Mwaahahaaa! It's all BSJ 's fault, the paper the forms are printed on just happens to be premium grade gerbil bedding smiley-music025
Anyway, it wasn't them this time, I'd properly filled out all the forms for all my trips but just as I was heading for the postbox a mighty wind blew them out of my hands and scattered them to all four corners of the earth. Where they were shredded by foreign rodents distantly related to gerbils. Honestly. You couldn't make it up.