|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 23:01:37 GMT
Did you say "including the band"? And would that include me?
|
|
|
Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 23:05:07 GMT
Tsk, of course it includes you. I'd steer clear of a fur bikini though, in case G'mork mistakes you for dinner A nice spangly one would look great under the spotlights. Admit it, you're tempted.
|
|
|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 27, 2014 23:22:03 GMT
Well, now that you mention it, I once tried one on and I was quite astounded at how good I looked in that thing. But if I wore a bikini on the shows, who is going to verge the overwhelming stampede of semi-naked screaming girls that's undoubtedly going to try to overtake the stage and kidnap me?
|
|
|
Post by unomusette on Oct 27, 2014 23:49:23 GMT
Egads, you're right. How vexing.
We could train some of the chickens to form a bodyguard around you? Although chickens are generally a peace-loving creature - how about a crack team of attack rabbits instead?
Or perhaps we need to approach stage gear from another direction. So much to think about, I feel a raise in management fees coming on.....
|
|
|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 29, 2014 4:16:36 GMT
BREAKING NEWS:
Once again, the rumours were right. The Americo-anglo-argentirish rock band Electric Animal Orchestra has added yet another top-class musician to it's already star-stacked formation, as Mr. bHabs will be joining the band, taking charge of the vocal duties.
In this way, EAO confirm their fame of being the Traveling Wilburys of our times, and rumour has it that their musical output will dwarf that one of George Harrison's band.
|
|
|
Post by Horacewimp on Oct 29, 2014 8:50:26 GMT
BREAKING NEWS: Once again, the rumours were right. The Americo-anglo-argentirish rock band Electric Animal Orchestra has added yet another top-class musician to it's already star-stacked formation, as Mr. bHabs will be joining the band, taking charge of the vocal duties. In this way, EAO confirm their fame of being the Traveling Wilburys of our times, and rumour has it that their musical output will dwarf that one of George Harrison's band. From what I've heard this is definitely worth waiting for So that is bhabs on vocals not Jim? I hope the management are ready for the massive media attention this release is going to generate. PS Helmut83, I've got the master tape and will add the animals as requested this evening and sent it back to you
|
|
|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 29, 2014 15:09:56 GMT
Yeah, Jim has worked on the project as a lyricist, but he hadn't got any recording equipment so he couldn't record the voice.
Great, Horace! I'm already working on a videoclip so the release of the song might be as soon as tomorrow or maybe even tonight.
And yeah, this could mean work for the management... or as BSJ said, "getting up from the chair".
|
|
|
Post by unomusette on Oct 29, 2014 22:11:12 GMT
Huzzah for bhabs, welcome to the show! Please let me know what you want on your backstage rider I'll take care of your share of the profits, just leave it to me. NB - I do think we should have a "not like" option for threads including veiled insults such as the one above. I'll have you know that when I am lazing around sitting in my chair I am usually snoozing off a hangover thinking very hard about the band's best interests.
|
|
|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 29, 2014 22:19:16 GMT
Uno, we give credit and recognition to your thinking, it is great for us, but... I don't know how to say this... from time to time, it would be possitive if you did something else besides thinking (except if you get to the point of dominating groupies with your mind and make them come to us with pizza and beer in their hands... in that case we wouldn't have to bother making music any longer).
And Horace, I took the freedom to get into your barn to record another pig growling (the one you sent me was a bit too long, he wouldn't shut up the damn thing). I got all bitten, thrown into the mud and walked over by their hoofs, but I finally got what I wanted. Uh, and I replaced the new dog by the old one (the one you sent me the other time). His barking was quicker and more concise. All of the other I left it as you sent it.
|
|
|
Post by BSJ on Oct 29, 2014 22:25:43 GMT
Uno, we give credit and recognition to your thinking, it is great for us, but... I don't know how to say this... from time to time, it would be possitive if you did something else besides thinking (except if you get to the point of dominating groupies with your mind and make them come to us with pizza and beer in their hands... in that case we wouldn't have to bother making music any longer). Toots! We need to rustle up a few dames and train them in the ways of ninja groupies for these men.
|
|
|
Post by unomusette on Oct 29, 2014 22:31:22 GMT
Hmm, do you have anyone in mind, Snooks?
I have a feeling Chereene would take a LOT of persuading, for a start.
Even the lady from the chip shop is losing interest, she's been distracted by some men digging up the road outside with their shirts off. Do you think we could dress up Lucyfer and the henchcats and pass them off as enthusiastic groupies?
|
|
|
Post by BSJ on Oct 29, 2014 23:00:12 GMT
If we ply them with enough beer. No, we need to do this right. How many will we need? Like, Dame, two each?
|
|
|
Post by unomusette on Oct 29, 2014 23:26:11 GMT
*ponders*
The Lord Dame is well used to dealing with two lively playmates at the same time, EAO members may need to build up to it I'd say. Plus they might be exhausted from their gig and wrangling the animals.
From our staff, two cats in lipstick carrying beer probably equates to one doggie in mascara with pizza. We may need to bring in the sheep too. Or we could be sneaky and put the guys on a video dating site and see who replies?
|
|
|
Post by BSJ on Oct 29, 2014 23:37:36 GMT
Too chancy on the dating site. I have a feeling we're going to need to pay whomever takes this gig. They won't do it for love(like us!) - just money!.
|
|
|
Post by Helmut83 on Oct 29, 2014 23:40:07 GMT
From our staff, two cats in lipstick carrying beer probably equates to one doggie in mascara with pizza. We may need to bring in the sheep too. Or we could be sneaky and put the guys on a video dating site and see who replies? No need to. Our next single will be released tomorrow if most, videoclip included. Just wait... instead of having to post our photo on a video dating site you will have to hire additional security personnel to contain the ladies from forming a human mountain over us.
|
|