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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 19:14:51 GMT
Have either of you considered squeezing the cow to produce the moos, instead of violence?
I know which one would make me moo, if I were her.
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 8, 2014 19:20:51 GMT
Have either of you considered squeezing the cow to produce the moos, instead of violence? I know which one would make me moo, if I were her. No cows were hurt in the production of our records, I can't tell you though how I got the dog to bark
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 19:29:47 GMT
Good, because I'd probably be best not knowing
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 8, 2014 19:45:35 GMT
Good, because I'd probably be best not knowing I'll let you into a little secret regarding my sound effects, they are all preinstalled loops provided with the program on my computer, I've got 100s of them to play around with even cow bells, I can slot them into the song where I like as a separate track.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 19:53:56 GMT
I never guessed! What else do you have? Explosions? Bagpipes? Ultrasonic bat squeaks? You could easily go solo You and Helmut make a great team
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 8, 2014 20:03:45 GMT
I was hoping everyone thought I had toured the countryside for the sake of the forum, befriending local farmers and then recording their livestock and the local weather conditions, I've been rumbled, don't tell Helmut.
Not sure on bagpipes or bats, but plenty of explosions, sirens, aircraft noises, animals, majority of other musical instruments, shouts, screams etc
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 8, 2014 20:33:55 GMT
Unomusette, Horace is a humble, down to Earth guy who doesn't rejoice in fame. Sometimes he would even get to the point of lying in order to avoid all the praise that he has do deal with permanently. Of course all of his effects are done (or obtained) by himself from natural sources, even when out of humbleness he won't always admit it.
And I'm warning you, Unomusette, should you run the rumour (false, of course) that Horace is using some kind of pre-setted software to make his effects, I will have you sent off from the presidence of the fans club.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 20:49:31 GMT
I see what you mean, Helmut, Horace's tale of computer wizardry is plainly a cry for help. Although actually I haven't joined your fan club yet, so you can't ban me, hargh!
I wonder how he would get the screams and the bagpipes though? Possibly at the same time, if he's not very good at bagpiping.
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Post by Horacewimp on Oct 8, 2014 20:56:35 GMT
The only bagpiping I know is the icing on the cakes I've just seen on The Great British Bakeoff
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Post by BSJ on Oct 8, 2014 21:17:46 GMT
I remember thinking, Boy, that dude H W really has the chops for Cow Bells.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 21:19:19 GMT
The only bagpiping I know is the icing on the cakes I've just seen on The Great British Bakeoff You're watching it too! I always knew you were a splendid fellow. What a travesty, Luis was robbed. Robbed, I tell you.
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Post by unomusette on Oct 8, 2014 21:20:05 GMT
I remember thinking, Boy, that dude H W really has the chops for Cow Bells. You're so easily led - of course, this is why I love you
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Post by BSJ on Oct 8, 2014 21:25:45 GMT
Sentiment aside - I Think I'm a little insulted.
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Post by Helmut83 on Oct 8, 2014 22:36:58 GMT
I remember thinking, Boy, that dude H W really has the chops for Cow Bells. Look what you've done, Horace! You should never have let your fans down. I guess, after all, I am the only honest member of this band. Me and the cow...
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Post by BSJ on Oct 8, 2014 23:13:45 GMT
You and the cow. TSK! Trying to throw my buddy under the bus like I do uno?
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