly jumped off the hotel balcony seeing me....I kept wiinding him up in front of the entire workforce complaining of a pain in my ass....mint! I have woken up in the strangest places....I'm Irish.
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Post by BSJ on Nov 25, 2014 17:02:06 GMT
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Post by jefflynnenut on Nov 25, 2014 19:11:06 GMT
Speaking of Alcohol I literally just finished making 25 litres (30 bottles) of homebrew red wine. This is rocket fuel! I will be making 25 litres of cider tomorrow. Keep y'all posted hic!
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Post by BSJ on Nov 25, 2014 21:19:08 GMT
Uno and I will arrive at your home literally in minutes!
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 25, 2014 21:34:03 GMT
Uno and I will arrive at your home literally in minutes! Leave some for me I've posted myself second class to Ireland
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Post by unomusette on Nov 25, 2014 21:38:28 GMT
I can't compete, usually I forget what happened the day after, it's quite worrying.
Yes, is is worrying indeed. Normally when people get drunk they forget what happened the day before, but forgetting what happened the day after not only is surprising because of the act of forgetting something in itself, but mainly because of the future-predicting abilities it necessarily has to involve.
Do we have a spanking smiley? For this sort of occasion? I'm very keen on punishment generally. In the meantime, this will have to do instead And for the always awesome BSJ, my fellow monster-ette and the voice of reason, this one Gah! Fasting today, can't have a drink until tomorrow. I feel like a fraud posting on here until then.
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 25, 2014 21:43:52 GMT
Yes
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Post by BSJ on Nov 25, 2014 21:49:25 GMT
Ohhhhh..... might put the two headed out of work!
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Post by unomusette on Nov 25, 2014 21:49:30 GMT
Speaking of Alcohol I literally just finished making 25 litres (30 bottles) of homebrew red wine. This is rocket fuel! I will be making 25 litres of cider tomorrow. Keep y'all posted hic! Wow, you've managed to Out-Cheap-Red me! I'm so impressed! Before I started visiting France I used to make home brew. I have a recipe for rice and raisin wine which turns out something like Thunderbird (the red version, not the soppy blue version) - as a devotee of the devil's brew I'm sure you remember it. Let me know if you want a copy Laughed my socks off at your hotel story - HW was right about you having some good tales all right
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Post by unomusette on Nov 25, 2014 21:54:57 GMT
Yes Bwaahahahahahaaa! I'd not seen the whole of that, I thought it was another pokey one. I get the feeling I'll be using it a whole lot - I'm so easily outraged it's a gift - thanks for pointing me at it HW
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 25, 2014 22:00:37 GMT
I've only just added it
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Post by jefflynnenut on Nov 25, 2014 23:41:41 GMT
Strangest places you have woke up in? I'll start. I once woke up in a forest bear hugging my mate because we were freezing cold after a crazy drinking sesh. It was November so it was freeeezzzziiinnggg! We were quiet embarrassed!
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Post by PowWow on Nov 28, 2014 21:22:26 GMT
I wonder why nudist colonies are in decline? No wait, how about we push for a bill that states that only people between the ages of 16-20 can be eligible to become full time nudists? (I'm sorry guys but my sexual repressions must come out! )
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 28, 2014 22:20:00 GMT
16 to 20? Stretch it to 25 at least!
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Post by PowWow on Nov 28, 2014 22:49:23 GMT
16 to 20? Stretch it to 25 at least! I'll extend it to 25 as long as we don't have any fatties, ugliness of any description and body horrors.
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