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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 9, 2014 21:17:18 GMT
About time too, at least someone appreciates us not like our management  Yes, well how much does the band appreciate the management, ay? Literally minutes hours and hours of our valuable time has been spent furthering your careers and this is the thanks we get. I am very much tempted to accept Upoo's offer of taking them under our collective wings instead. *sulks* These animals don't feed themselves I'll have you know, where is the advance I was promised, I was hoping to buy some more exotic animals for the follow up single but that isn't going to happen. They don't sell any okapi at the £1 shop I checked today and now with Woolworths closed where am I going to get a stock of axolotl's. The single as good as it is has had 39 views on YouTube, 30 of these are by me, the royalties shared between five of us with the managements 99.9% cut isn't going to amount to much. It's going to be a cold and hungry Xmas in the Wimp household. Bah humbug. |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 9, 2014 21:19:29 GMT
No budget for okapi? That just ruined our new song. And hey, remember that it has 39 views because it was re-uploaded two days ago, so the count went to zero again. It was well over 100 when I deleted the old one.  |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 9, 2014 21:21:21 GMT
Hold on, what sort of a noise does an okapi make? Is it musical at all? And axolotl's sound like they would eat a lot of expensive nosh, I think we should maybe cultivate some slugs as a squelch-along chorus?
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Post by BSJ on Nov 9, 2014 21:23:48 GMT
Yes, well how much does the band appreciate the management, ay? Literally minutes hours and hours of our valuable time has been spent furthering your careers and this is the thanks we get. I am very much tempted to accept Upoo's offer of taking them under our collective wings instead. *sulks* These animals don't feed themselves I'll have you know, where is the advance I was promised, I was hoping to buy some more exotic animals for the follow up single but that isn't going to happen. They don't sell any okapi at the £1 shop I checked today and now with Woolworths closed where am I going to get a stock of axolotl's. The single as good as it is has had 39 views on YouTube, 30 of these are by me, the royalties shared between five of us with the managements 99.9% cut isn't going to amount to much. It's going to be a cold and hungry Xmas in the Wimp household. Bah humbug. What? I don't understand? I'm offering tangible help! There need not be anyone or thing starving.  |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 9, 2014 21:23:58 GMT
No budget for okapi? That just ruined our new song. And hey, remember that it has 39 views because it was re-uploaded two days ago, so the count went to zero again. It was well over 100 when I deleted the old one. That's not what management told me Mrs Wimp "order the largest goose Aldi can provide" Christmas is back on  |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 9, 2014 21:28:08 GMT
Hold on, what sort of a noise does an okapi make? Is it musical at all? And axolotl's sound like they would eat a lot of expensive nosh, I think we should maybe cultivate some slugs as a squelch-along chorus? After the success of our first single I can't see why management are questioning our musical direction |
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Post by Helmut83 on Nov 9, 2014 21:31:11 GMT
Hold on, what sort of a noise does an okapi make? Is it musical at all? Leave those technicalities to the musicians, please. We don't mess up with your work and tell you how to get us girls and beer. |
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Post by BSJ on Nov 9, 2014 21:31:15 GMT
Hold on, what sort of a noise does an okapi make? Is it musical at all? And axolotl's sound like they would eat a lot of expensive nosh, I think we should maybe cultivate some slugs as a squelch-along chorus? After the success of our first single I can't see why management are questioning our musical direction Uno, I smell a rat.  |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 9, 2014 21:35:15 GMT
After the success of our first single I can't see why management are questioning our musical direction Uno, I smell a rat. I see an axolotl, isn't it cute   |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 9, 2014 21:43:55 GMT
After the success of our first single I can't see why management are questioning our musical direction Uno, I smell a rat. I smell several, the sort that never take a bath. Maybe we should resign, and see how they like that. For us, there is always another new victim talent we can rip off nurture |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 9, 2014 21:44:39 GMT
Uno, I smell a rat. I see an axolotl, isn't it cute It's gorgeous, but is it musical? *pets* |
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Post by Horacewimp on Nov 9, 2014 21:49:38 GMT
I see an axolotl, isn't it cute It's gorgeous, but is it musical? *pets* It hasn't stopped us before, my Dad used to make up stories about axolotl's when I was little while we were waiting for my Mum to go around Safeway on a Saturday afternoon looking for reduced food items  |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 9, 2014 21:51:27 GMT
Legend!
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Post by BSJ on Nov 9, 2014 21:53:34 GMT
Uno, I smell a rat. I smell several, the sort that never take a bath. Maybe we should resign, and see how they like that. For us, there is always another new victim talent we can rip off nurture I'm hip. Thought they loved the two-headed beast. Amazing. |
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Post by unomusette on Nov 9, 2014 21:56:05 GMT
They'll be sorry when we're gone. For a start it will be a whole lot colder
*snorts comforting warm blast of fire, makes toast and roasts hog at same time*
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Apparently it's quite hard to see them with the naked eye, you need to be looking through a camera or other type of lens?