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Post by eloneen on Oct 12, 2017 2:14:31 GMT
Thanks BSJ. I had a lot of fun with it!
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Post by unomusette on Oct 12, 2017 20:57:52 GMT
Epic work eloneen, another masterpiece *applauds*
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Post by eloneen on Oct 12, 2017 22:25:49 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Oct 15, 2017 19:28:22 GMT
Discover-a-vacancy, a concept album about going for a job interview.
1. Out Of Luck (No money left, there's nothing else for it, going to have to look for work) 2. Send It (Reply to a promising job ad) 3. Letter From Spain (The boss writes from his second home, inviting you to an interview) 4. Look At Me Now (Resplendent in freshly-creased shirt, smart outfit, shiny shoes) 5. Steppin' Out (Straight into a puddle, goodbye shiny shoes) 6. So Serious (Determined to project the right attitude during the meeting) 7. When I Was A Boy (Nervous, you ramble wildly in response to the comparatively simple question "Why do you want to work in this field?" 8. Believe Me Now (I really am the diligent, competent candidate you need) 9. Caught In A Trap (That awkward question you didn't prepare for) 10. Mission - A World Record (The boss sets out the annual sales and productivity figures he expects you to better) 11. Don't Bring Me Down (You decide you prefer the boss's office to being on the shop floor) 12. In My Own Time (You modestly allude to your hobbies of F1 driving, singing backup for the Stones and playing grand master chess) 13. Dreaming Of £4,000 (Always best to be cautious when discussing a monthly salary) 14. Take Me On (and on...) (By now, begging seems your best option) 15. Telephone Line (You sit at home, waiting for the verdict) 16. A Long Time Gone (They hired someone else a month ago and forgot to let you know).
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Post by unomusette on Oct 15, 2017 19:37:46 GMT
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Post by vlogdance on Oct 25, 2017 11:56:06 GMT
Discount-very, a concept album about braving the January sales.
1. Night In The City (You and your sleeping bag spend all night on the pavement in front of the department store)
2. Jungle (It’s the survival of the fittest as hordes of shoppers descend on the bargains)
3. In For The Kill (You spot the display marked 50% Off)
4. Hold On Tight (To that 400 thread count Egyptian cotton duvet you snapped up)
5. Poker (A fellow customer with a sharp finger politely suggests that you move out of their way)
6. Roll Over Beethoven (And lunge at the pile of discounted classic rock CDs)
7. Loser Gone Wild (That lady really didn’t like it when you nabbed the last one)
8. Just For Love (You’ve absolutely no use for a rustic garden obelisk, but your mum’s eyes will light up)
9. Evil Woman (Who got to that fab coffee maker before you could, grrr)
10. Out Of Luck (The bargain rail’s empty by the time you’ve fought your way through the crowd)
11. It Really Doesn’t Matter (That you were too late to get one of those fitness trackers for half-price)
12. No Way Out (You try to find an exit that isn’t blocked by salivating shoppers)
13. Surrender (You and your shopping bags sink to the floor, assume a foetal position and let everyone else stomp past you).
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Post by queenofthehours on Oct 25, 2017 15:34:49 GMT
5. Poker (A fellow customer with a sharp finger politely suggests that you move out of their way) My favourite .
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Post by BSJ on Oct 25, 2017 18:43:47 GMT
"In For The Kill (You spot the display marked 50% Off)"
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Post by unomusette on Oct 25, 2017 20:58:41 GMT
You had me at the title, let alone the masterful track list, brilliant! My fave is "Loser Gone Wild (That lady really didn’t like it when you nabbed the last one)"
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 25, 2017 21:18:48 GMT
Fantastic and very creative work, vlogdance! I particularly liked #3 and #11. #7 and #9 are the two sides of the same coin.
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Post by eloneen on Oct 25, 2017 23:33:54 GMT
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 26, 2017 7:51:46 GMT
On a Thursday, ELOs third album is a concept album about waiting for the weekend.
1) Wishing (It was Friday)
2) When Time Stood Still (The week is dragging)
3) Buildings Have Eyes (No point in trying to leave early the boss is watching)
4) Can't Get It Out of My Head (I wonder if the good looking girl will be in the bar again this weekend)
5) Destination Unknown (Memories of trying to get back home from the pub)
6) The Bouncer (Must remember not to wear trainers to the nightclub again)
7) Without Someone (Sad memories of not having a partner for the slow dance)
8) Don't Walk Away (My chatting up attempt has failed again)
9) Baby I Apologise (It was the beer talking not me)
10) Heaven Only Knows (It's still only 10.00am, it feels like 3.00pm)
11) It's Over (Finally, Friday tomorrow then the weekend)
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Post by vlogdance on Oct 26, 2017 10:40:39 GMT
5) Destination Unknown (Memories of trying to get back home from the pub) 6) The Bouncer (Must remember not to wear trainers to the nightclub again) 8) Don't Walk Away (My chatting up attempt has failed again) Heh! Brilliant Horacewimp
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Post by eloneen on Oct 26, 2017 11:07:51 GMT
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Post by BSJ on Oct 26, 2017 18:09:04 GMT
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